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is your piss clear or yellow?
 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-05-01 01:33 [#00679247]
Points: 6650 Status: Lurker



It depends on how hydrated your body is. We have to excrete
certain waste through our urine and depeneding on the water
in our baldder the concentration of what is excreted
changes. Hence the colour.

Or something like that. Saw it on kid's TV years ago.


 

offline jupitah from Minneapolis (United States) on 2003-05-01 01:39 [#00679249]
Points: 3489 Status: Lurker



i agree wit titsworth, and i don't believe the board would
be "all serious and shit." everybody would still be who
they are... we could just exercise our creative zen dada,
sports & weather talk within the frame of reference of a
more intriguing topic than said BS.


 

offline Erronous from Netherlands, The on 2003-05-01 03:33 [#00679332]
Points: 2519 Status: Lurker



but the idea of decreasing your points with 10 every time
you create a topic sounds like a reasonable idea. It would
prevent most of posting just dumb topics...


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-05-01 09:36 [#00679687]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to Erronous: #00679332



who cares about points?


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2003-05-01 10:42 [#00679723]
Points: 2901 Status: Lurker | Followup to roygbivcore: #00678396



roygbivcore, please make a seperate topic of conversations
like the one you posted, they are classic! Hilarious stuff.
We want more, we want more!


 

offline catharsis from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-05-01 10:57 [#00679739]
Points: 836 Status: Regular



It depends on hydration, and the presence of other
chemicals. The B-complex vitamins (in particular riboflavin
or B2) turn urine intense yellow very easily when taken in
high doses.
Ceratin foods such as asparagus contribute to odour and
colour.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2003-05-01 12:53 [#00679894]
Points: 5678 Status: Lurker



"on the opposite end of the topical spectrum, i'm getting
rather sick of pseudo intellectual "philosophical" topics as
well, one of which i spent far too much time contributing
to. guys, its pointless debate, and most of you have no
fucking clue what the hell you're talking about when it
comes to philosophy."

maybe we should be required to submit our qualifications and
the appropriate documentation to zaphod before we are
allowed to express our opinions. really, zaphod, who is
qualified to have an opinion about anything? do we need a
degree in music? maybe we just need a little respect for
differing opinions.

a zen koan: who is the master, that makes the urine
yellow?



 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2003-05-01 12:54 [#00679898]
Points: 5678 Status: Lurker



should have made clearer, the quoted paragraph at top is
courtesy of zaphod.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2003-05-01 12:56 [#00679904]
Points: 5678 Status: Lurker



"on the opposite end of the topical spectrum, i'm getting
rather sick of pseudo intellectual "philosophical" topics as
well, one of which i spent far too much time contributing
to. guys, its pointless debate, and most of you have no
fucking clue what the hell you're talking about when it
comes to philosophy."

maybe we should be required to submit our qualifications and
the appropriate documentation to zaphod before we are
allowed to express our opinions. really, zaphod, who is
qualified to have an opinion about anything? do we need a
degree in music? maybe we just need a little respect for
differing opinions.

a zen koan: who is the master, that makes the urine
yellow?



 

offline catharsis from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-05-01 15:48 [#00680156]
Points: 836 Status: Regular



Zaphod: how about we put things into essay format, and
append references to the finished work to support our
arguements? While you're at it, I'd like to see some
references for your ideas.
This isn't school - I didn't realize there were expert
asshole know-it-alls on this board.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-05-01 15:53 [#00680163]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular



If you're not intelligent and can't dance you should be
banished from this site.


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2003-05-01 18:47 [#00680298]
Points: 4428 Status: Addict | Followup to plaidzebra: #00679904



i sense som frayed nerves. are we guilty of what i accuse
of? i think so. so fuck off.


 

offline catharsis from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-05-01 19:50 [#00680351]
Points: 836 Status: Regular



Reference please ;). I don't get angry - it's a fruitless
emotion.


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2003-05-01 19:58 [#00680357]
Points: 4428 Status: Addict | Followup to catharsis: #00680351



read the word after "followup" to.


 

offline catharsis from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-05-01 20:43 [#00680400]
Points: 836 Status: Regular



hmmm....


 

offline wayout from the street of crocodiles on 2003-05-01 21:50 [#00680433]
Points: 2849 Status: Lurker



hmm, i got worried there for a second when i first saw a
topic named 'is your piss clear or yellow' with 115 posts..


of course it was somewhat disconcerting to find that half
those posts really are about pee color...


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-05-01 21:50 [#00680435]
Points: 27795 Status: Regular



i can dance, fast eddie!


 

offline subdeatechate from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-05-01 21:57 [#00680441]
Points: 163 Status: Lurker



My piss has been really yellow lately... probably because
I've been getting much sleep and my diet has consisted of
mainly hard booze lately. Oi, I'm going to die very young.


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-05-01 22:15 [#00680451]
Points: 3803 Status: Regular



yeah man you get the WORST poops and pees after 15 hours of
boozing, trust me.

oye!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-05-02 01:18 [#00680536]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to od_step_cloak: #00680451



but, I don't know if we CAN trust you... I think we're going
to need some hard evidence of this fact!!!


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-05-02 02:08 [#00680566]
Points: 3803 Status: Regular



dude 15 hours is a long time and i'm not gonna do that again
for at least another month.........i hope
]

put it this way:
BLACK AND ORANGE


 


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