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offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-06-06 04:36 [#01623863]
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LOL... I thought drukqs was the midlife crisis...


 

offline zero-cool on 2005-06-06 06:52 [#01623943]
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"i would suck osama bin landens cock, after i lisened to
apex twin"


 

offline zero-cool on 2005-06-06 06:55 [#01623946]
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"ohh apex twin, awsome, thats the band that done come to
daddy"


 

offline Rostasky from United States on 2005-06-06 07:03 [#01623960]
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"I'm not crying, my eyes are just watering."


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-06 07:10 [#01623971]
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Yes is the answer. There's a tale behind it but I can't be
bothered to type.


 

offline Xeron from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-06 07:58 [#01624039]
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its my hay fever! i'm not crying!

This was during the pollen laden month of December


 

offline mimi on 2005-06-08 00:06 [#01626088]
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from this article:

"For 10 years, beginning as a young teen, Stephanie Yerber
had no periods and her ovaries did not produce eggs."

wtf? did she have periods before she was a young teen? did
her ovaries produce eggs up until she turned 14 or what?


 

offline earface from somewhere (Yugoslavia) on 2005-06-09 10:42 [#01627673]
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My ex girlfriend: 'Have you seen the new Busted video'?
Me: 'No, and I never intend to watch it'
Ex girlfriend: 'open your mind'

Good grief.


 

offline Clic on 2005-06-09 10:46 [#01627675]
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"Well, I just think they should bomb 'em all and build a
theme park there."


-A co-worker of mine on the war in Iraq.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-09 13:01 [#01627777]
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Is that why she's an ex?


 

offline penexpers from Toronto (Canada) on 2005-06-09 16:11 [#01627895]
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"obviously my music is better as it is more popular" - muse
fan friend

"its wank and its pure noise" - radiohead fan friend

me - "i'm just ripping this music to my computer"
rap listening friend "is that what you're calling it now?"

me pissed off in a heated debate - "it is factual that
autechre are better than anything you have ever listened to"
- dunno how stupid that is though, to me not atall


 

offline bryce_berny from chronno (Canada) on 2005-06-09 16:29 [#01627910]
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"oh, you mean those two fags? 'yea I put a CD in a computer
and press play I am a real dj.'"


 

offline earface from somewhere (Yugoslavia) on 2005-06-14 15:08 [#01632845]
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No, she said that since.

I'm sure music is just a sound that people like to listen
to. Nothing else. It is no ideal that musicians have to
attain before their music is properly called music. Having
said that, autechre does do what I want music to do; and I
feel that once you've heard that kind of music you don't get
anything near as much excitement from other types. I think
that's why it's so easy to be aloof when you listen to
electronica.

Um, how about statements like: "I would rather eat my own
shit than [insert referent here]". I know that statements
like that are supposed to be hyperbolic, but still, it's
almost always the case that you can reply with, "yeah, but
wouldn't though would you?"



 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-14 16:29 [#01632908]
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exactly :D


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-06-15 12:03 [#01633370]
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on sunday

mate "are you working tomorrow?"

me "yes"

mate "what day?"

me "monday"

......


 

offline Walnut from Somewhere in (Bosnia and Herzegovina) on 2005-06-15 12:29 [#01633398]
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Some guy: "Hey, my name's James. No wait. sorry. That's my
mate's name. I'm Alex."

Me: "....."

Some guy: "I'm going away now."

Me: *nod*


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-06-15 12:30 [#01633400]
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liar


 

offline Walnut from Somewhere in (Bosnia and Herzegovina) on 2005-06-15 12:32 [#01633407]
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I swear. It was on a ferry to France. Weird bloke.


 

offline dopper from Bern (Switzerland) on 2005-06-15 12:34 [#01633413]
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pants on fire


 

offline Walnut from Somewhere in (Bosnia and Herzegovina) on 2005-06-15 12:37 [#01633418]
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=P sure....


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2005-06-15 12:43 [#01633427]
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My friend after seeing the Village:
"Man that was stupid, the monster wasn't even real! Now
Scream was a scary movie."

My other friend while Kompakt's Total 4 is playing:
"Can we listen to something that doesn't sound like a
Volkswagon commercial?"


 


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