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offline tlink from sofla (United States) on 2004-02-23 12:18 [#01085855]
Points: 403 Status: Regular



This is just a evil plan by Hollywood lobbyists:

The Day After Tomorrow


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-02-23 12:20 [#01085858]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker



Amsterdam is the porn king city! Yeah baby yeah!


 

offline AD from Phila on 2004-02-23 12:44 [#01085921]
Points: 13 Status: Regular



i think that article is pretty surreal. i would like to see
some kind of supportive evidence and a step-by-step
progression to any of the points listed. on a geologic
scale 15-20 years is so small that i can't imagine those
kinds of changes happening in that period of time.


 

offline GIR from Easton on 2004-02-23 12:49 [#01085928]
Points: 828 Status: Addict



my plan to anchor the Earth off of Jupiters moons through a
series of hellishly and deviously acting hook machines will
have to be sped up now.


 

offline AD from Phila on 2004-02-23 12:53 [#01085932]
Points: 13 Status: Regular



ps mimi your avatar rules.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-02-23 13:00 [#01085946]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



so ok

i just want to get this straight. it's going to get so warm
that amsterdam as a country will catch fire ?


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2004-02-23 13:09 [#01085965]
Points: 8876 Status: Lurker | Followup to roygbivcore: #01085946



It will get so hot that all the fit girls will wear less
clothes and all the fat girls will die.
Good times we are living in.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-02-23 13:09 [#01085966]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



so ok

i just want to get this straight. it's going to get so warm
that amsterdam as a country will catch fire ?


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2004-02-23 13:53 [#01085997]
Points: 4428 Status: Addict | Followup to avart: #01085725



i'm sorry, i don't understand what you mean. it not "news"
in the sense that i've never heard about this before, but i
haven't seen anyone mentioning it on local or nation wide
news reports. i'm not sure what anti darwinism has to do
with anything.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2004-02-23 14:40 [#01086131]
Points: 9601 Status: Lurker



well, that article did intrigue me. and startle me.

i do care about global warming actually - i don't do
anything to stop it, but i don't drive, don't use aerosol
products, it's a funny coincidence but i care. I do smoke
outside all the time though, but i doubt you can blame
global warming on me.

But seriously I did not see a single solid source (i.e. name
of a scientist, environmental expert, researcher) within
that report. Like as has been said already, the report is a
speculation, therefore not fact. Weathermen are wrong
about the weather, Y2K did not end the universe,
Nostradamus' third antichrist is not here yet, so what you
makes you think the Pentagon can predict Armageddon?

Yet I will say I read the entire article. And it's
propaganda. That is my opinion, and I mean not to impose
upon anyone else's opinion as long as they respect mine at
least.

Some people act like we live in a dictatorship or something
- well we don't. For funding against global warming, you
need support, and for support, you need politicians. And for
that, you need people to pay the taxes of such bills. Which
means you need the news to let them know. Hence the cycle of
democracy.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2004-02-23 15:11 [#01086188]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular



IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING! THE THREAT OF GLOBAL WARMING HAS
TURNED THIS THREAD INTO TOTAL ANARCHY!

anyway, i'm skeptical. all this allusion to a pentagon
"secret report" but no links to it.
i believe it's probably more along the lines of what Dan
Brusca was saying. The pentagon makes up contingincy plans
for any plausible threat to our security. it's part of why
our country is such a threat to the rest of the world.
Since global warming is a possibility in our future, it
makes sense for the pentagon to have a plan for it.

Obviously, it is impossible for an organization like
Greenpeace to be impartial on an issue like this, so i'll
take that article with a grain of salt.

i've always thought however, that it would be amazing to
witness the end of human existance, but i doubt it will
happen in my lifetime.


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-02-23 15:38 [#01086230]
Points: 2916 Status: Lurker



it is interesting that the US government is showing/feigning
concern regarding this issue. as they are reponsible for
being the largest pollutant in the world.
they usually tend to try + draw people's fear/attention away
to other - less threatening - distractions so they can get
on with fucking up the environment in peace..

i am intrigued.

zeus : try + take the aggro like water off a duck's back.
people's reactions have got more than a little out of hand
out of hand. if i were you id do my bst not to rise to it.
you didnt start this thread as a personal thing in the first
place. dont turn it into one by retaliating.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-02-23 17:05 [#01086359]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker | Followup to acrid milk hall: #01086230



Repetition of 'out of hand' means you're back in my good
books.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2004-02-23 17:15 [#01086371]
Points: 8469 Status: Regular



bigger threat then terrorism? i wasn't even threatened by
terrorism.. im not really threatened by any government
fear.. and neither should you.

but respect the enviroment anyways, cause we need it.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-02-24 08:34 [#01087112]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



you know, I just saw a greenpeace commercial and thought of
this thread... the commercial was talking about how wind
power could power the world 2 times over... now, I
personally think that is bullshit... either they're not
giving all the facts and leaving it vague, or they're just
way off... I've watched programs about building wind farms,
and it is a good source of power, but it's not going to be
the main source ever... it's a great thing to look into now,
but it just takes up too much space for relatively small
amounts of power...

so, that being said, I think Greenpeace is full of shit just
as much as any government!


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2004-02-24 11:21 [#01087314]
Points: 2916 Status: Lurker | Followup to DJ Xammax: #01086359



i hoped youd spot that.


 

offline eric_hard_jams on 2004-02-24 11:26 [#01087323]
Points: 1986 Status: Addict | Followup to The_Funkmaster: #01087112



the big problem is nobody wants them on their doorstep.
there are plans to have some near where i live but there are
vocal campaigns to get them rejected.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-02-24 21:41 [#01088095]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to eric_hard_jams: #01087323



I think they're cool personally... but we don't have
anything like them here where I live... I was in the
netherlands for a few months, and there were a couple in the
place I lived, and I personally think they look cool...
guess it depends where you're coming from... :)


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-02-25 02:04 [#01088230]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



'narr it's ok, i don't live in Amsterdam.'

:o

but i live near the place

will i be gone too?


 

offline CORTEX from Canada on 2004-02-26 02:44 [#01089666]
Points: 3346 Status: Regular



i understand this:

there's a slight chance that this situation could arrive
(abrupt global warming = cause).

in this hypothetical scenario, there is a chance that this
could be a result (the oceans' water level rising and
drowning cities etc. = consequence).

i see this hypothesis hidden inside another hypothesis as an
exponential level of uncertainty. this scenario would in
this case be quite inprobable.

on the other hand,if the pentagon made the effort to study
such a scenario, in which global warming would abruptly
affect the planet in three years or so, i take it it must
mean that global warming is indeed a major, major threat.
maybe not in three years' time, but sooner than we think.

and another thing, i think i'll have another beer.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-02-26 03:06 [#01089682]
Points: 35867 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



for Norway, global warming means a new ice-age, actually.
the golf-stream will change its course, and right now, that
stream is all that's keeping us from ice age.


 

offline toktoe44 from melbourne (Australia) on 2004-02-26 04:44 [#01089775]
Points: 27 Status: Regular



catastrophe is what is needed to alter humanities imminently
selfish and destructive path. I'm bored. It be part of
evolution - hardcore learning curve. Things don't happen
slowly they just freak out and spit some anomalie out which
goes in another direction which either works or fucks up
too.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-26 04:53 [#01089796]
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This thread is funny.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-02-26 04:56 [#01089800]
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so.. you bam'ed it yet?


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-26 05:11 [#01089826]
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I haven't but it is:

VERY FUNNY! (fucking hilarious)

BAM!


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-02-26 07:54 [#01090054]
Points: 27795 Status: Regular | Followup to Drunken Mastah: #01089682



the golf stream was jesper parneviks fault


 

offline k_maty on 2004-04-05 19:52 [#01133949]
Points: 2362 Status: Regular



omg a boatload of refugees just floated past my house.


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2004-04-05 20:17 [#01133965]
Points: 7983 Status: Lurker | Followup to k_maty: #01133949



ahha!


 

offline Braindancecandy from United States on 2004-04-05 20:46 [#01133977]
Points: 93 Status: Lurker



Its too much work, have fun swimming in what used to be your
front yard.


 

offline tlink from sofla (United States) on 2004-04-05 21:33 [#01133994]
Points: 403 Status: Regular | Followup to Braindancecandy: #01133977



Fucking serious, dude


 

offline tlink from sofla (United States) on 2004-04-05 21:34 [#01133996]
Points: 403 Status: Regular



I need a gun. Those fucking cracksmokers are coming after me


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-06 02:26 [#01134073]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



VERY GAY (fucking gay)


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-06 02:27 [#01134075]
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(don't fuck gays. They'll think you like them!)


 

offline dave_g from United Kingdom on 2004-04-10 09:34 [#01137637]
Points: 3372 Status: Lurker



hahaha I haven't laughed this much in ages.

This is so hyped up, just like terrorism. (Did you know
worldwide, on average 600 people die a year from terrorist
attacks) oooh scary.

The report is hypothetical.... Like hypothetically, if I
forgot to wash my hands before eating, it could eventually
lead to everyone dieing from a deadly new bacteria....(or
not)

I think the key word is COULD...........this is FAV+


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2004-04-10 11:15 [#01137731]
Points: 4442 Status: Regular



Zeus: Thanks for the link! I'm totally on your side,

2007 or not, if humans read just a teeny tiny bit , they
would realize that everything is more fucked up then ever
right now (politically [fucking OBVIOUSLY], environmentally,
and economically). No one sees any of this shit so they just
don't care/ don't think it is happening.
And worse of all the reason why people are so intimidated by
these "Make things better" groups is because they have the
image of washing a whale/bottle feeding some orfin tigers or
some fucking ridiculous 'church of Jesus Christ' scenario
like that.

Like seriously, if people were a little more conscious about
anything that isn't TELEVISION then everything would be
good. BUT we are all so fucking lazy and dont want to be
bothered. Then you have some asshole activist telling you
"If we all did our part..." but then that sounds like work
so automatically everyones turned off and it's just this
cycle of fucktards scaring each other off.

Example of hardly doing any work to make something better:
If ever member of this board (3192 members, but for the
benefit of the doubt I'll say 2000, the 1192 are to be
concidered abandoned accounts,double accounts blah blah
blah) put 25 cents into an envolope and sent it to
Phobiazero according to my windows calculator we would have
raised ...
2000 X 0.25 = 500

$500 for the site! And it took such little effort too. Sure
the stamp would problebly cost a dollar, but who cares?

Anyway I don't mean to rag on anyone here but in defense to
the guy who thought you all might want to know that, well we
may be killed in a few years, I thank him for passing the
along the news.



 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2004-04-10 11:19 [#01137734]
Points: 4442 Status: Regular



Example of hardly doing work to make things better , ban
Oxygenfad

Yar har I'm so fucking clever.



 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2004-04-10 11:21 [#01137740]
Points: 4442 Status: Regular



"passing the along the news. " EDIT finction would be cool
right about now ...


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2004-04-10 11:22 [#01137743]
Points: 4442 Status: Regular



"finction"
Fuck!


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2004-04-10 16:59 [#01137967]
Points: 9601 Status: Lurker



i was not attacking zeus, and i do care. the report just
seemed very hypothetical to me.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-10 17:01 [#01137970]
Points: 26326 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



I thought this thread had gone. Damn I was wrong :(


 

offline bowen on 2004-04-10 17:47 [#01138036]
Points: 1 Status: Lurker



watmms down. was bored. checked here for a whats going on
with watmm thread. read this one.

Kcinsu, i'm with you.

i never wanted to be a member of any msg board, ended up
posting on watmm and that was enough for me. checked here
when watmm was down (often enough i know). but never felt
any need to post until now. i mean what the fuck???

i'm no tree hugging hippy but what the fuck, people dont
give a shit, you dont own the world. arggggh.

WAKE UP

bowen.


 

offline happy cycling from berlin on 2004-04-10 17:49 [#01138039]
Points: 2786 Status: Regular



can't the pentagon build some new anti-global-warming tank?
maybe with flashing lights and twin turrets


 

offline OK on 2004-04-11 23:25 [#01138861]
Points: 4791 Status: Lurker



this post just inspired me to do a "social" study on
messageboards hehe... this is a good one to use as examples
it has all the typical elements of messageboard circus


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-04-11 23:53 [#01138868]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker



Blow global warming up!

I think a good number of people in the u.s. (about 30%)
think that the government should stop incoming hurricanes
with nukes. Ponder that one for half a second.


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2004-04-11 23:56 [#01138872]
Points: 4428 Status: Addict



the planet will be fine. humanity is fucked.


 


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