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well i know you are joking, but if there is any level of sincerity in that statement then it is contradictory to what we were discussing a while ago with Svlax! |
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ahh forget it , doesn't matter |
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Fuck me! So how old does that make you, Indeksical? I have to say that your yours of experience on Earth do bring a lot of substance to what you say about what girls want. |
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72. |
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hahaha! |
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Girls are by their very nature,contrary,Tractern.They'll wear wonderbras or have their breasts augmented then tell you to stop looking at their tits.They'll say,'dont patronise me you wanker!' when you call them babe in public but go all gooey in private when you call them 'treacle' or 'bedbunny'.They'll pretend they dont care about you watching porn,then go home and compare themselves to the nubiles on xnxx-all the time crying as if their heart is breaking and planning a crash diet.They'll say they dont mind your female friends at college and when youre in the loo theyll be checking your messages on your phone'just in case'.When you ask them if theyre ok theyll smile and say 'im fine' which really means 'Im dying inside,you dont tell me you love me enough,and you should know EXACTLY what time of the month this is!' In short,girls are a minefield-moreover they are a M-14 peppered field with razor wire and snarling dobermans at twenty yard points. Youve gotta stay sharp and keep your wits about you at all times,or itll all blow up in your face. Having said that also remember that girls are the best thing to cuddle into at night and will give also provide hours of filthy games and shockingly fantastic sex should you treat them right. That is until you ask them to marry them...but thats another thread. :) |
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I've gone all these years without calling anyone "bedbunny". AND NOW IT'S TOO LATE. Unless... unless... yes my Sword of Potency... you, you will be my bed bunny, become your own carrot, become... at least, a courgette, yes... yes... my sweet prince... yesss |
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oh god I just sprayed my drink everywhere :D |
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hahaha! That was a genuinely excellent and hilarious post. Thanks for the giggles it provided. XD |
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planet of the gapes has a good fulfilling story line |
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Haha! You know what we need to do when you have time, right? We need a new place and i won't shy away from paypal this time. |
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Hm, maybe I'll stay single then, lol. Only joking- thank you for this first-hand advice, atwood. I appreciate it a great deal indeed! ^^ Thing is, I am not sure if all girls are like this. My mate's gf seems so nice that I can't imagine her being anything like that at all... :/ but I imagine you are very much correct on almost all girls, yeah. they are funny ones. |
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The downturn in the global economy brought us down last time, and I have cleansed away all our other half-twatted previous endeavours in a sweeping Pissed Earth policy, but, now with the Upturn... it will be. It will BE. As it were meant To be. |
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lol... it's a hole new world! I don't even get the title- what's a gape? |
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Great. I'll see you on the other side. |
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Oh you dear,sweet man. Ha ha |
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Oh right- to open the mouth wide. I see, I see. :) |
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this thread is sooooooo A-Sexual |
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possibly bi |
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no you silly bugger, |
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Squirt in my gape Daylight Roddery |
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Oh, right... I guess that's what I get for searching for slang words in Merriam Webster Online Dictionary. It is like an analogy of my sexual life... |
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/fail please stop talking bad about porn porn is good you know it |
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Noooo don't you start as well! hehe. Look, I'm sorry but not all girls are like that by any stretch of the imagination! I'd never find it patronising if a guy called me "babe" in public or in private, I think it shows their affection to me! I also really don't care about my boyfriend watching porn! I'm sure I'd feel differently if he was turning down sex with me, and wanking to porn instead or something though! I love it when they have female friends, I'd hate it if they had no idea how to act around women, and I've never checked a boyfriends messages.. If he asks if I'm ok, and I'm not I'll tell him exactly how I feel. Please don't encourage the guys here to think that all girls are such contrary monkeys, cos they'll actually believe you and it's just not true! |
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I was being flippant,however,I stand corrected.Not all girls are contrary and schizoid.I apologise to any girls to whom I may have caused offence. I would also like to apologise to tractern for possibly sullying his view of girls and would like to repeat,nay,reinforce the popular consensus that little girls are indeed made of sugar,spice and all things nice. Forgive me. |
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plz check my homepage for, for fill ment |
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I'm not going to generalize this but allot of girls below about 25 tend to be fickle, they have high expectations making it hard to please them. the good news is that when they get older, perhaps around 30ish they might go for someone more secure like a mature guy who treats them good, it's a shame it takes women a long time to see the virtue of the 'nice guy' but that's just life also mature women begin to peak sexually in the mid 30s :P and what's even better new! is that when you get older, you can still date younger women since they are primarily attracted to confident mature men. I should add though that there are some mature young girls who do like a 'nice guy' who gives her flowers etc |
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but they come few far between |
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svalx and atwood - proving that girls are contrary |
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No they arent! :) |
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what about girls who're hermaphrodites? |
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I got it. You don't need to eat loads of stuff because nobody understands you. |
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2 is a big number p.s nice squarepusher recording |
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Um.You'd have to ask metallica dude.Hes the man in the know when it comes to Chicks with dicks and all variations of. |
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oooooooh! it's all academic anyways, considering that every male who posts here has never and never will feel the warmth of a woman in their cold cold beds |
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Me?No,Im the opposite. |
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i have no clue |
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they can get a 'real doll' though |
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now you all know why i sold my hardware :( |
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lmao |
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I was saying I understood your joke about being contrary. |
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:D ha |
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seriously i wouldn't mind having a go with one of those dolls, just for one hot night! or 3 minutes :( |
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lol! |
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you thinking of going twice then? (Joking) |
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She looks terrible. Haha "she"! |
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i can tell you - they're an experience |
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I cant stop laughing. |
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i want one that looks like a japanese school girl |
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