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offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2004-03-13 16:35 [#01106829]
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naked lunch is one of my all time favorites, but how to
defend it?

i agree with qrter, individuals who assert that people only
like a film to appear cool or because it's perceived to be a
"classic" make this assertion likely because they themselves
have operated the very same pretense at some point.
although there is no question that at some point some
individuals *have* claimed to enjoy a film they didn't
understand (or appreciate) so as to not appear stupid (or
unsophisticated), the suggestion that a film's entire
reputation would be founded on a shallow pretense such as
this is ridiculous.

naked lunch is a prime candidate for this assertion. it's
likely the least obvious commercial film you will ever see,
and will leave many scratching their heads.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2004-03-13 16:40 [#01106843]
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btw, i mentioned naked lunch in response to flea, the
followup feature doesn't work on this mac...


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-14 04:38 [#01107230]
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I don't see how any of your points are flaws.


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2004-03-14 11:17 [#01107492]
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Hence your crappy taste in movies


 

offline rez from here on 2004-03-14 11:42 [#01107527]
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the bourne identity


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-03-14 11:47 [#01107532]
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who cares whats crappy or whats good? why dont we all just
watch movies over at Ceri's house and i will BBQ! :D


 

offline pantalaimon from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-14 14:49 [#01107721]
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i agree with everything there apart from the Winona Ryder
bit, she's a great actress in a shitty film, its not her
fault it turned out crap


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-14 14:50 [#01107722]
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great...actress...???


 

offline pantalaimon from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-14 14:54 [#01107724]
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well in my opinion, she's been good in the few films i've
see her in. Edward Scissorhands, Girl Interrupted, Bram
Stokers Dracula... she needs to work with Tim Burton more.


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-14 16:47 [#01107875]
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My tatste is much better than yours ;)


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2004-03-14 16:56 [#01107886]
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;D


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-03-14 17:21 [#01107900]
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equilibrium is a ripp off from every sci-fi movie from past
20 years, and pseudo-swords fight is just pathetic. also i
couldnt watch the scene where the guys were doing something
with the pistols , like struggling or something. tottaly
stupid.


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-03-14 17:22 [#01107901]
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oh and Ichi The Killer - i know some god "of" films, but
that one was really off sense. and it wasnt funny


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-03-14 17:23 [#01107903]
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and, sorry, Kill Bill. absolutely shitty japanese, and , of
course, no-one could make a proper sword in few weeks, heh,
not even for months. just stupid


 

offline pantalaimon from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-14 17:48 [#01107928]
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"and , of
course, no-one could make a proper sword in few weeks, heh,

not even for months."

oh yeah, i forgot... Kill Bill was meant to be completely
realistic, thats why she has a samurai sword on the plane.



 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-14 17:55 [#01107935]
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sadly, Alien: Ressurrection is an even bigger wankfest than
"Aliens". don't get me wrong, "Aliens" isn't all that great,
but it is better than A:R, imo.

I see it as a bigger wankfest simply because of the buckets
of needless gore - EVERY bit of violence is explicit in this
film. this combined with X-tomatic's point about the
comicbook style make the violence non-threatening, just
disgusting.

I agree with X-tomatic's other points too, btw. and I do
think W. Ryder is miscast - she can't pull a role of that
kind off.


 

offline Stepquan from Sydney (Australia) on 2004-03-14 22:49 [#01108174]
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i liked alien ressurection and i liked T3 alot.
most of the other films you guys have listed i havent even
fucking heard of so you must be watching pure crap.

the worst film i saw recently was the league of
extraordinary gentlemen. it blew so much i cant believe that
sean connery is cool. he should of killed himself halfway
through.


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-15 01:37 [#01108235]
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Yeah, because films you haven't heard of must therefore be
crap.

Muppet.


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2004-03-15 11:53 [#01108992]
Points: 9083 Status: Regular | Followup to plaidzebra: #01106829



ahem...I like Naked Lunch because...well I like it....I am
huge fan of Burroughs...this film barely scratches the
surface of the complexity and brilliance of the book...by no
means an adaptation...merely a peek into the rich and
mesmerising universe created by Burroughs for the
trilogy....and yet it has been reviled as one of the most
perplexing movies ever


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2004-03-15 12:00 [#01109010]
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the comic book style you are refering to is actually what I
find refreshing about the movie as well as the sheer
explicitness of it all...harks back to the classic Metal
Hurlant style of trashy European sci fi sensibilities...I
mean frankly how many times are you going to take the Alien
popping up from behind a dark metallic tunnel seriously?

Secondly it had a comic book sensibility most probably to
pay homage to the dark Horse series of comic books which has
produced some fantastic material...the harnessing of Alien
DNA and harvesting Alien Human hybrids is concept directly
off the pages of the comic..and a timely booster shot in the
arm of a franchise otherwise doomed to repeat it self...over
and over...


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2004-03-15 12:17 [#01109034]
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well, flea, i tried to respond to your post about naked
lunch but xltronic has banished by words to interzone, and
my lunch break is over!


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2004-03-15 12:19 [#01109040]
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this is VERY odd. i just watched naked lunch last night


 

offline k_maty on 2004-03-15 12:22 [#01109048]
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The Passion of the Christ.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-15 13:11 [#01109133]
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"I mean frankly how many times are you going to take the
Alien popping up from behind a dark metallic tunnel
seriously?"


I would rather have NO more films than a kneejerk reaction
like just upping the gore level. not very imaginative.

I know the Dark Horse comics and I think that idea is okay,
executed quite badly, making the film just repeat old ideas
and cheap scares from the earlier movies.

with the relative realism which made "Alien" such a chilling
film now completely gone, A:R tries to find horror in gore,
but fails quite miserably, trying to cover up a tawdry an
cliched script with flashy special effects.


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2004-03-15 14:26 [#01109286]
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um...not a fan of Juenet then?

I know the Dark Horse comics and I think that idea is
okay,
executed quite badly


um...how would you bring it to life, in a way that would
surpass the spine chilling scene in the lab?



 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-15 14:33 [#01109299]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to flea: #01109286



yes, I am a fan of Jeunet. just because I don't like this
poorly scripted film I couldn't be?

it's silly to ask me to come up with a better script-idea
here, on the spot. that's like saying I can't criticize
anything until I can do better - which shuts up most of us,
then.

I will say this - the first 30 minutes or so of the film do
start okay - then the quality drops drastically when the
film becomes just another sci-fi action romp with gory
effects.


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-03-15 15:25 [#01109409]
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I don't know... There was plenty of underlying Jeunet magic
there. Quite flawed but still a million times better than
Aliens.


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2004-03-15 18:22 [#01109582]
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ahahahaha


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-03-15 18:26 [#01109601]
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I liked Aliens. It was a good action film that, with regards
to the quality of the genre at the time it was made, was
very well done.



 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2004-03-16 11:17 [#01110226]
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Not only that, it had everything a great sequel to a great
classic needed. I'm annoyed how people always portray it as
a mere action flick while there was just so much more to it.
Sometimes they're just bashing the movie because they hate
James Cameron for reasons unknown (titanic).
To me it had an equal (if not more) amount of suspence,
nervewrecking moment, frantic pacing, horror moments,
appropriate humor,but most of all criminally overlooked
amazing acting and perfect casting. Also the excellent sets
come to mind, this is one reason why I love Cameron, he
wants everything to have a purpose. The sense of realism is
nice. The loader for example was his design and the way it
works looks absolutely believable and the way it comes back
in the final showdown with the bitch is perfect. Loads of
classic moments in the movie "game over man" anyone?

in short: Fuck all the naysayers.


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2004-03-16 11:18 [#01110227]
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The Perfect Storm


 


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