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offline Din from The bushes in your front yard. on 2002-05-20 22:37 [#00227167]
Points: 221 Status: Regular



shit, make that 15. not 14


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-20 22:38 [#00227170]
Points: 4700 Status: Lurker



hmm yes probably

do you have standards?


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-20 22:38 [#00227171]
Points: 581 Status: Lurker



How's being clever working out for me?! What do you think,
as I posted earlier pensioners and handlebars in my crotch
are the closet I've come to sex recently so, errmm.. enough
said.

That’s right kids, drop out of school and become whores..
its healthier. :P



 

offline Chri5py from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-20 22:39 [#00227173]
Points: 2903 Status: Lurker | Followup to Din: #00227166



Thats sick man

cant believe this topic is still going from earlier


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-20 22:40 [#00227174]
Points: 4700 Status: Lurker | Followup to Din: #00227167



jesus if you can't remember YOUR age I dread to think what
these girls are like


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-20 22:41 [#00227176]
Points: 581 Status: Lurker



Yo, Din, I could see that if you were a jock and among the
'popular' kids at school.. Who incidentally get more pussy
because whores cling to them like there's no tomorrow, but I
won't rain on your parade.. its all in good fun getting
pissed drunk and stuff.. ermm.. that is until you get
someone pregnant or start pissing fire.


 

offline Din from The bushes in your front yard. on 2002-05-20 22:42 [#00227178]
Points: 221 Status: Regular



what! pissing fire isent normal!!!


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-20 22:43 [#00227179]
Points: 581 Status: Lurker



Err... Remind me never to touch your pee pee.


 

offline grinningcat from london (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-20 22:45 [#00227181]
Points: 1073 Status: Lurker



no im talking bout older sisters friends :-)

yes i have some morals. apparenlty if i abstain from
extra-marital sex through life, i will have MANY large
breasted women at my command in the next life. how cool is
that! i mean, it actually specifies "many big-breasted
women" as my reward in the 'holy book'. And you thought
islam was all about flying planes!

i dont think its gonna last though. im off to uni next year!
ive got a feeling the shits gonna hit the fan, i'll start
listening to r'n'b rubbish and become a pimp daddy.



 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-20 22:47 [#00227186]
Points: 581 Status: Lurker



I don't like most religion but HEY, believe what you want.

I've got nothing particularly hard against the eastern ones
mind you.. its the corrupt and crap western ones that peeve
me off a bit.. especially since I've had the stuff forced
down my throat somewhat.. it kind of stings..



 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-20 22:49 [#00227189]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



well, I haven't... I, like grinningcat, have some morals,
and have grown up being taught that you must wait till
marriage... I might, and I might not, but I'm definitely
waiting for a girl I care about a lot, cause I do have
standards... through highschool I wasn't much of a ladies
man, so yeah, I was a loser... :)


 

offline Thelonious Punk from *fap fap fap* on 2002-05-20 22:52 [#00227202]
Points: 581 Status: Lurker



*Humps* I was actually far too shy to get humped enough in
high school so... boo hoo to me.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-20 22:58 [#00227209]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



the closest I've come to sex? Well, I've frollicked on my
bed with this girl, and felt around insider her shirt a
bit... Mmmm, that was nice!!!! :)


 

offline grinningcat from london (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-20 22:59 [#00227212]
Points: 1073 Status: Lurker



dont u just wish u went to one of these american high skool
things where every1 just shags each other!!!


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-20 23:03 [#00227215]
Points: 4700 Status: Lurker



I'm shy.


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-20 23:04 [#00227219]
Points: 4700 Status: Lurker



I don't know how I could be a youth in todays society and be
religious


 

offline MrTenzin from The Concrete Jungle (United States) on 2002-05-21 04:15 [#00227537]
Points: 1184 Status: Lurker



ROFL cmon guys get out and experience the joys of the
punanying!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-21 04:16 [#00227538]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to MrTenzin: #00227537



I'm working on that...


 

offline wayout from the street of crocodiles on 2002-05-21 04:21 [#00227542]
Points: 2849 Status: Lurker



ive talked to girls a few times...so im getting closer!!
now...i just have to extend those conversations to beyond
the 5 minute mark...and ill be one step closer to sex
machine status!


 

offline MrTenzin from The Concrete Jungle (United States) on 2002-05-21 04:24 [#00227546]
Points: 1184 Status: Lurker



dont look at sex as some goal or mission just love a girl or
boy and love (Sex) just comes along with the package :)


 

offline jabizzy from St. Louis, Misery. Er, that's (United States) on 2002-05-21 04:26 [#00227548]
Points: 434 Status: Regular



I'm 16, I used to go to one of those "american high skool
things" but too many tried to "shag" me, so I left. Being
the emotional kind of girl I am, I don't want to be
pre-attached to anything through physical things, like sex,
unless I know they're going to stick around. Otherwise it's
detrimental. So needless to say I have "frolicked about" on
any beds. I have had a lot of contact with the private areas
or what not, but that's usually an accident...


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-21 04:29 [#00227551]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to jabizzy: #00227548



yeah, you know I'm the same way... I'm a guy, but I'm very
emotional as well... it would be hard for me to just go out
and participate in casual sex, because I would keep getting
attached to the girls, and I think I would be hurt a lot...
now, when I find a cool girl and fall in love, then I will
do the funky chicken with her so to speak, but I don't want
to do it with just anyone...


 

offline jabizzy from St. Louis, Misery. Er, that's (United States) on 2002-05-21 04:31 [#00227555]
Points: 434 Status: Regular



good for you. you and quoth, you and quoth.... hehehe


 

offline Quoth from Sweden on 2002-05-21 04:33 [#00227561]
Points: 3840 Status: Lurker | Followup to jabizzy: #00227555



what?


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-21 04:34 [#00227564]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to jabizzy: #00227555



yeah, what? Do you want me and Quoth to do it or something?
:)


 

offline Quoth from Sweden on 2002-05-21 04:35 [#00227565]
Points: 3840 Status: Lurker | Followup to The_Funkmaster: #00227564



mmm.. you know it Mr. Fuckmaster!!!!!!! HAHAH :)

i've waited so long to say that! *humor is necessary in a
messageboard like this! hah


 

offline zguru from Lindale (Texas) (United States) on 2002-05-21 04:36 [#00227567]
Points: 1562 Status: Regular



the closest I came to sex today was scratching my testicles


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-21 04:37 [#00227571]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to Quoth: #00227565



hehe... :)


 

offline jabizzy from St. Louis, Misery. Er, that's (United States) on 2002-05-21 04:39 [#00227575]
Points: 434 Status: Regular



Whoa... hahaha. Oh goodness I can't stop laughing and my mom
wants to know just what is SO funny...


 

offline Quoth from Sweden on 2002-05-21 04:40 [#00227576]
Points: 3840 Status: Lurker



you know you want in one action Jabizzy!

jabizzy jabizzy
let's get jiggy
jabizzy jabizzy

watch out for my
jizz!

SEE!


 

offline jabizzy from St. Louis, Misery. Er, that's (United States) on 2002-05-21 04:42 [#00227578]
Points: 434 Status: Regular



you're killin me!



 

offline jabizzy from St. Louis, Misery. Er, that's (United States) on 2002-05-21 04:43 [#00227580]
Points: 434 Status: Regular



Whoa... I'm not a junior anymore!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-21 04:46 [#00227584]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to Quoth: #00227576



lol... :)


 

offline wayout from the street of crocodiles on 2002-05-21 04:48 [#00227587]
Points: 2849 Status: Lurker | Followup to The_Funkmaster: #00227551



yeah...i get attached too easily too...
heh...all it takes for me is a friendly smile and a
'hello'...so yeah..something intimite like sex is not
something i'd be able to do casually...


 

offline wayout from the street of crocodiles on 2002-05-21 04:50 [#00227589]
Points: 2849 Status: Lurker | Followup to jabizzy: #00227580



see...youve lost your innocence as a junior due to this
thread...and quoth's constant jizzing...


 

offline license from out of nowhere on 2002-05-21 04:59 [#00227597]
Points: 865 Status: Lurker



yeah. the emotions are the fun part in a relationship, I
think. sex is about as fun as any other drug - to really
enjoy it, there have to be other things involved. love,
romantic feelings, and good conversation (though probably
not during!) are the best enhancements to sex.


 

offline AMinal from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-05-21 05:00 [#00227599]
Points: 3476 Status: Regular | Followup to wayout: #00227589



she was just deflowered:)

NICE ONE QUOTH! YOU SICK OLD DADDY!
deflowering the innocent junior like that!

and with the point difference... disgusting!


 

offline license from out of nowhere on 2002-05-21 05:03 [#00227603]
Points: 865 Status: Lurker



hahaha that one slipped completely by me...
in related news, I'm not a lurker anymore!


 

offline AMinal from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-05-21 05:05 [#00227605]
Points: 3476 Status: Regular



i dont know which way it would be funnier..
a junior being deflowered by an 'old daddy'..... or a
'lurker'!
:P


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-05-21 05:05 [#00227606]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to AMinal: #00227605



a wizard!!!


 

offline AMinal from Toronto (Canada) on 2002-05-21 05:07 [#00227609]
Points: 3476 Status: Regular | Followup to The_Funkmaster: #00227606



lol !

it sounds bad no matter who does it ;)


 

offline wayout from the street of crocodiles on 2002-05-21 05:43 [#00227645]
Points: 2849 Status: Lurker



worse still...a lurking old daddy!...ewww


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-05-21 13:00 [#00228164]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker



"funniest topic ever !!!!"

ummm was this serious at all?!!



 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-05-21 13:07 [#00228172]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular



the closest ive bin to sex is riding the pony at the
beach....


 

offline Fernz from A Scottish Wanker (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-21 13:53 [#00228251]
Points: 1692 Status: Regular



Engaging in the sport itself, mate..


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-05-21 14:33 [#00228353]
Points: 4700 Status: Lurker | Followup to Bob Mcbob: #00228172



I bet Harold is a sex machine


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-05-21 14:59 [#00228394]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker | Followup to B3n: #00228353



indeed he is!!!
if you've been following the "I love porn" thread


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2002-05-21 15:37 [#00228468]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular



harold is a love-matic humping machine who likes nothing
better than a romp in the sack....except perhaps a nice
plate of sandwiches or sticky buns


 


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