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I just can't get over the cringeworthy "R&B" with Godawful lyrics in the sex scenes. My senses were raped. |
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Wiseau is the undisputed master of the external internal monologue. |
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I was just attempting to to explain to my friend the sex scenes and their awful music, but I could not find the words to adequately describe them. Words like "cringe-worthy" and "off-putting" don't even scratch the surface. |
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The lyrics were beyond generic. They were "Ooh-baby" type awfulness. |
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yeah like David Wilcock's music |
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I pained myself through these sex scenes, just to cultivate the lyrics. God help me. Sex Scene #01: I can't explain why I feel this way about you, It'd be a shame living in this world without you. There's nothing I wouldn't do for you, You are my fantasy dream come true. (Oh) When I see your face, it stirs up my emotions, Your style and grace, it inspires my devotion. There's nothing I wouldn't do for you, You are my fantasy dream come true. (Oh) I will stand in the way of a bullet, I will wander a forest of flames, I will climb the highest of mountains, Just to show you I love you, I will. I will stand in the way of a bullet, I will wander a forest of flames, I will climb the highest of mountains, Just to show you I love you, I will. I will, I will. I will, I will. I will, I will. I will, I will. I will, I will. I will, I will. I will, I will. I will, I will. *Tasty guitar licks* I will stand in the way of a bullet, I will wander a forest of flames, I will climb the highest of mountains, Just to show you I love you, I will. *To fade* |
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Haha! His laugh is so much better when taken out of context. |
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Oh dear. You've taken one for the team, here. I'll be honest, the "I will" breakdown had me questioning the direction of my life. |
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Sex Scene #02: Your touch moves all around me, Your touch like the wind crashing on the sea. Your kiss as gentle as a summer breeze, Your love is what I need to set me free. A rose is what you are to me, The smell of wonders, all so sweet. (You are a rose to me) (You are my rose, baby) (You are a rose to me) (You are my rose, baby) You are my rose, you are my rose, you are my rose. You are my rose, you are my rose, you are my rose. You are my rose, you are my rose, you are my rose. You are my rose, you are my rose, you are my rose. *To fade* |
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Sex Scene #03: I see you walking by, yeah, I hear your lullaby, It seems to reel me in, yeah yeah. You really got me good from, From just one little look, now, All my mind can do is spin. I'm going crazy (crazy), Thinking about you, Crazy (so crazy), Dreaming about you, Crazy, wanting you with me. I'm going crazy (crazy), Thinking about you, Crazy (so crazy), Dreaming about you, I need you hear with me. *To fade* |
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How many times in this film does Lisa spark conversation and then decide she doesn't want to talk about it? |
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Sex Scene #04: Woman: Ooooh, oooh. I couldn't picture spending life with anyone but you, and, We wouldn't be here, if it waren't for all the things we've been through, and, My heart wouldn't beat if you didn't come and save me with your love. You are the reason I breathe, You are my everything, In your eyes I can see, Baby, you are the one for me. Man: I can't imagine sharing love with noone in this world but you, It's so exciting, when you're here with me and I am here with you. My heart couldn't beat if it wasn't for your warm and tender touch. You are the reason I breathe, You are my everything, In your eyes I can see, Baby, you are the one for me. Woman: Even though at times, it's been hard, We've conquered wings and stone. Man: And our hearts will always be one, Both: Until the very end, very end. You are the reason I breathe, You are my everything, In your eyes I can see, Baby, you are the one for me. You are the reason I breathe, You are my everything, In your eyes I can see, Baby, you are the one for me. *To fade* |
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Thank fuck that's over. Trying to discern wailing and awful lyrics from the wailing and groans of the actors is both difficult and discomforting. |
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It's difficult for me to find the will to simply read them, so I'm not sure how you managed to listen to the songs enough to transcribe them. |
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I will, I will. I will, I will. I will, I will. I will, I will. I will, I will. I will, I will. I will, I will. I will, I will. |
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The smell of wonders. |
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Here we see a graphical representation of the story arc of The Room. |
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Look at these |
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Zephyr,I think Descent might be a Roomie on the sly... :) |
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Meaning he secretly starred in the film? If that's the case, I want his autograph. |
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I'm actually Johnny Depp. |
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Hi Johnny! I feel i'm missing out. Not having seen this movie yet! |
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Haha. nice video. :D |
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Oh thanks man! Now i need to start this torrent stuff. Never done it before. Only recently do i realise it might be useful at times. |
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Ok it's working! |
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It's all pretty simple. First, get In my experience, it's the best, most lightweight application for torrents. Once you have that installed simply download the torrent files and run them and they will automatically load into utorrent. I usually right click the torrent and put them on "High Bandwidth" but I'm not sure that really matters much. The fastest way to download torrents is to leave your upload and download speed on the default "unlimited" if you don't mind the program stealing most of your bandwidth. Limiting your upload speed will almost always screw up your download speed so I just max them both. There are a lot of things you can do with the program as an advanced user, but that should get you started and if you have any questions, feel free to ask! |
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I really enjoyed it! |
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What was your favorite part? |
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There's just too much to quote isn't there? Many obvious choices but this one comes to mind: Lisa to her friend: -I Don't love him anymore... He hit me! -He hit you? -Yeah i don't want to get married anymore! -WWHHHAAAAATTTT??!!! Nearly all the scenes with wiseau are great of course. The 'caring' mum. All the "it'll be ok"s. The "oh hi mark" . "let's go home" etc etc. I kind of skipped through the love scenes. I'm sure at one point Johnny fucks lisa's breasts. Spanish wanking. I love how mark is just the weakest human being on the planet.. his "she's a manipulating bitch!!" to the "i want your body" etc etc. How suddenly he hates Johnny. How he gets his jumper off so easily even though apparently he supposed to be struggling with his demons. |
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Yes, those are all good moments. I liked how Lisa continually broached the subject of her infidelity and then decided she didn't want to talk about it. Must have happened at least 5 times in that film. Also it seemed that the only way Wiseau knew how to convey camaraderie was through various football scenes. His attempts to appear sprightly in, and the general mawkishness of the scene where he and Mark run through the park was priceless. |
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watched it the best parts i already saw on youtube, mostly with tommy talking like a retard the other 90% was kinda boring. funny how they used the sex scene twice with different music, tho you know this cost him $7million? fuckin idiot |
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i saw a naked gun film that made me laugh so hard. when he's hanging outside of a multi storey building on a male statues naughty thingy! And the woman opens the window and thinks he's a phycotic pervert, when really he's just trying to hang on for dear life! so she kicks him or something ? great films there is always something happening in the back ground too. |
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I just watched this monstrosity again... I forgot fact that awkward navel-love makes up about a third of the movie. |
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