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offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-12-09 11:47 [#00474818]
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or like
topic: i was thinking
post; wha?



 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-12-09 11:48 [#00474820]
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i'm all for fun..... =0)

i think people should look up the meaning of
MUNDANE.......cos mundane topics are NOT fun. i mean whats
next......how many cabinets do you have in your house? who
the FRICK cares......really.....if you've run out of topics
to talk about perhaps a GOOD book is in order.....but
definately turn OFF THE COMPUTER!

i just feel like 10 year olds have taken over the MB, or
people that act like they are 10.......and thats my 2 CENTS!


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-12-09 11:48 [#00474823]
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one time i made a topic "where do you get off?" and my post
was like "...well?"

jay closed it though


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-12-09 11:48 [#00474825]
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so there should be a kind of committee that decides which
topics are DUMB and which are FUN!!


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2002-12-09 11:50 [#00474827]
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only yellow in the morning...

sorry to let y'all down

I FEEL LIKE SHITE!

IM GONNA KILL MYSELF


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-12-09 11:50 [#00474829]
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don't be snide, you know that's what i mean. re-read my
first message: i didn't say it's for me to decide, i'm
saying people should police THEMSELVES cos tons of people
are getting irritated by these completely pointless topics.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-04-30 10:24 [#00678297]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular



To make your piss blue:

If you ingest a small amount of methyl blue chloride you
will piss smurf blue at least twice, then after that the
piss will come out less and less blue for about 5 or 6 more
urinations, depending on how much you eat. It can be mixed,
undetected into dark fluids (coffee, kool-aid) or into dark
foods (brownies) it is non-toxic (at least it never made me
sick) if you work in a lab, it can easily be ordered from
any chemical distributer (Sigma, Fischer, etc.)
A great trick to play on your friends at parties. Have a
camera ready to capture the look of fear on their faces as
they exit the bathroom.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-04-30 10:27 [#00678302]
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actually, my piss is brown!


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-04-30 10:49 [#00678332]
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you got problems dood. brown piss indicates blood in the
urine which could indicate a kidney problem.
in the words of Naven Johnson:
"see a doctor and get rid of it."


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-04-30 10:50 [#00678334]
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heh...


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-04-30 11:31 [#00678396]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



PlasticTantrum: dude
PlasticTantrum: what does it mean when your turds are black
RoyGBivCore: it means you should probably see a doctor
PlasticTantrum: or i ate too much taffy apple salad
RoyGBivCore: that sounds nasty
RoyGBivCore: wait
RoyGBivCore: no that sounds kind of good
PlasticTantrum: yea
PlasticTantrum: it is
RoyGBivCore: whats the deal with a taffy apple salad
PlasticTantrum: it's tasty
RoyGBivCore: i mean what it is dude
PlasticTantrum: i dunno
RoyGBivCore: what the fuck, you ate too much of it, you've
got to know what it is
RoyGBivCore: man, i think this whole conversation was
created so you could tell me about taffy apple salads and
then not tell me what they are
PlasticTantrum: it tastes like taffy apple salad
PlasticTantrum: but doesn't look anything like it
RoyGBivCore: god dammit
RoyGBivCore: what is in a taffy apple salad
RoyGBivCore: is it just a taffy apple cut up in a bowl
PlasticTantrum: i don't know
PlasticTantrum: but it made my shit black
RoyGBivCore: fuck that dude
RoyGBivCore: once you go black you never go back
PlasticTantrum: hahaha
RoyGBivCore: you shouldn't laugh dude
RoyGBivCore: you're going to be shitting black till you're
seventy


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-04-30 11:43 [#00678407]
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yellow....but i'm not eating much lately so go figure


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-04-30 12:13 [#00678442]
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this is a mundane topic, its parrt of the "don't make
mundane topics" erra of the MB


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-04-30 12:14 [#00678445]
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appreciation of all appreciation and unapprecitation threads
appreciation thread



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-04-30 12:20 [#00678453]
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topic against - topics against - against mundane topics,
that arre mundane


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-04-30 12:30 [#00678465]
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those are my favorite topics!! Love em!!


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-04-30 12:34 [#00678472]
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lighten up


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-04-30 12:47 [#00678475]
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yeah,
i plan to "lighten up" in my car at lunch.

eating a lot of oreo's will give you black poop. black
vomit as well. another great party trick.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-04-30 12:48 [#00678476]
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oh and pepto bismol will turn your poop real black. and your
tongue.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-04-30 12:58 [#00678479]
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I remember once my mom bought some ninja turtle cookies
which were green or something... anyways, I ate a LOAD of
em, and then when I crapped it was green!!!


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-04-30 13:00 [#00678486]
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green poo is
THE SHIT!

;)


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-04-30 13:11 [#00678501]
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YOU BETTA BELIEVE IT YO!!! :)


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-04-30 13:13 [#00678504]
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dark yellow when I'm dehydrated (and it reeks too)
and lime when I've been drinking plenty


 

offline LuxExTenebris from ehh... tenebris? (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-30 15:03 [#00678690]
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mostly clear and colorless with a subtle smell


 

offline ziggomatic from ??....uv ajed...deja vu....?? on 2003-04-30 15:31 [#00678722]
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my piss is usually pretty clearish-golden, and ...I think a
lot of vitamin B can make your piss a lot yellower, like
glowing!...



 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-04-30 19:42 [#00679021]
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hahaha its funny cause you guys have wierd bodies


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2003-04-30 19:45 [#00679025]
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He called the shit poop! haha!


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2003-04-30 19:46 [#00679026]
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on the opposite end of the topical spectrum, i'm getting
rather sick of pseudo intellectual "philosophical" topics as
well, one of which i spent far too much time contributing
to. guys, its pointless debate, and most of you have no
fucking clue what the hell you're talking about when it
comes to philosophy.


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-04-30 19:46 [#00679027]
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ewwwwwww..


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-04-30 19:48 [#00679029]
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blue


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2003-04-30 19:49 [#00679030]
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but is it ever really fair to say that someone dosn't have a
fucking clue when talking about philosophy? Because by
saying that you're implying that there is a correct and
incorrect philosophy, which negates the entire premise of
the thing.

Put that in ya pipe and smoke it ya elitest ass-pirate!


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-04-30 19:49 [#00679031]
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too true.. i overestimated the intelligence and
openmindedness of people here as well.


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2003-04-30 20:08 [#00679068]
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no, not really. there are simple rules of logic and debate
that i didn't see present in a lot of the arguments. i guess
its a bit wrong to judge someone for their opinion, but i
don't like the way i was talked down to in topics where the
people doing the talking didn't really know what it was they
were saying.


 

offline Verkrampte from Renton (United States) on 2003-04-30 20:09 [#00679070]
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sometimes its clear.. sometimes its yellow.


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2003-04-30 20:10 [#00679074]
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I know what your saying, I was just bustin your balls abit.
That's why I just stay out of those threads, the only sure
thing about them is the arguments go in circles.


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2003-04-30 20:11 [#00679077]
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circles is right. i'm not getting involved in those
"debates" anymore. being told how to think by someone with
no job who hangs around on a message board is not my idea of
fun.


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-04-30 21:31 [#00679123]
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You know you're really in trouble when your shit is
clear....


 

offline spoonz from Edmonton, AB (Canada) on 2003-04-30 21:42 [#00679132]
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a blue raspberry slurpee or two will turn yer shit blue i
bet. i had like 4 in a row and i was shitting blue for a
week >_<


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-04-30 21:44 [#00679133]
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yes, but how would you know it was clear, you wouldnt be
able to see it. you'd just see an empty shithouse wouldnt
you? eh? think about it! ;)


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-04-30 21:45 [#00679134]
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i think ill take your word for that


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-04-30 22:02 [#00679137]
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come on now people, this is a discussion about pee and
shit... not philosophy!!!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-04-30 22:02 [#00679138]
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well, I just had a double whopper with cheese and bacon, so
I low my shit will be green or purple, or some combination
of the two...


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-04-30 22:30 [#00679158]
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If you pee blue, it means you're eating too many Smurfs...

;)


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-04-30 22:34 [#00679164]
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EWWWWWWWWW

*somethings are better left UNsaid*

closes eyes and stops reading =o)~


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-04-30 22:35 [#00679166]
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Mmmm, smurfs!!!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-04-30 22:36 [#00679167]
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well it was your special friend who started this topic, so
don't blame us!


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-04-30 22:44 [#00679171]
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i know you're kidding around, but did you (and some of you
others) even READ the first message? let alone notice the
date...


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-04-30 22:50 [#00679174]
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heh, yeah I did... but at least we're not starting more
threads about this...


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-04-30 23:18 [#00679202]
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hmm

this seems like a medical question.

a urinalysis shall determine the answer.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-05-01 01:19 [#00679243]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular



post 100 about pee.


 


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