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offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2003-04-25 05:25 [#00668116]
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first get a hinge, a flying lure, a casher
and a big club...

oh no that was how to: catch fish
doh!


 

offline thanksomuch from planet claire on 2003-04-25 10:40 [#00668552]
Points: 544 Status: Regular | Followup to evolume: #00665304



lol


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-04-25 10:48 [#00668561]
Points: 3349 Status: Lurker



Don't try hard. If have someone specific on mind ask if
they'd like to go on a walk around a lake or something. It
may sound cheesy or old-fashionned but it works for me :)


 

offline manticore from London (ON) (Canada) on 2003-04-25 13:34 [#00668801]
Points: 651 Status: Addict



am i the only one hoping for a gender-stereotyped behaviour
role reversal?

why can't it be women who are forced to ponder: "hmm. what
is the best way to get a man?" - it is faulty to assume that
it always comes down to sex. in my personal experience, i
have always found that the more forward a girl is with me
sexually during an initial encounter, the more likely i am
to reject her (for the fact that i am not at all about
one-night-stand casual hookups; long-term relationships are
the way to go, as far as i'm concerned, and a girl who tries
to woo me over with sex upfront, is likely not one who can
be trusted in a long-term relationship).

to make a long thread short, i would very much like to see
women putting in a lot more effort into dating than society
generally expects of them - why is it that i must always be
the one coming up with interesting places to go to on a
date? let the girls do some thinking in this department.
the general rule for anyone to follow should be this: expect
of another as much as you would expect of yourself.


 

offline Donutman from Perth (Australia) on 2003-04-25 13:43 [#00668815]
Points: 234 Status: Lurker



Manticore, you've made my day reading what you had to say. I
laughed, I cried, and I totally agree.

The problem for me is this; All I really want is a nice
girl, but in my experience, I can't get one because I'm not
a "bad boy".


 

offline coyote from NY (Canada) on 2003-04-25 13:54 [#00668825]
Points: 87 Status: Regular



I have a really nice girl, and I'm not a "bad boy" at all.


 

offline coyote from NY (Canada) on 2003-04-25 13:56 [#00668830]
Points: 87 Status: Regular



Oh, by the way I totally agree w/ manticore's post, or at
least the 1st paragraph of it.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-04-25 13:56 [#00668831]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker | Followup to manticore: #00668801



Why should girls bother with that effort crap when all they
have to do is click their fingers and some desperate guy
will be bending over backwards for them?

It's so set in stone as part of culture that a boring,
shallow average person will work most of the week, go out at
the weekend, get pissed, sleep with someone/fail to sleep
with someone, wake up the following morning with a hangover,
then repeat. It's like clockwork or something. It's enough
for some people and I don't mind that at all but, it's not
the type of thing I feel the need to do. I suppose I'm not
really 'up for a laugh'.


 

offline Sanguine from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-04-25 14:12 [#00668860]
Points: 859 Status: Lurker



#1) Be confident. Period. The more confident you are, the
better you will appear. There are many reasons for this,
confidence = power, confidence means you're experienced,
etc.

#2) Get off your ass. If you're overweight, lose it. If you
haven't worried about your looks, go buy a few magazines,
ask your barber for some tips. You don't need to be
stunning, but do some minimal touchups, learn to dress with
matching stuff, etc.

#3) BOREDOM IS AN ADDICTION

You want to meet girls, overcome this. Go out. If you're one
of the guys sitting on the wall watching other people dance,
you are as appealling as they are. If you go take chances,
you will get shot down. Learn from it, do it again until you
figure out what works. It's essential.

Libel


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-04-25 14:20 [#00668879]
Points: 3349 Status: Lurker | Followup to manticore: #00668801



I wouldn't necessarily critisise the whole sex up front
thing. The real issue is all these morons who *only* think
about the sex act. Sure it's important but it is but one
element of a larger set and without this set any
relationship is doomed (or even if it lasts is meaningless).


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-04-25 14:23 [#00668885]
Points: 3349 Status: Lurker



and anyway, after numerous failed relationships, I (possibly
the most shy/over-emotional/fucked-up person on this
hemisphere) have managed to find a woman who a. loves me as
much as I love her b. I want to spend the rest of my days
with and c. is moving in with me eventually.

If I can, anyone here can.

Happy hunting :)


 

offline flim nanou from out of the frying pan (United States) on 2003-04-25 14:58 [#00668934]
Points: 545 Status: Lurker



I'm a nice girl, and I like nice boys. nice boys are less
likely to give you syphilis.
bad boys are only appealing because they have hot cars and
are terrific in bed.
(just kidding...mostly)


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-04-25 15:34 [#00668990]
Points: 8469 Status: Regular



buy a massage book ;)


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-25 19:00 [#00669368]
Points: 5079 Status: Lurker



This is how I would do it...

Me: "Hey baby. Yeah. Let's go to bed now yes and!"
Her: "Eh?"
Me: "Baby you make me wanna have big cock fight! You are so
fine, yes and I will eat your poo poo for loo loo..?"
Her: "Alright, you're on baby yeah come on I love you too!"

See! Works everytime!


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-04-25 20:04 [#00669422]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



...become a musician.


 


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