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offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-05-24 05:49 [#00232585]
Points: 2294 Status: Regular | Followup to corn_mouth: #00232426



The only way that ze wee_boy could have a "ménage à trois"
is if he propped his wee-wee up with a brace.. Judging by
your picture you couldn't possibly be more than 4 years old
-Flaccid as a slug!


 

offline corn_mouth from santiago (Chile) on 2002-05-24 06:20 [#00232608]
Points: 1321 Status: Lurker



hahahahahha......you wouldn´t imagine ze wee_boy´s
"glowing almighty package"...hehehehehhehehe


 

offline corn_mouth from santiago (Chile) on 2002-05-24 06:38 [#00232612]
Points: 1321 Status: Lurker



...watcha say now you freakin´cabbage!, ze
almighty_wee_boy´s spectogramed hehehehehhehehehehhe!!!!!!!


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-05-24 06:49 [#00232617]
Points: 2294 Status: Regular



I say to thee:
Don't lobsters glow in the dark when they start to decay?


 

offline corn_mouth from santiago (Chile) on 2002-05-24 06:51 [#00232618]
Points: 1321 Status: Lurker



....hmmmmm.....i think you´re starting to smell weird
Cabbog

*ze wee_boy opens up ze window*



 

offline thanksomuch from planet claire on 2002-05-24 06:55 [#00232619]
Points: 544 Status: Regular



hurmmm,,,,, i don't know how i feel about three-somes...
some thing seems wrong about it.. but i tend to be a very
loyal person....


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-05-24 06:55 [#00232620]
Points: 2294 Status: Regular



I am a cabbage of many folds.
Perhaps a snail made it's way deep inside my green
labyrinth, got lost, eventually died, and is now rotting.


 

offline corn_mouth from santiago (Chile) on 2002-05-24 06:57 [#00232621]
Points: 1321 Status: Lurker



good night you_stinky_flacid_you...

;-)


 

offline Cabbog from Chautauqua (United States) on 2002-05-24 07:02 [#00232622]
Points: 2294 Status: Regular



good riddance!
heehee
see you tomorrow little boy!


 

offline Chri5py from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-24 08:43 [#00232666]
Points: 2903 Status: Lurker | Followup to corn_mouth: #00232405



Why is it not "a little gay" if its one bloke and too girls?
You've only got one cock involved so the girls have to touch
each other at some point and if thats the basis on being "a
little gay"? The above scenario is more gay than too blokes
and a girl coz they dont have to go near each other!

Thresomes are bad news. I've disscused this with my current
girlfriend. I'm Bisexual which helps a little but sharing is
a bad thing unless your relationship isnt very serious. Not
unlike one night flings with another and cheating; The
experience is not worth it. The Aftermath is usually quite
bad. Think it through.


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-05-24 08:46 [#00232671]
Points: 9713 Status: Lurker



i had a threesome with my G/F and my ex-G/F a couple a
months ago...
that shit rocks...

I used 6 condoms and I had to change baterries on the
vibrator.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-05-24 08:49 [#00232674]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular



nanotech scares me....

3somes are always fun....but i beleive if you are really in
love with the person you shouldnt share him/her with anyone


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-24 08:53 [#00232677]
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Nice one Diatole! Threesomes rule. I remember as if
yesterday my threesome. Me and two lovely ladies. Not even
my friends know about it. I should tell some of them really
but I think some of them would be disgusted. Who knows...?


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-24 08:54 [#00232679]
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You stud you!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-24 08:54 [#00232680]
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You Madge and Lou hey?


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-05-24 08:58 [#00232683]
Points: 8864 Status: Regular



I stand very high on this one, and strong. If your in a good
relationship with someone you shouldnt share, and you
shouldnt think of sharing. That, in my honest opinion is
absolutly out of the question. Not saying that I havent had
a chance or situation in my past where Ive played around
with 2 girls at one time at a party, but I had NO feelings
for them whatsoever. If my girlfriend now asked me to do a
threesome with her and one of her friends or even mine id be
VERY upset and very displeased.

And the two guys thing? Ugh......

Nanotech: I like your style man.


 

offline Chri5py from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-24 09:05 [#00232692]
Points: 2903 Status: Lurker | Followup to REFLEX: #00232683



You right, you shouldnt share. But disscussing things with
your girlfriend is fun.


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-05-24 09:07 [#00232696]
Points: 8864 Status: Regular



I suppose, but I mean still.... I would never bring that up
with her, because I would never even want to do it man.
Fuck... if she brought it up seriously id lose it.


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-24 09:13 [#00232704]
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3somes are def a minefield....

Been there and done it a few times....but sexual jealousy is
a huge monster and it will swallow you or the others up in
the end....

but you gotta try it at least once....like most things, I
guess...well, perhaps Suicide or Murder is probably best
left alone (unless coupled with sex, of course...;)....

nano: got new respect for ya, mate...love the bit about the
E's....Sex on E is amazing but does spoil normal sex
afterwards....mmmmm...Drug Fueled sex is one of the best
experiences I've had.....


 

offline polar bear from United Kingdom on 2002-05-24 09:13 [#00232705]
Points: 327 Status: Regular



oh my, i hope that's not with the teenage stokie you
mentioned? you will end up giving him a big head. mamma


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-05-24 09:24 [#00232721]
Points: 8864 Status: Regular



yeah, sexual jealousy is the #1 relationship RUINER in the
universe. thats a shitty garuntee..


 

offline corn_mouth from santiago (Chile) on 2002-05-24 14:36 [#00233219]
Points: 1321 Status: Lurker



well, anyways......How was your little experience Diastole?


 

offline NEU-NEU from Belgium on 2002-05-24 14:58 [#00233223]
Points: 32 Status: Lurker



nothing is better than pumpkins


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2002-05-24 15:05 [#00233227]
Points: 3388 Status: Regular



ooooh.... I would never, never ever have a threesome with my
girlfriend involved!!! Hmmmm, I suspect that she is cheating
on me cause she's been acting kinda strange the last couple
of weeks..... Its tearing me apart!


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2002-05-24 15:27 [#00233247]
Points: 7210 Status: Lurker



if you really like a girl, or are in love even, why would
you ever need to add someone else into the mix?

If it's just for fun, well, two girls would be super sweet
to have at once. But if there is a relationship, or any
real feelings, I agree with most people, that is a volitile
situation.

I want a status report too!


 

offline Monumrnt from To (Canada) on 2002-05-24 15:35 [#00233255]
Points: 733 Status: Addict



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offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-05-24 15:45 [#00233266]
Points: 5444 Status: Regular | Followup to Monumrnt: #00233255



...and they celebrated it with a threesome?


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-24 15:48 [#00233269]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



I've seen you don't need me or jonesy anymore to get these
massive online circle-jerks going...


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2002-05-24 15:52 [#00233273]
Points: 1826 Status: Regular



Hey Meho before we know it they will all be invovled in a
virtual kebab.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-24 15:55 [#00233275]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict | Followup to Quernstone: #00233273



Yeah, the only thing that worries me is that there's no word
from diastole so far. Could it be that the things went
bad... Or she' just one big tease and was just happy to see
our juices flowing (literally...)


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-24 15:57 [#00233279]
Points: 4700 Status: Lurker



maybe she's been fatally skewered


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2002-05-24 15:58 [#00233280]
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or she is still at it?


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-24 16:02 [#00233282]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict



Maybe all the bad things they mentioned in this thread
actually happened... Or maybe she's so happy that she can't
be bothered to post for a bunch of wanking losers with
little to no life...

Sexual enthusiasm is a nice thing, however, these things are
an investment (emotional, spiritual...) that perhaps not
everybody is aware of prior to the fact...


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-24 16:06 [#00233289]
Points: 4700 Status: Lurker



"can't
be bothered to post for a bunch of wanking losers with
little to no life..."

I beg to differ, i'm a member of the local chess club!

=)


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-24 16:08 [#00233290]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict | Followup to B3n: #00233289



Ah, and you only wank between the games, do you?


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-05-24 16:12 [#00233298]
Points: 6617 Status: Addict | Followup to Meho Krljic: #00233290



Sorry, don't answer that, it's personal... And I'm leaving
anyway.


 

offline polar bear from United Kingdom on 2002-05-24 16:14 [#00233305]
Points: 327 Status: Regular



postponed i was told, but i'm sure she would like to tell u
herself


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-24 16:16 [#00233311]
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haha, actually I used to play chess (when I was about 8) but
not anymore..


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-24 16:17 [#00233315]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



Meho: I knew I'd find you here ha, ha.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-05-24 16:19 [#00233318]
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Hopefully she's at a cyber cafe scanning pics. Cross your
fingers.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-05-24 16:19 [#00233319]
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I used to play chess too. I was very good for my age when I
was younger, but now I'm only average :(


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-24 16:20 [#00233321]
Points: 4700 Status: Lurker



I sometimes play on yahoo, but always lose!


 

offline supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-05-24 16:23 [#00233327]
Points: 5444 Status: Regular



I play chess too.
I always win,but I don't think that means I'm good,It means
my friend is not .



 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-05-24 16:27 [#00233335]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



My dad always used to initiate a game of 'Naked Twister' in
our house. Its great fun for all the family on a rainy
Sunday afternoon.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-05-24 16:28 [#00233336]
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I can play a mean game of checkers, but chess is out of my
league. :-/


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-24 16:30 [#00233347]
Points: 4700 Status: Lurker



I don't know how to play chequers...

but, I love JENGA! or GIANT JENGA in pubs!


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-24 16:34 [#00233353]
Points: 4700 Status: Lurker



haha I love the natural evolution of conversations, they
fascinate me


 

offline polar bear from United Kingdom on 2002-05-24 16:47 [#00233377]
Points: 327 Status: Regular



tonge jenga is good fun, but it depends what sort of tonge
you have. some have an obvios advantage


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-05-24 18:44 [#00233445]
Points: 3381 Status: Regular



often a threesome is an attempt to ruin the relationship. it
usually signifies that there's just no more steam in the
relationship. (put it on the net, damnit)


 

offline George_Kaplan on 2003-03-28 08:38 [#00621394]
Points: 838 Status: Regular



bumpp



 


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