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Dear Diary, had a very funny christmas, pretended to be father christmas (or santa claus if you prefer his name in nazi speak) and went out on the streets of london. Well un-ace! Gave food to a dirty homeless man. Watched with delight as he bit into a turkey sandwhich with a mousetrap in it. He seemed really ungrateful. Bastard. It's like that old Cornish proverb. Give a man a mouse and he can feed himself for a day. Give a man a mousetrap and he can feed himself for a lifetime. And probably put the spare mice up his bum for fun. Nevermind. At least Santa got me all those mice I asked for... Rodent D. James |
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Haha. |
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excellent! surely the poor mouse would suffocate if it was inserted anally |
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holy shit....... I forgot about this fav + my friend |
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Dear Diary, today my mum rang up and told me to cut my hair- she said I look like a girl. the arguement got quite heated and I was about to call her a cunt and gonna threaten to fry her clam flaps in a george foreman grill when I had an idea- i told her to check her email and I sent her a pic of Mike P with long hair. I told her "I may look like a girl, but at least not like an ugly girl". End of story BitchHair D Mane |
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so is this jungle man whom i think it is.... |
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in ten years, when scientists are investigating the wanking patterns of a certain R. D. James, this thread is all they need |
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Good to see you back jingle! |
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