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100 ! |
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you girls are bumming us out =( |
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dammit! i hate dial-up |
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lol @ the 101st post . |
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It's true, apart from the number, which i don't recall. It was a BJ something or other. I just laughed.....then...thinking about it. Men only go "downstairs" with the ladies so they'll repay the favor by "smoking" the "horn". But it's intriguing to hear the girls say they don't even like it that much themeselves. Sex, eh? |
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sorry. but sex is so over-marketed, it's hard to enjoy the pureness of it when it's so mechanical and trendy. ha i dunno.. a lot of the times i prefer to read or like.. write.. or do soemthing more productive. sure sex feels good and can be 'fun' and all.. but , it's definatly not a priority. |
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but i'm sure that'd be different if i was inlove , then it'd be a priority.. haha |
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as cheezey as it is, i honestly only truly enjoy sex if i'm in love with the person. when i have sex with someone i'm not in love with, i just feel like i'm doing it cause that's what people do.... except when i'm drunk, it always feels amazing when i'm drunk, whether i love the person, or hate them. |
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yea i agree. if i have sex with someone i could give a fuck about, i always feel like i just ate a cake or something self-destructive.. haha |
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corrupted-girl, i'm not trying to sound like a prevert or anything, but are you sure you've had a guy who knew what he was doing? most women i know think it's pretty amazing when done right. but yeah, i kinda feel the same; way when things aren't going too well it's sorta awkward. like she's all the way down there and you're trying to act all into it and whatnot but really you kinda wish she'd just move on so you can get on to better things. talk about what's good. that's the key. cause when oral sex is good it can be real good. at least, that's what i hear. |
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haha!! how is your diet going anyways? mine is actually going really well! i've lost 28 lbs all together so far.... it's taken forever tho, but i still wanna lose another30 lbs. i know exactly what you mean... i feel self destructive if i drink soda! sighhh |
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yea, ive had very 'good' guys do it.. like doing excatly what i want and stuff... i just don't like the sensation of the tongue.. no matter how they do it. |
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woah! that's awesome! how long have you been on this diet? how tall are you and how much do you weigh? tell me! haha mine's going okay.. i've only lost a few pounds.. it takes soo long.. it's annoying. |
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The tongue is no substitute for the mighty phallus. |
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personal experience? |
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28 pounds is a lot.. i've been fluctuating within 30 pounds since i was 15... on and off diets and all that fun stuff. i'd love to lose 30 pounds again.. thats my goal right now.. |
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I used to read books to my girlfriend at night, mostly Harry Potter. I've never had sex with someone I didn't love, and I've only had sex with one person. Um, blowjobs though, they're nice. |
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I am just going by what several, very satisfied Kenyan shop girls have told me. |
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that's great.. i wish i knew guys who would read to me. |
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Mmeh just.,... make sure both parties shower first, we used to like come back to her joint after raves and go at it and we kind of both decided it was better off showering first (regerdless how many people we'd wake up). Allegedly I'm kinda of good at giving it (I dunno though), but ehh she was horrible at giving it. Squeezed too hard on the helmet and moved like TOO fast straightaway which was just uncomfortable. This after boassting about how good she was hahah I was like "Babe this isn't working" And yeah sex is not the same if you don't love the person, porn sex (just banging) is like... I don't like it un;less I'm just desperert to blow it and then do something else. Besides it's not proper sex unless both parties cum. |
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well 7 months ago i lost 20 lbs in a month, and since then i lost 8 lbs. and now i'm going back on the diet i was on 7 months ago... which is just one meal a day, nothing to drink except water, fruit through out the day, and jogging, palates, and crunches in the morning and at night. i'm about 5'5 and i dunno how much i weigh exactly..how bout you? |
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hAhahaha i just remembered that once i fell asleep while i was getting head she only noticed cause i started snoring |
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ahahahahaahahah! *adds to favourite also |
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i'm 5'7'' and 3/4 haha.. yea, im gonna try this new diet tomorrow.. 1 apple in the morning, 1 yogurt cup for lunch and 3 cups of broccoli for dinner. and just water and green tea throughout the day.. haha that's like 300 cals... YEA! and lotsa running... i can do it as long as i stay busy with work and stuff. weight sucks.. i hate it. i wish i was just pure energy.. |
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From blow jobs to diets...fuck typical women... |
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yeah fuck weight... i hate it.this summer i'm only wearing hoodies and capris, until i'm at the size i want. you should really get AIM, sylvia. that way we can be like, "HEY DON'T EAT" or "DID YOU DO 300 CRUNCHES YET TODAY?!" it'd rock! |
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okay! i got it.. username is 'currishgirl' |
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lol ..... |
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still best thread ever... |
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"i wish i was just pure energy.." I think of this when I try to exercise. I also think of when I look at the back of someone's head in class. I get bored. Pure energy bored. |
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haha, so true |
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ahaha send me pictures, of you. please! ha |
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this all just grodied me out.. save for that "sociological perspectives head monster" thingie.. that made me feel a bit better. |
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There's an emo'd out picture of me at the bottom of . Red...contrast....perfect! But back to the blowjob discussion: Google came up with . |
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jesus christ thats a giant cat |
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"Bling Bling! Let me calculate this shit." - The Giant Charcoal Cat |
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(s)he looks sorta like jabba the hutt. |
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I like the way your right eye is portrayed so vividly. |
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Bitches...... What can one do but love them? Oh wait... |
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ah..i hath received two blowjobs in my distinguished lack of a sexlife...i was very looking forward to them...the girl was very nice with compliments(ooh, hes a big guy) and such, its nice to do, even if they are lying..but, i think we were both nervous as hell...she scraped me once...haha..ouch...it didnt feel too nice...i think more tongue is necessary for it to work really well. wimp...you look strangely similar to me... |
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Yeah it's nice when girls say that :) |
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My first bj was over in, like, 30 seconds. It was great. |
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bump! |
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you're stoned way too much dude. |
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i feel like im posting in parallelelelel threads! |
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wow i feel like im living in a parallel thread. |
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do you have an erection? |
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i know i havent! |
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wow. yes! i feel like im living with a parallel erection. |
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sorry... I'll try harder. heh... harder... |
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