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what do aboriginal's get for christmas your bike what do you call an aboriginal with dandraf lamington what do you call an aboriginal with astick up it's ass choc wedge BAM sorry i heard them around |
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knobcheese walks into a bar and dies in excrutiating pain over a peroid of 7 hours. Ha ha ha ha |
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what doe's a real aphagan girl look like a pretty cute baby |
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what did the priest say to the donkey at christmas? put another mule log on the fire. hyuck hyuck *drum roll, rim shot* but seriously folks... |
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surely they should hate you, its their country....nooch |
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I love this thread I am very sorry : ) BUMP! |
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two apples are sitting in the oven, the first apple sighs and says, "is it hot in here, or is it just me?" and the second apples goes, "holy shit, a talking apple!!!" |
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one guy says to the other "hey you know that elementary school by my place?" the other guy says "yeah.." "well i saved this little girl from getting raped the other day" "really? thats good!" "yyyeah... changed my mind" |
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Heh. |
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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? an erection, sort like on already on here but a little diff How do you get a nun pregnant? you fuck her. |
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how do u know your sister has begun menstruating? your dads penis tastes like blood! this is propably the sickest joke ever, but quite clever! |
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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as a choirboy! |
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classy |
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How do you tell a good joke? Make it funny. And don't bother with ones we've all heard, it makes you look foolish. In fact unless you're naturally funny don't tell jokes at all. |
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A recently married couple check into a hotel on a tropical island on their honeymoon. As the wife gets on the elevator a man in the loby notices that the husband is pacing back and forth looking very nervous. "What seems to be the problem?", asks the man. "My wife and I decided to wait until marriage for sex to make it special" the huband said. "But I never told her that I'm a virgin. I'm afraid that I can't satisfy her!". The man paused in thought for a moment then said, "I can solve your problem. But it'll cost ya 100 bucks AND you have to do EXACTLY as I say." The husband agreed and they both went to the honeymoon suite. |
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Aw fuck, I forgot the rest of the joke! |
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Classic thread :D |
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what do you get when you cross sir elton john with a sabre tooth tiger? i dont know but you better keep it away from your ass |
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what has a trunk, branches and a whole lot of leaves? A tree. |
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What's white and blue and sits in a tree? A refrigerator with jeans on. |
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FAV+ Thread. |
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how do u get 5 comedians in a mini? 2 in the front 2 in the back and bernard manning in the ashtray |
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hehe! Contemporary! |
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Haha! Nice one. |
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Congs on your Emboldened status and the addition of your RecordBag! |
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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? the aristocrats |
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How do elephants hide in cherry trees? The paint their balls red and climb. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A giraffe eating cherrys. Pure pish. |
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Why do elephants drink? To forget. |
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What's green and melts in the mouth? A lepers penis. |
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What's grey and sits beside your bed taking the piss? A kidney dialysis machine. |
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When does Michael Jackson know when it's time to go to bed? When the big hand touches the little hand. |
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Adam and Joe's favourite made up xmas cracker joke: What's the difference between a chicken? One of it's legs are both the same. |
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What do you call a no-legged whore running through a field of strawberries? Jammy c*nt. |
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Why, thank you, sir. It's actually my 2nd or 3rd time (not sure which) donating, but since I've been spending more time around here than usual, I figured it was only fair to contribute again. :) |
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how does a no legged whore run? this is not a joke, i'm asking because your joke sux. |
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haha the jammy cunt one was no good, but did you see the leper dick one? that one made me wtf/lol. |
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wMw, lol, once he said something about Zorg and maybe his penis. |
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Q: What does dog belch do when he's on his computer making a track and someone comes along and rips a big fart right next to him? A: Feels creatively jealous. |
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What did the redneck girl say after losing her virginity at age 12? "Git off me Pa, yer crushin my smokes!" |
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What did the redneck girl say after losing her virginity at age 12? "Git off me Pa, yer crushin my smokes!" |
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That one grows on you. |
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q: what do you call 6 black people hanging from a tree? a: Alabama wind chimes. (im not racist buts thats all i could think of at the moment) |
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q: whats the worst thing to yell out when you lock your keys in your car in front of a bunch of protesters at an abortion clinic? a: hey! does anyone have a hanger q: how do you make a clown to stop smiling? a: hit him in the face with an axe q: what is worse then a dead baby in a garbage can? a: a dead baby in 10 garbage cans |
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what the beat ? |
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I've noted that many of the jokes in this category fall into the following categories: a) Racist (usually prefaced by a 'I'm not racist but...') b) Misogynistic c) Lazy 'non-jokes' / nonsensical - like pale imitations of Zen Koans almost Saying that, a lot of the jokes in this thread are funny, and most of them have nice avatars too! ho, ho, ho. |
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i'm not racist but: Q what do you get when you cross a oriental midget and a black mexican whitey cracker driving a lowrider and putting on lipstick in the mirror because she's oriental partly and also a woman who is so bad at driving that her seatbelt is hanging out and clanking on the ground because it is a lowrider and probably a honda? A. she's a mutt half breed and probably has a sideways vagina. someone should cut her up and put her in 10 dumpsters at the abortion clinic and then feed some fried chicken to the mouth section and a watermelon flavour agua fresca. |
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oh wait...i am racist i didn't know what that word meant. hahahha..j/k |
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A bar walks into a chicken... |
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so this girl needs a prom dress she asks her dad can i have the money for a prom dress and he says i'll buy you a prom dress if you suck my dick so she's sucking his dick and she says DAD your dick tastes like shit and he says i know your brother needed a tux |
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what does a 9 volt battery and your lover's asshole have in common? you know it's wrong, but you're bound to give it a little taste every once in a while |
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