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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-06-22 20:09 [#01641523]
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for some reason I saw a program that had something about how
all spiders have eight legs but one which had lots and lots
of legs, and I think that thing up there may have been that
one. The program had nothing to do with spiders, though.

pipiru piru pi piru pi


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2005-06-22 20:24 [#01641539]
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i'll betcha that bug has bigger testicles than anyone on
this mb, i mean c'mon, it needed to wash up and it found the
biggest hairless mammal it could find (less hair = more
violent) and tried to get a shower in
and well
it got some shampoo, and a backrub
but i'll bet it left without a reacharound, all down the
drain
sigh
why do the good always die so young?


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2005-06-22 20:29 [#01641542]
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i mean, think about it
if you were the new guy in prison, and you were waiting for
a free shower, would you wanna stand next to the really tall
strong looking guys? or the smaller primates, amphibians,
and maybe invertebrates

it takes nuts to go up to nasty nate and ask him to do your
back


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2005-06-22 20:30 [#01641544]
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although what might happen immediately after that would
probably serve to basically remove them

life is so complex

i wish i was a real fucking man
of course... being a little suburbanite biotch has it's
merits too


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-22 20:52 [#01641558]
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life is pretty simple really, it's us who make it complex.


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2005-06-23 05:38 [#01641605]
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I once worked at an abotior, bone cuts like an extremely
hard rubber, the insides are made up of a meaty/sinewy type
subtance, but when it gets exposed to air it slowly becomes
hard and brittle, I can't imagine it would take too miuch to
cut his leg off


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-23 17:30 [#01642428]
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i still want to know what that is.
its not an insect because it has more than 6 legs and no
wings. its no centipede, its no spider.

its scaring the shit out of me.

re DM: as far as i know all spiders have 8 legs, and 2 body
parts. damn why did i miss that program?


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-23 17:34 [#01642430]
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i have a pet giant centipede. it ate a mouse once. its bite
is so powerful that it can hurt.


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-23 17:35 [#01642432]
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i reckon it's this

look at the picture at the bottom of the page


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-23 17:37 [#01642435]
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*slack west yorkshire accent*

reight meight!



 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-23 17:41 [#01642439]
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i've heard peopl plunge their hands into boiling water after
being bitten by those creature to relieve the pain.


 

offline PhystPhukt from The Holiest of Holes (United States) on 2005-06-24 00:12 [#01642544]
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FUCKING SWEET!!!!


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-24 09:00 [#01643026]
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cool. thanks.


 


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