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Actually the funniest movie i've ever seen.
 

offline morguean from Calgary (Canada) on 2009-05-22 23:07 [#02293005]
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It's called THE ROOM. It was made to be a drama but is
fortunately the worst acted/funniest thing to ever bless
mankind. It's seriously worth checking out if you are
anybody, also if you enjoy bad dubbing and blue screens and
soap operas + drugs/soft core porn and football.

football


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-05-23 00:13 [#02293009]
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will check it out when I have sound.


 

offline Mask 500 from now on 2009-05-23 00:39 [#02293011]
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It's like Tim and Eric made a movie lol.


 

offline Mask 500 from now on 2009-05-23 00:42 [#02293012]
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You're tearing me apart, Li-ssah!


 

offline magicant from Canada on 2009-05-23 01:03 [#02293015]
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LOL


 

offline retape from http://retape.net (Norway) on 2009-05-23 03:27 [#02293025]
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what
the
HELL


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2009-05-23 03:30 [#02293026]
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this is actually the stupidest thread title i've ever seen.


 

offline Samuel L Jigsaw from swine flu central on 2009-05-23 03:33 [#02293027]
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Comon man.


 

offline morguean from Calgary (Canada) on 2009-05-23 04:05 [#02293028]
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the way i found out about this was from tim and eric!
Apparently this is their "favorite" movie and they had him
on one of their newer episodes. I thought for sure this was
another tastefully executed Tim and eric bit but lo and
befuckinghold, he really exists. Now he markets it as a
"black comedy" on the most recent online trailers. It feels
similar to how that William Hung dude from american idol got
famous but never really knew exactly why, all the while
pretending he's in on the joke.


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2009-05-23 07:53 [#02293068]
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I'm laughing so hard i'm almost crying!


 

offline Four Giants on 2009-05-23 10:19 [#02293083]
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I have to see this. Tommy Wiseau wrote and directed it. He
also has another movie called Homeless in America. It's a
documentary, probably less funny.


 

offline herbwest from Seattle (United States) on 2009-05-24 15:03 [#02293258]
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Nothing beats Death Bed: The Bed that Ate, for unintentional
comedy.


 

offline PORICK from fucking IRELAND on 2009-05-24 17:35 [#02293291]
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incredible


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2009-05-24 17:56 [#02293294]
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Should we watch the little clips on youtube or try to find
the movie?


 

offline morguean from Calgary (Canada) on 2009-05-24 18:14 [#02293301]
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THE ENTIRE MOVIE IS JUST AS RIDICULOUS, if not more than the
youtube clips. It's really worth downloading.. especially
with a bunch of friends, we've turned it into a drinking
game.. YOu can drink whenever:

1. Tommy laughs
2. Someone says: "I gotta go"
3. Someone says: "Don't worry about it"
4. Tommy says: "That's the idea!"

there are I think 6 Softcore love scenes that are each
around 4-5 min in length, one of which they re-use, scene
for scene, and just switch up the music.


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2009-05-24 18:29 [#02293308]
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heh heh. i have to see this.


 

offline TroutMask from New York City (United States) on 2009-05-25 02:01 [#02293334]
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Having seen this all the way through, something tells me
there's more to this than we're all seeing.

I think Wisseau intended to make the movie this way, and is
duping us all into thinking he's a moron when really he's a
genius.

Somebody who is terrible at making films would never make
the conscious decisions he's made. Look at those sets! If he
didn't know what he was doing, he would have never made them
look that way! Same with the acting, and the clothes, and
the music.

He's fooling us all.


 

offline morguean from Calgary (Canada) on 2009-05-25 03:22 [#02293336]
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oh man i hope you're right. It's so hard to tell though.
In my heart i really want him to be a real life Borat.
Though even reading this interview seems somewhat put-on.
He's almost too good to be true.

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Four Giants on 2009-05-25 10:56 [#02293389]
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it's available on demonoid


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2009-05-25 13:59 [#02293408]
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I'm seriously contemplating to organize a showing of this in
Copenhagen.


 

offline Mask 500 from now on 2009-05-25 14:08 [#02293409]
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Ah! There you go, I knew there was something very Tim and
Eric about it since they both (apparently) are into bad
acting.


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-05-25 14:13 [#02293411]
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this has given me some ideas lol


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2009-06-03 16:23 [#02294944]
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I'VE DOWNLOADED THIS.

I WILL WATCH IT TOMORROW.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-06-04 02:00 [#02294992]
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i haven't got the patience for this


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-06-04 02:56 [#02294999]
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this could be the next: whatch a film together movie


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-06-04 08:08 [#02295044]
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Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews,
credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2009-11-02 13:42 [#02341858]
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I may try this out on some unsuspecting mates this week

I will be baked as possible tho. I may even score some k for
it, that would be an experience


 

offline cyrstal dude from LA all day! (United States) on 2009-11-02 15:31 [#02341871]
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the blonde chick is fugly-bugly


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-11-02 15:38 [#02341874]
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I've never seen such a half-hearted act of house destruction
and defenstration in my life.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-11-09 16:21 [#02343236]
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I'm watching it now, so far it's somewhat funny but really
just nearly unwatchable. Don't know if I'll be able to make
it through the whole film.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-11-09 16:25 [#02343237]
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It's just uncomfortable, the sex scenes are wince-inducing.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-11-09 16:28 [#02343238]
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Yes. Tommy Wiseau's ass isn't doing him any favors.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-11-09 16:34 [#02343240]
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The characters in the film were introduced in about the
fouth scene they're in. The Denny kid came on and confused
the hell out of me, why was there a child coming into the
apartment trying to stop the awful sex from happening? Oh,
you'll tell me later.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-11-09 16:53 [#02343247]
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Haha. My thoughts exactly. I'm glad that there are three
awful sex scenes within the first 30 minutes of film, I
don't have time for real plots.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-11-09 16:59 [#02343248]
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You just fancy the woman!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-11-09 17:06 [#02343250]
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I honestly can't decide whether she's attractive or ghastly.
I'm not sure Tommy Wiseau could either, given that his eyes
don't seem to ever fully open.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-11-09 17:15 [#02343252]
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He's a man of disguise, he can infiltrate his regular flower
dealership without anyone noticing his chiselled
manfeatures.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-11-09 17:19 [#02343255]
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"That's me!"

Is it just me or is every line in this movie a non sequitur?


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-11-09 17:25 [#02343257]
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I've just noticed something:

The nonchalant cancer-victim mother is actually
hosting Windows 7 Launch Parties.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-11-09 17:32 [#02343259]
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Oh, God. The arm stroke. I forgot about that. I need to
cleanse my palate somehow.


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-11-09 17:36 [#02343261]
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I don't know what is more uncomfortable to watch: Tommy
Wisseau's plasticine ass writhing while he has sexual
intercourse with a less than attractive woman's navel, or
watching the "Launch Party" video. Either way, I just feel
dirty.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-11-09 17:54 [#02343268]
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Haha! That's some good sleuthing. It's amazing that her bout
with Wiseau Films didn't completely ruin her career, or did
it?


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-11-09 17:58 [#02343274]
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It's either good sleuthing, or two older ladies that look
somewhat alike. Either way, these two women have been in
scenes of sheer discomfort. I honestly feel dirty inside
when I watch the Windows 7 Launch Party video, the arm
stroke just churns my stomach.


 

offline Ahab from Groningen (Netherlands, The) on 2009-11-09 17:59 [#02343275]
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Ok thank you so much for this, i laughed so hard i got a
semi-migrane wich is not really the best but still; im
downloading the room.

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-11-09 18:03 [#02343278]
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Maybe all of the actors in the Launch Party video are Wiseau
Films veterans trying desperately to piece together the
shreds of their tattered acting careers. Starring in a
Wiseau film is like having cancer, except that you can't
survive a Wiseau film.


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-11-09 18:05 [#02343283]
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LAZY_TITLE

first nine seconds..


 

offline Descent from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-11-09 18:06 [#02343285]
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The kid who played Denny wasn't even that bad.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-11-09 18:10 [#02343288]
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The arm stroke is truly nauseating. It's so protracted and
groping, you have to wonder how many takes it took the poor
old lady to get through it without shivering. If you look
closely you can actually see her mouth move a bit when the
stroke begins, as though her gag reflex has been triggered
and she has trained herself to ignore it.


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2009-11-09 18:11 [#02343289]
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not as funny as the burbs, or weekend at bernies.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-11-09 18:56 [#02343330]
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Oh, Hi Cliff!


 


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