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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 17:54 [#02329249]
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..sorry lol i'm shut up now
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christ deburger
from helmans pr0vince (Afghanistan) on 2009-09-23 17:55 [#02329251]
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no one knows more about porn than me....... ask?
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christ deburger
from helmans pr0vince (Afghanistan) on 2009-09-23 17:56 [#02329252]
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these replies in this thread are embarrassing... there going to be used as my next album cover.....promise :)
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-09-23 18:26 [#02329278]
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whats the nastyest porn u ever seen
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 18:27 [#02329280]
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Lol.
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-09-23 18:30 [#02329284]
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i have this hilariouis pic of a girl shitting into a guys mouth and the guy is looking mega retarted as the shit goes into his mouth and the girl has a double chin and grimaces as she squeezes it out
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-09-23 18:31 [#02329285]
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i think it has potential to be the next goatse/tubgirl if it was widely distributed
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 18:31 [#02329286]
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Thats lovely sweetie.Good for you.
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-09-23 18:36 [#02329291]
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would you like me to post it
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pulseclock
from Downtown 81 on 2009-09-23 18:37 [#02329292]
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glad i didnt read all of this shit
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-09-23 18:37 [#02329295]
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did you read my post about the pic of the shitting girl
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-09-23 18:38 [#02329296]
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if you only read one post in this thread it should be that one. its the best
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 18:39 [#02329298]
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No,you keep it dude.Im alright thanks.
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 19:16 [#02329322]
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Show that to Terence Hill (if he hasn't already seen it).
Sounds like his kinda thing. ;)
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 19:27 [#02329324]
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Svalx and atwood, and to a lesser degree larn,
I may be a little young and naive, but I don't take everything I read as gospel. They're all just your opinions, which I respect your right to express, but please acknowledge the fact that I take different parts of them to add to mine own outlook on stuff. I don't just look at an opinion on something and say- yeah, I agree with every word.
I agree that SOME girls are very contrary. I think that Svalx just doesn't like the idea of girls being like that, which is fair enough. I believe Svalx in that she is probably a trust worthy and emotionally stable person, who doesn't do the things atwood decribed. But I also believe that Svalx should appreciate what atwood said was a generalisation. No one can ever say anything about every single person of a single group with any kind of substance behind what they say.
Man, I gotta hang nail... I hate hang nails! Right on the cuticle, too! Or, maybe it's not a hang nail, but it's not pleasant and I rue its existence...
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 19:42 [#02329345]
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P.S
I just porned myself all over my clean bed sheets (and a bit on my pillow).
:'(
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 19:42 [#02329346]
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What IS porn?
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pulseclock
from Downtown 81 on 2009-09-23 19:43 [#02329348]
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whatever you do, dont watch beastiality, you will be scarred for life.
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-23 19:57 [#02329367]
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I have never and will never look at bestial porn.
But thanks for the heads up, lol!
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-09-23 20:02 [#02329377]
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u seen that 1 where the girls stickin eels up her poon tang
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pulseclock
from Downtown 81 on 2009-09-23 20:33 [#02329382]
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To Catch A Predator is such a crazy televesion show.
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-09-23 21:49 [#02329385]
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svalx - femboff tractern try dadfucktwink.com
hehe
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TroutMask
from New York City (United States) on 2009-09-23 22:30 [#02329389]
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Go down on a girl who smells like a box of easy mac down there and then pr0ns will be cool again.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2009-09-24 06:39 [#02329412]
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LAZY_TITLE
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gingaling
from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-09-24 07:13 [#02329422]
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well at least something has lifted a slightly eerie feeling from about my person for a little while.
and heres my tuppenth worth.
girls are all whorebags destined to ruin your life.
the nice ones, like what tractern wants, there nice and great to be with but will still fuck you over in the end.
the ratty ones, like what give you day to day grief, there a pain in the ass to be around but there probably less likely to royally fuck you over in the long run because you'll never really relate to and like them that much in the first place.
go find a rat to dump your balls on tractern and develop a meaningful relationship with yourself to pass the time with.
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-24 07:49 [#02329431]
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to a lesser degree!! >_< actually me and atwood share a similar view on this subject and i think you will find our views on relationship psychology are probably similar as with other mature members on XLT, (i only pretend to me immature, honest)
I would like to make a few points on romantic relationships which is common knowledge, but it might help.
Being in a relationship helps you to get to know yourself , the girl may expose your weaknesses as you will hers, if you are smart you will learn from it and develop into a more balanced person. You are bound to get hurt a few times, but this will make you stronger for the next relationship and you become wiser.
People tend to be attracted to attributes in others that they lack in themselves, for example if you are shy and quiet you might be attracted to a loud and bubbly girl, she might be attracted to you because she lacks depth and intellect. These relationships tend to break down after a certain amount of time, especially when you are young. Instead of finding the strength you lack in someone else, you have to develop it within yourself.
It's when you finally become a balanced individual that you can meet someone else who is the same and begin a ever lasting relationship that grows strong.
my views of women may seem controversial to some, because i look at the subconscious working of the mind/ false perceptions and the effects of what modern day life has on young men/women of today. that can get a bit complicated and it's not worth thinking about that now...
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Barcode
from United Kingdom on 2009-09-24 08:39 [#02329458]
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Women are so predictable in their unpredictability.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2009-09-24 09:10 [#02329477]
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thats an alternative way
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-24 09:57 [#02329501]
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haha! :D
Yeah, I see what you did there.
Just the thought of it makes me wanna stick with porn 'til I find someone who isn't gross, lulz.
What's an easy mac?
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-24 09:58 [#02329502]
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*pukes*
No, I'll be alright thanks mate... :/
I think I might have seen something of that briefly (by accident) before, actually...
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RussellDust
on 2009-09-24 10:00 [#02329504]
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Porn is quite boring. When i first began masturbating the sole source for excitement was the brain. Nothing beats it. Nowadays the younger generation is basically born in a world were porn is more available than a packet of digestives. A lot of people now think they can't do without.
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-24 10:03 [#02329507]
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hahaha!
You're a fella, ging. :)
Yeah, you put quite succinctly the way things are, I guess.
But I dunno- I would rather have something emotionally fulfilling, even if it ends badly. Things like that make you a stronger person. In the end. After a lot of horrible feelings daily, of course.
What makes you say that nice girls will fuck you over in the end?
And I kinda disagree with what you said about the "ratty ones" not fucking you over. Because they are so easy to come by, surely they will be likely to get with one of your friends or something, as they are used to being passed around and that. I don't see "ratty" girls as being good for relationships... :/
But still, I do appreciate your input. It is interesting to hear what everyone has to say on this subject, based on their personal experiences.
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-24 10:09 [#02329509]
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All wise words, simply expressed, for me to understand. Thanks! :)
Also, my uncle said something similar on the whole becoming more of a balanced person front. He said that I need to learn what it is like to be with someone a lot of the time and maybe to live with someone. I have already lived in the very same room as someone, where I worked last year and this year.
I think the main point he was trying to get across is that I need understand the significance in the real world of compromise. To not have one's way all the time. This is especially relevant to me, as I do have a very specific idea of how I want things in my life to be. I am by no means a perfectionist, just pernickity, some might say, hehe.
I think I am learning to compromise things a little more every day. But, of course, every personal improvement, specially conscious ones, occur little by little. :)
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-24 10:45 [#02329528]
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thanks ;)) yeah you need to compromise and be flexible, if you are too stubborn to learn or change you will end up very unhappy, i see people like that all the time.
I can see you are wise for your age, it's good to have that awareness, but it will take real experience to really get to grips with it, i only started working out more about women about 2 years ago, when i was your age i was clueless..
Alot of people on this MB are thinkers, which is good but also it's dangerous to over analyze everything, and in regards to relationships that can be a bad thing. I made that mistake :(
Once you develop a 'take it or leave it' attitude with women, things get so easy and you will find girls are more attracted to this, the absolute worst way to be is insecure and neurotic, which is what over analyzing will do, that seems to be a challenge for most of us though
This is a great subject anyway, me and my friends often bring this kind of thing up in out late night chats. :P
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2009-09-24 11:26 [#02329539]
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what, your dolls and teddy bear?
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-24 12:02 [#02329544]
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I agree with what you said about nice guys.
And I think this vid has some surprisingly valuable info on the subject of how not to be just a friend and become more confident and attractive. To watch the video doesn't solve the problem indefinately of course, but... I think bearing the stuff the woman in it says in mind can be helpful.
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-24 12:02 [#02329545]
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No they are real
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-24 12:05 [#02329546]
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that's it
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Steinvordhosbn
from London (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-24 12:58 [#02329552]
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I congratulate the authors on this most elaborate of pisstake threads, well done sirs.
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2009-09-24 14:01 [#02329607]
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lame as fuck
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Guybrush
from the white room on 2009-09-24 15:58 [#02329642]
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the thing is with 'nice guy syndrome' is that 'guys' who think they're 'nice guys' are usually bellends.
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-24 18:02 [#02329653]
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hahaha!
Yup, that's me! :)
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2009-09-24 19:42 [#02329667]
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go burn yr abba records
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Fah
from Netherlands, The on 2009-10-01 20:13 [#02332639]
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so uhm..
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yoyoyoyo
from Sweden on 2009-10-02 12:52 [#02332831]
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i just discovererd porn woo hooo!
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2009-10-03 07:55 [#02333043]
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congs
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detheel
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