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This is called "banter". |
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duke, your contemplating signing to "Sony Scotland" none of the above happens to people who sign to sony scotland, that's why it's call sony scotland |
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yeah i know, whatever :D |
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Man, I don't need to compromise my integrity because my shit is undeniably great. Shit, if I ever released an album, metal would become the biggest genre in the world. The UK would sell out of Slayer albums, just cause I mentioned in an interview I liked them. I don't need to write Blink 182 songs to join the mainstream bubbah, I'll destroy the mainstream. Watch out. I'm coming back. PWC 4 life. |
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you talk the talk. But do you walk the walk? personally, i think you don't. |
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it's the a&r guy for sony in scotland. He represents Sony.(full stop) |
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out of interest.....what other bands has he signed? |
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me first and the gimme gimmes |
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do your parents call you The Duke? |
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isnt that what rimmer tells everyone to call him? hey bill - have you got tons and tons of girlfriends too? |
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or are you more going the Bowie-route, also having girlish boys fawning over you? |
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rimmer - who the fuck's that? some fucking geek from star trek or some shit, i bet. nanou, nanou. |
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couldn't give a shit as long as they buy my records. why, are you offering? |
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That other track from the beeb sessions - didn't like that one. The other track - well lose the nu metal intro and dump the oi oi backing vocals and... well. It'd be bearable. At the moment it reminds me of a Jimmy Eats World/American Hi Fi song. |
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thank you for that constructive criticism, jar. I'll take note of it and try and do better next time. Now if you'll excuse me, i'm off to watch my good friends the 80's matchboxes on bbc3 and then i'm off out with my friends to get some pussy. see ya. |
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They're your good friends? Could at least get the name right. Ask 'em what track they played on the Priory if they can remember, their album was wank but I liked that song. Have fun and don't pull a munter, duke. |
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*giggles* ooh The Duke wants me for His Bitch!!! |
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I know you won't believe this but i pulled these two chicks who saw me at nice n sleazy's and who fucking loved us. What a friday night i had. They were both 17 years old and really supple if you know what i mean. Oh, the perks of being a rock god. |
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supple? as in: good runners? |
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supple as in bendy. |
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good for vomiting. |
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Iv'e seen Torqamada at sleazys supoorting Lapsus Linguae. Calum from Lapsus told me that they are a bunch of arrogant wee fucks fae renfrew. his words, not mine....guffaw guffaw |
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there actually would be a market for this in the states.. unfortunately one whose demographic finds itself settling in the midwest/south and maybe some parts of like southern california honestly, I expected much better from this hicks character.. |
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bump |
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yummy....thats awesome Mr.Hicks |
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I've only just found Bills website. That's some funny shit. Oh man! GO DEREK! Torqamada'll rock the world. Or not. |
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i just looked at it and signed the messagebook wish his site had more content |
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I'm going to investigate it more when I get home. I haven't laughed this hard since the weekend when some bloke got asked what he did during the war. He said "SUCKING TIT!!!!" Hilarious. You had to be there. |
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shiat, he's too busy getting sucked off by 17 y/o groupies, and snorting piles of fine columbian coke to write content for a website. maybe he'll hire an autobiographer to follow him around on his adventures. *fingers crossed* |
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'tis a blessed life the cynical cunt leads these days.... |
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