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offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 13:05 [#02329042]
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as it isn't emotionally fulfilling enough. Therfore, I'm
looking for love!

Anyone interested?


 

offline nightex from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-23 13:09 [#02329045]
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Try other porns


 

offline toby from ^_^ (China) on 2009-09-23 13:10 [#02329046]
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...


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 13:11 [#02329047]
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Suggestions:


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2009-09-23 13:14 [#02329048]
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if u is bored with porn is because u got no money


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 13:16 [#02329049]
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uh?

What, cos you kinda need money to get a girl, you mean? :/


 

offline nightex from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-23 13:17 [#02329050]
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For buying porno DVDs


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 13:20 [#02329051]
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Oh yeah, that would be the obvious answer, yes...

Silly me! :D

But I don't buy it, anyway.

Then again, I did buy a book once...


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2009-09-23 13:23 [#02329053]
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xltronic is not a good place to meet women I think.


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2009-09-23 13:28 [#02329054]
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you don't know what you are talking about


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2009-09-23 13:30 [#02329057]
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Ok, I'll rephrase. Xltronic is not a good place to meet
women aside from Tragedy, svlax, neeta, and the girl with
that aphex tattoo.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 13:36 [#02329059]
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Are you not forgetting atwood?


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 13:39 [#02329061]
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Its okay.You go ahead and forget me *sniff* Im the
forgettable kind...


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 13:42 [#02329062]
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Atwood!

I've been waiting for you allll night.

May I be so bold as to inquire what your age is? :)


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 13:42 [#02329063]
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You mean kaara?


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 13:43 [#02329064]
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Aw thats sweet.,tractern.
Now get your running shoes on-Im OVER thirty.
ha ha-still interested?


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2009-09-23 13:44 [#02329065]
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atwood please accept my humble apologies. I was not aware
you were of the female persuasion.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 13:45 [#02329066]
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Um....

might be. :)

Got any pics?


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 13:46 [#02329067]
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An experienced woman is exactly what I need, really.


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 13:50 [#02329069]
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No sorry.Im a horror.An absolute baggage.I'd keep you up at
night and not in a good way.



 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 13:52 [#02329072]
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Apology accepted,wolfslice,and congratulations on the 3k
posts.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 13:52 [#02329073]
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Hm, it's a shame XL doesn't have IM for a bit of cy-sex.

It sounds silly, but it is better than looking at still
images or even video.

I actually quite like cy-sex.

What do you say?


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 13:56 [#02329077]
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Kill yourself.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 13:58 [#02329079]
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hehe.

Stop projecting, silly socks.


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 13:58 [#02329080]
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Kill yourself, before it looks even worse.


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 13:59 [#02329081]
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Now I know youre joking.
You are funny,tractern.


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-09-23 13:59 [#02329082]
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duuude.

so where is it your from?


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 14:01 [#02329083]
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K, maybe two people saying the same thing means that the
first person may have had a point.

GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD..................

Wait, what is the best way to kill oneself? C'mon, there
must be a thread on it on this MB somewhere... link me.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2009-09-23 14:08 [#02329087]
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i give you two days before you start to get "emotionally
fulfilled" again from porn. at most. because time heals
everything.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 14:09 [#02329089]
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Yes....

Joking...

:)


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 14:14 [#02329091]
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Brighton, like it says next to my username, fella. :)

But that's the thing- I am gonna make an effort to find a
girl I really like in the ways that are tried and tested,
like, ohhhhh, say, being nice to them.

But that's when I go back to Brighton. At the moment I am in
a Conservative little backwater called Shrewsbury. Prolly
about as good for pulling as XL (with the exception of the
lovely atwood of course, and perhaps svalx the porn star,
hehes).


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 14:17 [#02329092]
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So, in answer to your question, Shrewsbury.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 14:31 [#02329097]
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Not, but it's NOT emotionally fulfilling, that's the
thing... :(

But yeah, I am sure I will partake of some, tonight. And
that's the sad, sad truth of the matter.

I just need to meet lots more people, thus go out a bit
more. That's all.

I just called my friend who is on Freshers Week at Norwich
Uni. he said he is meeting lots of new people every day,
which made me realise that I am already far from being a
Fresher and when I go back I will have to work harder than
the first year, which is a doss year, really.

But still, I guess you still meet lots of new people when
you go to uni.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 14:34 [#02329100]
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Women hate it when you're nice to them. Greet every woman
with a boot to the shin and deride them at every
opportunity. Good examples are things such as grabbing their
drinks off of them and smashing them on the floor whilst
laughing like a drain and and squeezing their arses as often
as possible whilst calling them 'tarts'. If a woman does
show interest spit in her eye and call her a 'thick,
repulsive whore'.

These are my pro tips.


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-09-23 14:35 [#02329102]
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did you try any gay porn? the truth is that everyone is a bi
sexual


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 14:35 [#02329103]
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lol.

And are you single?


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 14:36 [#02329105]
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SOURCE AWAITING CITATION


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 14:36 [#02329106]
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I wish!


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-09-23 14:37 [#02329107]
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its just true


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 14:38 [#02329108]
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I see what you're saying, though you are saying it in the
silliest way, lol.

Most girls say they want someone nice, but most want a dick
head.

Most, that is, not all. Not the ones I want to get with,
so... so!


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-09-23 14:39 [#02329109]
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i can see why some guys might not accept it though so maybe
you should start wtih transexual porn


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 14:40 [#02329110]
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Yep.I'm sold.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 14:40 [#02329111]
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pft...

Wait, yeah, I guess you probably do wish you were single.

How long have you been with your female other half?


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-09-23 14:41 [#02329112]
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shemale porn is great for making transitions cuz it comes in
all sorts of flavours. you got shemales and girls (this
should technically be even less gay that girl-guy straight
porn right) solo shemales, shemales with girls and guys,
shemales with guys, etc. just follow the path


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 14:42 [#02329113]
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:o
thats my o face.


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-09-23 14:43 [#02329114]
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:w
thats my w face.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 14:48 [#02329118]
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haha! :D


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 14:50 [#02329120]
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Not even joking, I actually felt a little physically
sickened whilst reading that message.

But then, I do have a very sensitive stomach.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 14:51 [#02329121]
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lol- hot.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 14:53 [#02329122]
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35 years.


 


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