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morguean
from Calgary (Canada) on 2009-05-22 23:07 [#02293005]
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It's called THE ROOM. It was made to be a drama but is fortunately the worst acted/funniest thing to ever bless mankind. It's seriously worth checking out if you are anybody, also if you enjoy bad dubbing and blue screens and soap operas + drugs/soft core porn and football.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2009-05-23 00:13 [#02293009]
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will check it out when I have sound.
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Mask 500
from now on 2009-05-23 00:39 [#02293011]
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It's like Tim and Eric made a movie lol.
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Mask 500
from now on 2009-05-23 00:42 [#02293012]
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You're tearing me apart, Li-ssah!
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magicant
from Canada on 2009-05-23 01:03 [#02293015]
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LOL
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retape
from http://retape.net (Norway) on 2009-05-23 03:27 [#02293025]
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what the HELL
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J198
from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2009-05-23 03:30 [#02293026]
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this is actually the stupidest thread title i've ever seen.
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Samuel L Jigsaw
from swine flu central on 2009-05-23 03:33 [#02293027]
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Comon man.
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morguean
from Calgary (Canada) on 2009-05-23 04:05 [#02293028]
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the way i found out about this was from tim and eric! Apparently this is their "favorite" movie and they had him on one of their newer episodes. I thought for sure this was another tastefully executed Tim and eric bit but lo and befuckinghold, he really exists. Now he markets it as a "black comedy" on the most recent online trailers. It feels similar to how that William Hung dude from american idol got famous but never really knew exactly why, all the while pretending he's in on the joke.
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DirtyPriest
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2009-05-23 07:53 [#02293068]
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I'm laughing so hard i'm almost crying!
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Four Giants
on 2009-05-23 10:19 [#02293083]
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I have to see this. Tommy Wiseau wrote and directed it. He also has another movie called Homeless in America. It's a documentary, probably less funny.
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herbwest
from Seattle (United States) on 2009-05-24 15:03 [#02293258]
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Nothing beats Death Bed: The Bed that Ate, for unintentional comedy.
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PORICK
from fucking IRELAND on 2009-05-24 17:35 [#02293291]
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incredible
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oxygenfad
from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2009-05-24 17:56 [#02293294]
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Should we watch the little clips on youtube or try to find the movie?
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morguean
from Calgary (Canada) on 2009-05-24 18:14 [#02293301]
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THE ENTIRE MOVIE IS JUST AS RIDICULOUS, if not more than the youtube clips. It's really worth downloading.. especially with a bunch of friends, we've turned it into a drinking game.. YOu can drink whenever:
1. Tommy laughs 2. Someone says: "I gotta go" 3. Someone says: "Don't worry about it" 4. Tommy says: "That's the idea!"
there are I think 6 Softcore love scenes that are each around 4-5 min in length, one of which they re-use, scene for scene, and just switch up the music.
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Cliff Glitchard
from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2009-05-24 18:29 [#02293308]
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heh heh. i have to see this.
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TroutMask
from New York City (United States) on 2009-05-25 02:01 [#02293334]
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Having seen this all the way through, something tells me there's more to this than we're all seeing.
I think Wisseau intended to make the movie this way, and is duping us all into thinking he's a moron when really he's a genius.
Somebody who is terrible at making films would never make the conscious decisions he's made. Look at those sets! If he didn't know what he was doing, he would have never made them look that way! Same with the acting, and the clothes, and the music.
He's fooling us all.
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morguean
from Calgary (Canada) on 2009-05-25 03:22 [#02293336]
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oh man i hope you're right. It's so hard to tell though. In my heart i really want him to be a real life Borat. Though even reading this interview seems somewhat put-on. He's almost too good to be true.
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Four Giants
on 2009-05-25 10:56 [#02293389]
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it's available on demonoid
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DirtyPriest
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2009-05-25 13:59 [#02293408]
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I'm seriously contemplating to organize a showing of this in Copenhagen.
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Mask 500
from now on 2009-05-25 14:08 [#02293409]
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Ah! There you go, I knew there was something very Tim and Eric about it since they both (apparently) are into bad acting.
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-05-25 14:13 [#02293411]
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this has given me some ideas lol
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Cliff Glitchard
from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2009-06-03 16:23 [#02294944]
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I'VE DOWNLOADED THIS.
I WILL WATCH IT TOMORROW.
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-06-04 02:00 [#02294992]
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i haven't got the patience for this
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yoyoyoyo
from Sweden on 2009-06-04 02:56 [#02294999]
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this could be the next: whatch a film together movie
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2009-06-04 08:08 [#02295044]
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Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
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Jarworski
from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2009-11-02 13:42 [#02341858]
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I may try this out on some unsuspecting mates this week
I will be baked as possible tho. I may even score some k for it, that would be an experience
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cyrstal dude
from LA all day! (United States) on 2009-11-02 15:31 [#02341871]
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the blonde chick is fugly-bugly
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Descent
from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-11-02 15:38 [#02341874]
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I've never seen such a half-hearted act of house destruction and defenstration in my life.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2009-11-09 16:21 [#02343236]
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I'm watching it now, so far it's somewhat funny but really just nearly unwatchable. Don't know if I'll be able to make it through the whole film.
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Descent
from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-11-09 16:25 [#02343237]
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It's just uncomfortable, the sex scenes are wince-inducing.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2009-11-09 16:28 [#02343238]
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Yes. Tommy Wiseau's ass isn't doing him any favors.
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Descent
from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-11-09 16:34 [#02343240]
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The characters in the film were introduced in about the fouth scene they're in. The Denny kid came on and confused the hell out of me, why was there a child coming into the apartment trying to stop the awful sex from happening? Oh, you'll tell me later.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2009-11-09 16:53 [#02343247]
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Haha. My thoughts exactly. I'm glad that there are three awful sex scenes within the first 30 minutes of film, I don't have time for real plots.
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Descent
from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-11-09 16:59 [#02343248]
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You just fancy the woman!
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2009-11-09 17:06 [#02343250]
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I honestly can't decide whether she's attractive or ghastly. I'm not sure Tommy Wiseau could either, given that his eyes don't seem to ever fully open.
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Descent
from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-11-09 17:15 [#02343252]
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He's a man of disguise, he can infiltrate his regular flower dealership without anyone noticing his chiselled manfeatures.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2009-11-09 17:19 [#02343255]
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"That's me!"
Is it just me or is every line in this movie a non sequitur?
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Descent
from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-11-09 17:25 [#02343257]
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I've just noticed something:
The nonchalant cancer-victim mother is actually hosting Windows 7 Launch Parties.
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Descent
from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-11-09 17:32 [#02343259]
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Oh, God. The arm stroke. I forgot about that. I need to cleanse my palate somehow.
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Descent
from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-11-09 17:36 [#02343261]
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I don't know what is more uncomfortable to watch: Tommy Wisseau's plasticine ass writhing while he has sexual intercourse with a less than attractive woman's navel, or watching the "Launch Party" video. Either way, I just feel dirty.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2009-11-09 17:54 [#02343268]
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Haha! That's some good sleuthing. It's amazing that her bout with Wiseau Films didn't completely ruin her career, or did it?
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Descent
from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-11-09 17:58 [#02343274]
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It's either good sleuthing, or two older ladies that look somewhat alike. Either way, these two women have been in scenes of sheer discomfort. I honestly feel dirty inside when I watch the Windows 7 Launch Party video, the arm stroke just churns my stomach.
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Ahab
from Groningen (Netherlands, The) on 2009-11-09 17:59 [#02343275]
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Ok thank you so much for this, i laughed so hard i got a semi-migrane wich is not really the best but still; im downloading the room.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2009-11-09 18:03 [#02343278]
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Maybe all of the actors in the Launch Party video are Wiseau Films veterans trying desperately to piece together the shreds of their tattered acting careers. Starring in a Wiseau film is like having cancer, except that you can't survive a Wiseau film.
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-11-09 18:05 [#02343283]
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LAZY_TITLE
first nine seconds..
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Descent
from the salt of Satan's sweat. (United Kingdom) on 2009-11-09 18:06 [#02343285]
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The kid who played Denny wasn't even that bad.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2009-11-09 18:10 [#02343288]
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The arm stroke is truly nauseating. It's so protracted and groping, you have to wonder how many takes it took the poor old lady to get through it without shivering. If you look closely you can actually see her mouth move a bit when the stroke begins, as though her gag reflex has been triggered and she has trained herself to ignore it.
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Cliff Glitchard
from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2009-11-09 18:11 [#02343289]
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not as funny as the burbs, or weekend at bernies.
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2009-11-09 18:56 [#02343330]
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Oh, Hi Cliff!
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