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offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 17:54 [#02329249]
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..sorry lol i'm shut up now


 

offline christ deburger from helmans pr0vince (Afghanistan) on 2009-09-23 17:55 [#02329251]
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no one knows more about porn than me....... ask?


 

offline christ deburger from helmans pr0vince (Afghanistan) on 2009-09-23 17:56 [#02329252]
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these replies in this thread are embarrassing... there going
to be used as my next album cover.....promise :)


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-09-23 18:26 [#02329278]
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whats the nastyest porn u ever seen


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 18:27 [#02329280]
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Lol.


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-09-23 18:30 [#02329284]
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i have this hilariouis pic of a girl shitting into a guys
mouth and the guy is looking mega retarted as the shit goes
into his mouth and the girl has a double chin and grimaces
as she squeezes it out


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-09-23 18:31 [#02329285]
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i think it has potential to be the next goatse/tubgirl if it
was widely distributed


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 18:31 [#02329286]
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Thats lovely sweetie.Good for you.


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-09-23 18:36 [#02329291]
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would you like me to post it


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-09-23 18:37 [#02329292]
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glad i didnt read all of this shit


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-09-23 18:37 [#02329295]
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did you read my post about the pic of the shitting girl


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-09-23 18:38 [#02329296]
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if you only read one post in this thread it should be that
one. its the best


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 18:39 [#02329298]
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No,you keep it dude.Im alright thanks.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 19:16 [#02329322]
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Show that to Terence Hill (if he hasn't already seen it).

Sounds like his kinda thing. ;)


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 19:27 [#02329324]
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Svalx and atwood, and to a lesser degree larn,

I may be a little young and naive, but I don't take
everything I read as gospel. They're all just your opinions,
which I respect your right to express, but please
acknowledge the fact that I take different parts of them to
add to mine own outlook on stuff. I don't just look at an
opinion on something and say- yeah, I agree with every word.


I agree that SOME girls are very contrary. I think that
Svalx just doesn't like the idea of girls being like that,
which is fair enough. I believe Svalx in that she is
probably a trust worthy and emotionally stable person, who
doesn't do the things atwood decribed. But I also believe
that Svalx should appreciate what atwood said was a
generalisation. No one can ever say anything about every
single person of a single group with any kind of substance
behind what they say.

Man, I gotta hang nail... I hate hang nails! Right on the
cuticle, too! Or, maybe it's not a hang nail, but it's not
pleasant and I rue its existence...


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 19:42 [#02329345]
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P.S

I just porned myself all over my clean bed sheets (and a bit
on my pillow).

:'(


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 19:42 [#02329346]
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What IS porn?


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-09-23 19:43 [#02329348]
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whatever you do, dont watch beastiality, you will be scarred
for life.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 19:57 [#02329367]
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I have never and will never look at bestial porn.

But thanks for the heads up, lol!



 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-09-23 20:02 [#02329377]
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u seen that 1 where the girls stickin eels up her poon tang


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-09-23 20:33 [#02329382]
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To Catch A Predator is such a crazy televesion show.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-09-23 21:49 [#02329385]
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svalx - femboff
tractern try dadfucktwink.com

hehe


 

offline TroutMask from New York City (United States) on 2009-09-23 22:30 [#02329389]
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Go down on a girl who smells like a box of easy mac down
there and then pr0ns will be cool again.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-09-24 06:39 [#02329412]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-09-24 07:13 [#02329422]
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well at least something has lifted a slightly eerie feeling
from about my person for a little while.

and heres my tuppenth worth.

girls are all whorebags destined to ruin your life.

the nice ones, like what tractern wants, there nice and
great to be with but will still fuck you over in the end.

the ratty ones, like what give you day to day grief, there a
pain in the ass to be around but there probably less likely
to royally fuck you over in the long run because you'll
never really relate to and like them that much in the first
place.

go find a rat to dump your balls on tractern and develop a
meaningful relationship with yourself to pass the time with.


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-24 07:49 [#02329431]
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to a lesser degree!! >_< actually me and atwood share a
similar view on this subject and i think you will find our
views on relationship psychology are probably similar as
with other mature members on XLT, (i only pretend to me
immature, honest)

I would like to make a few points on romantic relationships
which is common knowledge, but it might help.

Being in a relationship helps you to get to know yourself ,
the girl may expose your weaknesses as you will hers, if you
are smart you will learn from it and develop into a more
balanced person. You are bound to get hurt a few times, but
this will make you stronger for the next relationship and
you become wiser.

People tend to be attracted to attributes in others that
they lack in themselves, for example if you are shy and
quiet you might be attracted to a loud and bubbly girl, she
might be attracted to you because she lacks depth and
intellect. These relationships tend to break down after a
certain amount of time, especially when you are young.
Instead of finding the strength you lack in someone else,
you have to develop it within yourself.

It's when you finally become a balanced individual that you
can meet someone else who is the same and begin a ever
lasting relationship that grows strong.

my views of women may seem controversial to some, because i
look at the subconscious working of the mind/ false
perceptions and the effects of what modern day life has on
young men/women of today. that can get a bit complicated and
it's not worth thinking about that now...



 

offline Barcode from United Kingdom on 2009-09-24 08:39 [#02329458]
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Women are so predictable in their unpredictability.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-09-24 09:10 [#02329477]
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thats an alternative way


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-24 09:57 [#02329501]
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haha! :D

Yeah, I see what you did there.

Just the thought of it makes me wanna stick with porn 'til I
find someone who isn't gross, lulz.

What's an easy mac?


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-24 09:58 [#02329502]
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*pukes*

No, I'll be alright thanks mate... :/

I think I might have seen something of that briefly (by
accident) before, actually...


 

offline RussellDust on 2009-09-24 10:00 [#02329504]
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Porn is quite boring. When i first began masturbating the
sole source for excitement was the brain. Nothing beats it.
Nowadays the younger generation is basically born in a world
were porn is more available than a packet of digestives. A
lot of people now think they can't do without.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-24 10:03 [#02329507]
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hahaha!

You're a fella, ging. :)

Yeah, you put quite succinctly the way things are, I guess.


But I dunno- I would rather have something emotionally
fulfilling, even if it ends badly. Things like that make you
a stronger person. In the end. After a lot of horrible
feelings daily, of course.

What makes you say that nice girls will fuck you over in the
end?

And I kinda disagree with what you said about the "ratty
ones" not fucking you over. Because they are so easy to come
by, surely they will be likely to get with one of your
friends or something, as they are used to being passed
around and that. I don't see "ratty" girls as being good for
relationships... :/

But still, I do appreciate your input. It is interesting to
hear what everyone has to say on this subject, based on
their personal experiences.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-24 10:09 [#02329509]
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All wise words, simply expressed, for me to understand.
Thanks! :)

Also, my uncle said something similar on the whole becoming
more of a balanced person front. He said that I need to
learn what it is like to be with someone a lot of the time
and maybe to live with someone. I have already lived in the
very same room as someone, where I worked last year and this
year.

I think the main point he was trying to get across is that I
need understand the significance in the real world of
compromise. To not have one's way all the time. This is
especially relevant to me, as I do have a very specific idea
of how I want things in my life to be. I am by no means a
perfectionist, just pernickity, some might say, hehe.

I think I am learning to compromise things a little more
every day. But, of course, every personal improvement,
specially conscious ones, occur little by little. :)


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-24 10:45 [#02329528]
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thanks ;)) yeah you need to compromise and be flexible, if
you are too stubborn to learn or change you will end up very
unhappy, i see people like that all the time.

I can see you are wise for your age, it's good to have that
awareness, but it will take real experience to really get to
grips with it, i only started working out more about women
about 2 years ago, when i was your age i was clueless..

Alot of people on this MB are thinkers, which is good but
also it's dangerous to over analyze everything, and in
regards to relationships that can be a bad thing. I made
that mistake :(

Once you develop a 'take it or leave it' attitude with
women, things get so easy and you will find girls are more
attracted to this, the absolute worst way to be is insecure
and neurotic, which is what over analyzing will do, that
seems to be a challenge for most of us though

This is a great subject anyway, me and my friends often
bring this kind of thing up in out late night chats. :P


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2009-09-24 11:26 [#02329539]
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what, your dolls and teddy bear?


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-24 12:02 [#02329544]
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I agree with what you said about nice guys.

And I think this vid has some surprisingly valuable
info on the subject of how not to be just a friend and
become more confident and attractive. To watch the video
doesn't solve the problem indefinately of course, but... I
think bearing the stuff the woman in it says in mind can be
helpful.


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-24 12:02 [#02329545]
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No they are real


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-24 12:05 [#02329546]
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that's it


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-24 12:58 [#02329552]
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I congratulate the authors on this most elaborate of
pisstake threads, well done sirs.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-09-24 14:01 [#02329607]
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lame as fuck


 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2009-09-24 15:58 [#02329642]
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the thing is with 'nice guy syndrome' is that 'guys' who
think they're 'nice guys' are usually bellends.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-24 18:02 [#02329653]
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hahaha!

Yup, that's me! :)


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2009-09-24 19:42 [#02329667]
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go burn yr abba records


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2009-10-01 20:13 [#02332639]
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so uhm..

...


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-10-02 12:52 [#02332831]
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i just discovererd porn
woo hooo!


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-10-03 07:55 [#02333043]
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congs


 

offline detheel on 2013-09-23 17:24 [#02461910]
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DUBturbos


 


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