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did anyone take a close look to that picture? |
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at the large cock? |
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yeah. seems like a crazy play. I haven't seen it yet. But I guess it's got some qualities. |
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it's you isn't it? you dirty bugger. |
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I noticed it but I thought it was just my dirty mind...... |
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one hand puppet show |
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I thought is was a pickle |
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poor Yavo. :P |
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Be careful pOgO. Watch thoose teeth! It is not a chewtoy, it's a bag of blood. |
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alfred |
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i say a game of cards is in order. what say you, gents? |
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Lads! Today is my birthday, I'm thirtyone. I would very much like to celebrate here in the smoking room, if you don't mind. Scotch and Virginia on me, everyone! *puff* *puff* |
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i think i saw here a xltronic vodka where is it know and happy birthday Co-existence |
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The Banjo-Playing Frog by Josh Tierney He was a land frog. No, better yet, he was a frog who owned the land. No feet were needed, when it came to The Banjo-Playing Frog; lets face it people, the frog was all leg. Long legs like the excess root-bits of a carrot, perfect for slapping people that tried to touch his banjo, the only vaguely woman-shaped object that he would ever want or need. The frog’s tongue was a thin cord that seemed hastily tied to his curving lips; it always seemed like he was smiling, and wanted to lick at what he was smiling at. The frog had long eyebrows that made it look oddly like Vincent Price. One time, the frog padded along the cracked cement sidewalk of Joel’s street, looking to spot a bit of crank. In my haste to bring a rather large bag of money to the bank, I nearly stepped on the majestic beast. Luckily, however, there was a familiar twang, like a banjo string upon being plucked, and I saw that beneath my hovering foot was, indeed, The Banjo-Playing Frog. “Hullo,” said I to the frog, removing my foot from his sky. “Sorry about that, but I’m carrying this rather large bag of money you see, and you were all but green rubbish in my state of hurry.” The frog then eyed me, his Vincent Price eyebrows moving not a twitch, nor a raise. “I’ll gun yer down,” said The Banjo-Playing Frog, and he slowly parted his delicate lips to spit acid at me. I then dropped the bag of money, to clutch at my burning face, the acid having touched upon my eyes and nostrils. As the horrible pain deteriorated the flesh, I danced a bit of a jig, such as one does when they are in otherworldly pain. The Banjo-Playing Frog followed my steps, dancing the jig with me, plucking at the strings of his banjo to a very fine tune. I fell to the ground, rolling as if enveloped in flame; before my eyes melted away, such as marshmallows do in hot chocolate, I held witness to the frog’s act of slipping out a ring, sliding it on a finger, and turning invisible, as to steal my money. Fin |
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sorry about the ’. it was copied from wordperfect 10. |
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slow but distinctive screw anyone? |
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smoking room: spanish movie, watch it |
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Tomorrow is my birthday and I am going to spend it with Nacmat. In The Smoking Room, of course. |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! |
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Thank you. |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!1uno where did this thread come from? i've not seen it. |
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Thank you1eins |
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Anyone care for a cigar? |
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Yes, what kind is it? |
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Now this is the Law of the Jungle-- as old as and true as the sky; And the Wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but the Wolf that shall break it must die. |
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Hey, about this Google stock offereing in the billions: How the fuck does Google make so much revenue? Who is paying them? |
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I had my share in google and yahoo and them i sold them and made millions! I am currently buying my second resort in the bahamas. What kind of cigars are those? |
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I don't know; they go well with brandy though |
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Hmm, looks like Sancho Panza Double Maduro. Pretty nice. |
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Oh drat! It would seem we've run out of sherry! Oh I do apologize - how this could've happened I have no idea, how embarrassing! Blasted servants! |
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8 blasted servants coming right up. |
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Fear not, I brought along 5 flasks of Courvoisier XO Imperial, the best Cognac in the world. |
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Marvelous |
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oh good man! |
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Is XO the face it makes you pull? |
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So you're cancelling the blasted servants? I did blast them with 5 kinds of cheese.... |
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No, but it makes me pull this one: 8===D |
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Your eyes are way too close together |
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Can you direct me to the maids' quarters old chap? |
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I'm so sorry, what did you say? my attention was with the drinks cabinet yet again. it seems to be depleted of all homosexual drinks. |
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The Smoking Room.... what happened to da ICE ROOM B-) ? |
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ACK! |
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a/s/l |
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Holy shit... this happened like 5 months ago...? How fucking long have I been on this god awful site...??? |
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I'm going away and never coming back. |
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just chillin'... |
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can i come in? |
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can I offer you some kind of..um.. drink? |
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HELLO!?? bloody foreigners.. I SAID - CAN I OFFER YOU SOME KIND OF DRINK? |
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*peeks in* always wondered what it was like in here... hope nobody is offended if i drink beer instead of sherry. .. i do have a 12 year scotch though.. alright, i'll drink my petey Scotch. |
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