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offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-04-15 04:33 [#00174861]
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ewan mcgeggor=kurt! check this shit out!
http://www.bayarea.net/~teelk/velvet/bar2.jpg
and in the movie, the characters name is curt. COINCIDENCE?
i say no sir.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-04-15 04:44 [#00174871]
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I still think Courtney Love had him killed to increase sales
of her new album just a week before it was released. Think
about it. Everything she has ever done in her life has been
done by her for the end result of becoming a super-star.
Kurt Cobain dies, her record sells mass amounts (IMO soley
because of Kurt's death... the album was way too weak to
survive on its own, even with most peoples tastes being as
shitty as they are) and she becomes a superstar.

And what about andy kaufman. Don't get me started on that
one.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2002-04-15 04:44 [#00174872]
Points: 11920 Status: Regular



what does it matter

his life would only be worth causing an issue about if he
were still alive

because that's what the issue would be


 

offline affinityX from Illinois (United States) on 2002-04-15 05:02 [#00174891]
Points: 79 Status: Lurker



there are two theories cookin up in my head right now...

1. kurt cobain couldnt handle the stress and he had his
death hoaxed... with his head being gone... there are no
dental records that can prove it... 2 i can easily subsitute
DNA in myself and STILL live... jsut get a transfusion from
the same person and meanwhile close on his body on the
incoming blood draw out my old blood

2. someone killed him... the facts are that even if he in
really dead... his fingers couldnt reach... non-the-less
pull the trigger on the shotgun... but the thing is that...
if someone did shoot his head off... someone would have
heard it and had the cops there faster than the culprit
could run away... thus he is still alive... it just doesnt
make sense... ya know what i mean?


 

offline affinityX from Illinois (United States) on 2002-04-15 05:09 [#00174903]
Points: 79 Status: Lurker



the thing with andy kaufman... is that he really did have
cancer... nobody believed him cauze he was such a practical
joker... it is sorry to say that he actually is dead...
because in life he made people want to kill more... and this
world is over populated as it is... he should have been
considered a national icon... from taxi to now... and for
years to come... but then again... he didnt really make me
laugh...


 

offline corn_mouth from santiago (Chile) on 2002-04-15 05:13 [#00174906]
Points: 1321 Status: Lurker



......wow.....aren´t you..........Matt Damon?......hehehehe


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-04-15 05:15 [#00174908]
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The scary thing about andy kaufmans death was that 5 years
before he died he went around and talked to people about
faking his death as a joke. He went so far as to quote the
time and place of his death, and told people how he intended
on dying. He predicted it to the day, five years
beforehand.

That just strikes me as being a bit strange.


 

offline affinityX from Illinois (United States) on 2002-04-15 05:15 [#00174909]
Points: 79 Status: Lurker



but then again since i do think a lot of things are
conspiracies... i actually do think that we did land on the
moon... yet i dont think america should have got there...
maybe a country that needs the fame... america is overbound
with titles and award... or watever you wanna call em... so
maybe they should share... and i think they are... think of
it this way... when was the last time that america won
anything special... or did something first... exactly...
thats what i thought... made ya think there... i mean
nothing is wrong with em... cept tons of f*cking thing...
but every country has em... sh*t... why the hell am i talkin
about this?... isnt this a kurt cobain alive message board?


 

offline AMinal from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-04-15 05:17 [#00174912]
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ok, here is MY theory:

he shot his head off w/ a shotgun..
..and now he is dead


 

offline affinityX from Illinois (United States) on 2002-04-15 05:17 [#00174913]
Points: 79 Status: Lurker



corn mouth... r u talkin about me?... if you think im matt
damon im flattered... but im not matt damon... im only 16
and i live in this f*cking sh*tty town


 

offline AMinal from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-04-15 05:18 [#00174916]
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..then, millions of distressed teenagers to whom he was some
sort of god couldn't accept his death, so they think it was
some sort of hoax

just like christians and jesus!

c'mon people: he's dead as the queen muM!!!!!


 

offline AMinal from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-04-15 05:19 [#00174919]
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wow... you DO look like matt damon!
weird... its uncanny...

do u look like that in real life or is it one of those "just
in that one picture" things...


 

offline affinityX from Illinois (United States) on 2002-04-15 05:19 [#00174920]
Points: 79 Status: Lurker



lol.. you got me there AMinal... thats a hard theory to
contadict... LMAO... but it is equally feesable... or
however you spell it... its just it is too wierd that a man
at the top of his fame would actually kill himself... for
any reason


 

offline affinityX from Illinois (United States) on 2002-04-15 05:22 [#00174925]
Points: 79 Status: Lurker



well.. i dont really know... ive never been told that by
anyone else... but i guess it must be in that pic alone...
im flattered at that... coming from homer... btw i like your
pic too


 

offline AMinal from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-04-15 05:26 [#00174931]
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thanks!
and welcome to the board too


 

offline affinityX from Illinois (United States) on 2002-04-15 05:27 [#00174934]
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wat do you mean... welcome to the board?


 

offline AMinal from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-04-15 05:30 [#00174937]
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i mean welcome to the messageboard...
..i'm assuming ur new, ive never seen u around before..

..(and now that i checked ur profile, i know ur new)


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-04-15 05:32 [#00174938]
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Now its time for you to get a light saber in your picture.


 

offline AMinal from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-04-15 05:33 [#00174941]
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lol
i think the girls in ur .gif should have some sabers:)
but i dont think u were refering to me.. as homer's floating
head is clearly holding a lightsaber of its own


 

offline affinityX from Illinois (United States) on 2002-04-15 05:34 [#00174942]
Points: 79 Status: Lurker



lol... i might be new with my name but ive been coming here
as a guest and reading the message board and i never knew
how to get a name for about 2 months... and ive had it for
about... what... 4 days?... i dont know... i think ive had
it since either thursday or friday


 

offline affinityX from Illinois (United States) on 2002-04-15 05:37 [#00174949]
Points: 79 Status: Lurker



oh and thanks for the welcome... not many people are kind
enuff for that anymore... *WINK WINK*... lol...


 

offline affinityX from Illinois (United States) on 2002-04-15 05:45 [#00174961]
Points: 79 Status: Lurker



well... ill be in on and of... cuz right now i got think
bandwidth and i plan on using it for downloading... lol...
ill check back in a few


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2002-04-15 05:49 [#00174966]
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I'd like to get some of my girls lightsabers honestly. The
only problem being that the picture is at 99k, and any
additions will make it too large to upload.

To put lightsabers in there I would have to slow it down,
and that would make it too big. Damn filesize restrictions
:(


 

offline affinityX from Illinois (United States) on 2002-04-15 05:51 [#00174969]
Points: 79 Status: Lurker



like the saying goes...

we never sleep........... sleep is for woosies...
......smell the coffee


 

offline AMinal from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-04-15 05:54 [#00174972]
Points: 3476 Status: Regular



lol affinityx

and taxidermist: why not slip a lightsaber into just one of
the frames?
hehe.. would make for an interesting affect, to see it just
fly by for a split second
..like in fight club (u know what part im talking about?)


 

offline dave from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-04-15 06:01 [#00174978]
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man this is fucked up because i was just getting a bunch of
nirvana

thats prolly really off topic now


 

offline affinityX from Illinois (United States) on 2002-04-15 06:13 [#00174989]
Points: 79 Status: Lurker



f*ck i hate coffee... id rather pop a couple of yellow
jackets... stay up for 2 days... and see pretty colors when
i pass my test... you know... my 7 leaf victory dance


 

offline AMinal from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-04-15 06:20 [#00174996]
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riiiiiiiiiiight.....

i have to finish my HUGE english essay before school
tomorrow (worth 20% of my mark), and its already over a week
late!
i just remembered (while typing this) that i have a test
tomorrow as well
oh well

all night ive followed this formula:
10 minutes internet... 2 minutes work... the whole time
listening to very distracting music

damn this messageboard!


 

offline affinityX from Illinois (United States) on 2002-04-15 06:22 [#00175002]
Points: 79 Status: Lurker



thank god i took my tests b4 the weekend... and im not
talkin about my school tests... i mean my... umm...
test.......................................................
hehehe... :( drug ....


 

offline affinityX from Illinois (United States) on 2002-04-15 06:24 [#00175005]
Points: 79 Status: Lurker



dont even bother askin


 

offline affinityX from Illinois (United States) on 2002-04-15 06:24 [#00175006]
Points: 79 Status: Lurker



isnt suprising that i have changed this messageboard that
was doin fine b4 i came in... into a chatboard?


 

offline affinityX from Illinois (United States) on 2002-04-15 06:25 [#00175007]
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btw... who said i looked like matt damon?


 

offline AMinal from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-04-15 06:28 [#00175011]
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a few of us did

ya its interesting when it gets like this (quick posting)

and finally:
please feel free to share the story behind ur... uh...
interesting.."tests"


 

offline affinityX from Illinois (United States) on 2002-04-15 06:39 [#00175028]
Points: 79 Status: Lurker



well... in febuary... i kinda punched out a burgur king
glass door during hours... and now they got me on random
drug tests


 

offline affinityX from Illinois (United States) on 2002-04-15 06:40 [#00175030]
Points: 79 Status: Lurker



well... i gotta go... ttyl guys... and gals... and gals...
remember... i look like matt damon


 

offline AMinal from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-04-15 06:41 [#00175031]
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lol, later man

btw: how dare you desicrate the holy site of the whopper!
haha..


 

offline john is fast from sacramento (United States) on 2002-04-15 08:14 [#00175081]
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who said youre the biggest nirvana fan? i was pretty
hardcore for many many years. a greater part of my
depressed angst filled highschool days was spent only
listening to nirvana, sonic youth, the melvins, and
mudhoney. all of which were approved by nirvana to start
with which is the only reason i accepted them. i swear i
looked it up.


 

offline kalaim badkaama from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2002-04-15 08:36 [#00175105]
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sad it is, but dead he is.
no nirvana for him in this lifetime...


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-04-15 10:06 [#00175198]
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he is dead but elvis is alive. he live here in sweden in a
suburb called farsta.



 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-04-15 10:54 [#00175212]
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I said I was the biggest nIrvana fan... i mean i still am.


 

offline affinityX from Illinois (United States) on 2002-04-15 18:21 [#00175896]
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i must be a woosie... cuz i just woke up... WHERE IS THE
DAMN COFFEE?!?!?!?!?!


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2002-04-15 18:40 [#00175950]
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You have to ask your self this though

Would Kurt be able to leave his daugter ?


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2002-04-15 18:42 [#00175955]
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I need a poo


 

offline jimisteel from SLC (United States) on 2002-04-15 18:51 [#00175980]
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Yeah, Hes hangin out with Elvis, Bruce Lee & Jimmy Hendrix
in Las Vegas gamblin an drinking.


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2002-04-15 18:53 [#00175984]
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Hope I'll go to the rockstar-heaven when I'm dead....


 

offline affinityX from Illinois (United States) on 2002-04-15 18:55 [#00175991]
Points: 79 Status: Lurker



then go take a poo out of your toilet and do what you want
with it


 

offline eric_hard_jams on 2002-04-16 20:11 [#00178447]
Points: 1986 Status: Addict



Kurt is alive, i was talking to him the other day. He's now
called Burt Corbin.


 

offline windowlicker from Nashvegas on 2002-04-16 20:16 [#00178456]
Points: 565 Status: Lurker



The reason he killed himself is because of the fucking
media, he did not want to have the big "Rock Star" figure.
He killed himself just days after atempting another suicide.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-04-17 00:50 [#00179069]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



why hasn't anyone agreed with my theory? CHECK THIS SHIT
OUT
http://www.bayarea.net/~teelk/velvet/bar2.jpg
please, just LOOK at it.
he's still among us...


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2002-04-17 01:23 [#00179095]
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For the 100th post on this thread I'll just go ahead and
clear it up for everyone:

No, he is not alive. He committed suicide.


 


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