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ahh, I'll try to avoid that cliche when it happens to me... |
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it's impossible, mate...;).. I think it may be genetic or something...it's like no-one want to admit their are a virgin... I'm sure if you went into a school class of 10yrs and asked em if they were virgins, no-one would put their hands up... (mind you, you'd probably be arrested or something if you did that...)... |
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Yeah... with another person. Masterbation does not count. If it did I would have a list way too long :) Jand; My first g-f knew I was a virgin well before we got it on. Altho I was 15 at the time... so it wouldn't have been that hard to guess if I hadn't told her. |
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I was 20, yes 20, before I gave my berry...I mean cherry away. I told my girlfriend that I was a veteran porn star and she really enjoyed it. Never underestimate the power of suggestion. |
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Taxi: Aha, I see, well, hats off to you dude Jand: ten year olds? mmmmm, don't give me those ideas... |
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I'd have sex with anyone or anything; man, woman, beast or child I don't discriminate. |
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i'm 32, i've been married to the beautiful and horny Jane for eight years, and I suppose in answer to your question, the closest I've come to sex is, er, the last sixteen years of my life. how old are you? |
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give us some more details, dude!!!!! Add some flavour to our dull office day!! |
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I'm 48 years old. I once got married but we never had sex, simply because I only discovered that sex existed after we were divorced. I was brought up in a remote forest in the centre of Newcastle Upon Tyne and I was never told of the "Facts of Life". When I was integrated into society at the age of 23, it was presumed that I would have learned of the pleasures of the flesh already, so I was never told. My wife just presumed I wasn't interested in sex, so she never mentioned it, and we eventually divorced. I first found out exactly what sex was about 4 years ago. I have been unable to think of anything else since, and consequently am bed-ridden and spend my days wanking myself raw. It's great. |
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Ahh, the joys of being open and honest to your friends, and here we were thinking you actually were a human being, manicminer. |
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I think I am human. |
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Don't they also have the song 'I kicked you in the stomach because you were pregnant'? |
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shave your balls!!! my god i wouldn't trust anyone to do it let alone myself (i can't even do my face without cutting myself!). ANd going down on someone makes me puke, i'm allergic to fish and it just brings on that post-allergic reaction, i have tried so hard!!! I have to say group sex is the way to go but just make sure it's not with your pals!!! |
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manicminer: ha, ha. Try harder!! gigi: yes, something like that but my favourite is "I got an office job for a sole purpose of sexual harrasement", closely followed by "I became a counselor so I could tell date-rape victims they were asking for it" |
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Some Anal Cunt song titles: You're Old (Fuck You) I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway I Made Your Kid Get Aids So You Could Watch It Die I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It I Fucked Your Wife The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died I Sent A Thank You Card To The Guy That Raped You I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women I Like Drugs And Child Abuse Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To America's Funniest Home Videos I Paid J. Howell To Rape You I Lit Your Baby On Fire I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog Your Kid Commited Suicide Because You Suck Hitler Was A Sensitive Man You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag |
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shit...They've fucking nicked my CV and made a career outta putting it to music... bastards... |
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Bless sensationalism for Sensationalisms sake. |
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Peter, I have here complete lyrics to their last album. Need them? |
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My names not Peter but I'd love them |
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I was talking to Peter file, but check your email anyway, gigi |
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Yeah just got a text message saying it had arrived. Thanks a lot. |
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three weeks ago I fucked this girl named jackie in my buddy alex's hotub, If you call that close |
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you mean you made love to her? |
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gigi: no probs |
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Corngrower: what's it like? Is it nice? How does it all work "down there"? |
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One time in uni I was over a friend's house, a friend who had gone a bit mental. We all went around his new house for a house-warming gathering (it hardly deserved the title of party). We were discussing sex (always seems to end up that way with me for some reason) and I refer to it as making love. Two female friends said that was a really sweet way of putting it and this guy went really mad saying it didn't matter what you called it. He threw a wobbly and ran upstairs. He sulked up there but nobody went up to see what was wrong. He came down after about five minutes then threw a wobbly a bit later and started throwing shit around. Why have I just bored you with that? What was the point? |
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It makes a point though. Everyone sees it in a different way and that affects other things in life. |
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I dunno, but I'm off now and to the post-office to mail you you-know-what. see ya all, everyone!!! |
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19, but I've only really ''made love'' to one girl. Luckiest girl in the world? I'd have to think so! Now to go on never having sex again, as usual. Gyargh! |
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I'm 19. I've had sex with two people. But to me only one of them counts. That's because I loved her. Now my ex but not by my choice. |
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Oh my butt-plug!!! Meho you are a darling. Your 12" Black Mambo will follow shortly my dear boy. Take care. |
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i came very close to participating in a orgy here in seattle...there's this "sex club?" here where couples can swing and what not...and there was a posting on their buliten board at their building about the orgy... so i showed up, and there was a few girls, and a little more guys, but there was this one guy that looked sooo fucking ugly....and the only two rules were to let anything happen, and that everything stays inside the walls. I'm a bi-sexual, so guys can be very sexy at times, but i wasn't going to let this guy even see my wang. and there were some girls that i wouldn't even look at twice if the circumstances were diffrent...but it was an orgy! you can't expect to have an orgy w/ all models! |
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DUH! Orgies are notorious for having 80 year old fatties and farmers with pigs.. YUCK! I totally don't want to be involved in one unless its an invitational Hollywood star fucking. Which I'll never get invited to but still.. |
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80 year old fatties!? man, I can only dream.. |
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Nudist colonies are also notorious for having fugly members. Pfft, there's no point in such things. |
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i can't believe that...i once found a pretty hot dominatrix here in seattle via this BDS&M connections service on the net...it was some of the best sex in my life... which reminds me of a topic i need to post... |
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and btw, i dig ur pic, bill gates as a white house puppet...prettly clever...how's that working out for ya? being clever? |
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closest? uh....... I lost my virginity when i was 13. it was kinda bad but whatever. im 19. I have a healthy relationship with a good girl, so that means lots of sex. Sex isnt anything new..? |
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REFLEX you obviously da man :) |
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some of you guys should turn to prostitutes. |
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well, as long as your not a big nerd, fat guy, loser or whatever then sex shouldnt be a problem for ya. I mean...... everyone wants to have sex, usually. It was never a problem for me. And never will be... and it sure as shit isnt a problem now. |
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I don't want THE aids! |
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!!!! oh, i see turn TO prostitutes I read it as turn to , as in "Into"..... but hey, theres another idea.. :D |
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what are you moderetely big fat nerdy loser? =) |
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REFLEX , lotta fat nerdy losers here then. apart from you. you normal big bollock dog you :D |
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damn. I thought my sex life was pathetic. I haven't got laid for 10.5 months. so, sex is about the closest I've come to sex. the last chick I was with was pretty terrible, but I had a girlfriend in high school that completely rocked my world and we had fabulous sex. I'm beginning to think that was a once-in-a-lifetime thing. |
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yeah, REFLEX is OBVIOUSLY the man right... |
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im 18. Dancing very closely to shit music with one of my sisters friends is prob. the closest ive done. Sisters friends always seem like such attractive prospects dont u think?? anyway, "religion" stops me from shagging birds out of marriage, which is a bit of a bugger. |
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"Sisters friends always seem like such attractive prospects dont u think??" hmm yes but don't let the thought police take you away! (if they are younger) argh religions for people with morals! |
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what the fuck, im only 14 and i get more pussy then you guys? maby it's just because i go out with a lot of sluts, but still... |
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