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you cant lock the bathroom doors? |
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just don't do it. that way you won't go to hell. :) |
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i always think someone will come murder me in my shower since i saw psycho i am 21 :) |
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shit happens man... |
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Jesus!! OMG! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHa But SERIOUSLY :| that is so rough! How are you supposed to behave with your mom after that. And what was she thinking coming back in and asking what you were doing??? I feel for ya. I think eXXailon's 1st suggestion is the best advice for you. |
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oh shit hope dinner tonight with the family is bearable. dad: so honey, what did you do today mum: planted flowers, went to the store, WALKED IN ON YOUR SON PLAYING WITH HIMSELF dad: uhm, can someone pass the peas? you: *dies* |
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when you grow up and have a son you'll know exactly what he's doing in his room, you'll understand and you'll try to avoid interupting. I'm sure your mom usually tried to do the same. she's prolly just as embarassed as you are. |
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my mom found pr0n once, THAT was not a fun conversation..... |
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now thats funny :) |
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when I was a freshman in college i came home one weekday to get something I had forgotten at my parents house. when I got there there was nobody else at home so I decided to dance the five finger knuckle shuffle. then I got in my jeep and drove back to school. (about an hour and a half away) well, I left the porno in the vcr and so when my parents got home they found it and had no idea that I'd been there, so they assumed it was my sisters' and put it in her room. HAHA! i still don't know if anyone ever figured out where it came from. |
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bwahahahahahahahaha! |
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HA! |
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that sounds like the work of the infamous Porn Fiery. |
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l0lz0r |
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why BUSCH Light. Are you a piss drinking redneck or something? |
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that topic was hilarious |
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"Are you a piss drinking redneck or something?" basically. * wipes possum pie off corner of mouth * |
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lol |
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lol blatant for the dinner :) |
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well chaps, all seems to be well :) I got up early this morning and sheepishly made my way to the kitchen where mum, dad and gramps were eating breakfast. Mum was very bubbly as usual and everyone was as happy as ever. I have spoken to mum since and she's acting like nothing happened! Phew... *wipes brow* :P |
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give me your phonenumber - I'll remind her to have a chat with you.. :P |
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I guess you can jerk off in front of your mom all the time now.. |
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word pomme ;) |
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oh shit.... if that ever happens to me i will cry... it must be awkward now around your mom... just pray she wont tell anyone, eh? |
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she prolly told all her girlfriends her son has the smallest dick... THAT'S why she's acting like nothing happened, cos effectively, nothing did. |
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