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Do you remember your first blowjob?
 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2005-01-24 12:24 [#01474519]
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hahahaahah. yeah i feel like posting in parallel erections.
ill try harder!


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2005-01-24 12:26 [#01474522]
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hahahaahah. yeah i feel like posting in parallel erections.
ill try harder!


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-01-24 12:26 [#01474521]
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yeah, i remember it. i don't know what came over me.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-01-24 12:34 [#01474528]
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sorry i had to let that out


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2005-01-24 12:40 [#01474534]
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wooo...woooo that wasnt me. I swear.

"Mom, I've never give a guy a blowjob I swear"

blast from the past...funny, I've gotten better! w00t!


 

offline Jocco from Banned! Free Jocco! (United States) on 2005-01-24 12:44 [#01474540]
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Prove it.


 

offline melack from barcielwave on 2005-01-24 12:51 [#01474546]
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yes :)


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2005-01-24 13:01 [#01474551]
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hahaha...thats impossible


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-01-24 13:06 [#01474561]
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hahahah.


 

offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2005-01-24 13:08 [#01474568]
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yeah, that girl was a whore. let's just say she didn't get
her job done and my friends turned blue.


 

offline morphuze from Denmark on 2005-01-24 13:36 [#01474668]
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I prefer anilingus ..and I don't care if you call me pervert
or gay or whatever ;)


 

offline Jocco from Banned! Free Jocco! (United States) on 2005-01-24 13:46 [#01474696]
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WTF? Were you at the chocolate factory? Listen to Willy!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-24 13:49 [#01474706]
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no, but I think you'd better have that cunt looked at.

by a doctor, I mean.


 

offline morphuze from Denmark on 2005-01-24 17:06 [#01475094]
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What cunt? :P


 

offline Amnesiac from ERIE (United States) on 2005-01-24 17:15 [#01475117]
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i just recentally had my first sober blowjob. i've had
drunken ones and not to completion.

but yeah, shit was amazing. my new ladyfriend is freaky as
bajesus and i've only really had straight normal sex. but
as of late it's been all about the hair pullin and ass
slappin.

but anyway back to the bj. that shit ruled so hard. came
in the back of her throat more than i've ever came in my
life.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-01-24 17:32 [#01475155]
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i've never had them to completion either, still waiting for
a good one like you described.


 

offline Amnesiac from ERIE (United States) on 2005-01-24 19:43 [#01475422]
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twas amazing

and most definately to completion


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-01-24 19:49 [#01475431]
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sex was built up way too much for me


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-01-24 19:57 [#01475455]
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why is it, that sex threads are always full of girls posting
but they rarely post in music related threads (except for
mimi)?


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-01-24 20:09 [#01475496]
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yes, vividly.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-01-24 20:14 [#01475516]
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how can something taste vividly?


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-01-24 20:19 [#01475532]
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Because they are whores?

God doesn't everyone know this.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-01-24 20:20 [#01475536]
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I'm sure all you'd have to do is ask...

at least, if a girl asked me to read to her I would be all
over that. But I have a soft spot for things like that so
maybe I'm not a very good representative of all male
demographics.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-01-24 20:21 [#01475540]
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umm, that post was answering the question posed a the
thread.....................................................
...........................................................
...........................................................
beginning of the
...........................................................


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-01-24 20:22 [#01475542]
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what the fuck happened to that post??? I don't even know how
to explain why it came out like that...

try number 2:

"umm, that post was answering the question posed at the
beginning of the thread"


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2005-01-24 20:38 [#01475591]
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my first blowjob was horrible, you have to start off gentle
bitch



 

offline Amnesiac from ERIE (United States) on 2005-01-24 22:12 [#01475775]
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lol @ mappatazee


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2005-01-24 22:20 [#01475782]
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I can get a blow job for hours. One swipe in the poony and
Im done.


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2005-01-24 22:22 [#01475785]
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Yeah, the dick is like faberge egg. Proceed with caution.
They don't wrap those puppies in velvet for nuthin'


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-01-24 22:23 [#01475786]
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Do you remember our first blowjob?


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-01-24 22:27 [#01475793]
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like it was yesterday...

*checks calander*

hey, it was yesterday!


 

offline Motha Fucka from Selvaggina (Brazil) on 2005-01-24 22:32 [#01475805]
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well,I really don´t want to talk about my first blowjob
becase it´s a little disturbing and annoying (I was too
young).
Well,I preffer talk about my diet,I was just eating junkie
food lately and I am not feeling so nice now. But now I am
trying to eat most soy stuff and green tea.

oooops...wrong image,sorry.

*runs in shame


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offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-01-24 22:34 [#01475808]
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soy and tea are awesome...

that gif however...







well the gif is awesome too.


 

offline Motha Fucka from Selvaggina (Brazil) on 2005-01-24 22:42 [#01475816]
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man,liquid diet sucks!
and that woman sucks very well,lol.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-01-24 22:45 [#01475818]
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it just sounds good because my body keeps craving tea and
soy and fish.

you could learn a lot from those 5 frames of animation :D


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-01-24 22:47 [#01475823]
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man,liquid


 

offline Motha Fucka from Selvaggina (Brazil) on 2005-01-24 22:51 [#01475826]
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well,I think that I make a good work but I won´t spam 'how
I suck a cock' here,it´s simple,I think that you need to
learn.

:D

man,I don´t eat fish,I am vegetarian.

mappatazee: how do you know that? :)


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offline Motha Fucka from Selvaggina (Brazil) on 2005-01-24 22:51 [#01475827]
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I think that his 'juice' don´t taste good.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-01-24 22:55 [#01475833]
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okay so why do you have these animated blowjob gifs readily
available?


 

offline Motha Fucka from Selvaggina (Brazil) on 2005-01-24 23:00 [#01475835]
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I dont know


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-01-24 23:03 [#01475836]
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hahaha

that last gif would be titled

"Part 2: What a man has to do during a blowjob"


 

offline Amnesiac from ERIE (United States) on 2005-01-24 23:29 [#01475851]
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#1 juggle


 

offline Ganymede from Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius on 2005-01-24 23:29 [#01475852]
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I enjoy giving them more than getting them, oddly enough.


 

offline detheel on 2013-09-23 17:44 [#02461918]
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I enjoy DUBturbo


 


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