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stefano_azevedo
from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2007-02-15 14:28 [#02050726]
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I read it is being made, but will take long time because of lack of script. How can they start making a movie without that?
I really hope it to be better than III, because that sucked and I love jurassic park I and II :)
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2007-02-15 14:31 [#02050729]
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prehaps you'll be in it and a dinosaur will eat you
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-02-15 14:40 [#02050732]
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You know, I've never seen JP2 and didn't realise there had been a JP3.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-15 14:47 [#02050736]
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The dinosaurs start breeding in the city sewer systems and team up with the ninja turtles. Halfway through the movie they find a canister of ooze and become super dinosaurs, named after famous IDM stars instead of old artists. And the dinosaurs kidnap those two kids from the first movie and their grandpa and gang rape them. The bloods and the crips team up to form the blips and battle the dinosaur mutants on their own sewer turf. In one heartbreaking scene donatello dies. But soon the dinosaurs discover pizza and throw a pizza party and even invite the blips, and they all stop fighting and have fun in the sewer feces. But meanwhile, back above ground in the city, pee wee herman had stolen some of the ooze and used it on himself and was terrorizing the neighborhood on his red bike. He still had some ooze left and poured a drop on various items for fun, each time doing a classic pee wee 'huh huh!' laugh. He made a mutant flower, fire hydrant, mailbox, worm and discarded fast food cup, and they all became a team of evil. The movie ends right there with pee wee's clenched fist shaking going 'huh huh! huh huh!' and the camera slowly pans out to reveal his evil henchmen at his side, thus leaving plenty of room for a sequal.
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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-15 14:53 [#02050743]
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twentys mutant ninja dinos! richard, tom, sean and rob
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-15 15:05 [#02050751]
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I want to see Dinos fucking.
NOT THAT CLIP OF A WOMAN TOSSING OFF TWO PTERODACTYLS.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-15 15:14 [#02050754]
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The brontosaurus skeleton was pieced together in politically correct times when scientists thought a penis of such magnitude would scare little kids, but what we think of as the brontosaurus 'neck' is actually its penis.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-15 15:15 [#02050756]
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Perhaps they should be pirates or something other than ninjas.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-15 15:21 [#02050758]
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How about they make a movie simply called "Sequal".
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2007-02-15 15:21 [#02050759]
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the first two books that have been none like the movies + where fun to read as a kido... but then...
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2007-02-15 15:21 [#02050760]
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I thought III was far better than II. It was streamlined and pretty entertaining (especially when held next to #II). Let's just hope #IV hits us with a classic (at least the FX are bound to be stunning, so that should be worth it).
Don't forget about Indiana Jones IV, Beverly Hills Cop IV, Live Free and Die Hard... the quadrilogies are coming in thick and fast after the successes of the Alien and Karate Kid Quads.
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2007-02-15 15:23 [#02050762]
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oh my next time i try preview before posting
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2007-02-15 15:26 [#02050764]
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i've had a spot on my eyelid for years. i never really thought it was actually a spot until i squeezed it tonight and it popped. i always thought it was a growth. oh and jurrasic park.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-15 15:28 [#02050767]
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That's gross and should be featured in the next movie somehow.
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glasse
from Harrisburg (United States) on 2007-02-15 17:32 [#02050810]
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III wasn't so bad.
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hedphukkerr
from mathbotton (United States) on 2007-02-15 17:36 [#02050813]
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perhaps this [NSFW!!!] will match your tastes then?
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-15 23:24 [#02050849]
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Hahahaha!
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-16 00:39 [#02050855]
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my god...!!
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2007-02-16 01:01 [#02050860]
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And Ramfuckingbo 4.
I liked JP3 too. Just a no bullshit popcorn flick, nothing wrong with that.
However back in '93 when I was 10 I thought the first one was amazing and thought the series was going to be really epic and grand. So in some ways a tight little action flick is a bit of an anti-climax. It was fun but a sense of wonder could have helped. Maybe it's too late for that now, but maybe it just doesn't matter.
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cygnus
from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-02-16 01:16 [#02050863]
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tridenti
from Milano (Italy) on 2007-02-16 05:21 [#02050914]
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I want to watch this when it comes out.
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Ezkerraldean
from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-16 09:51 [#02050991]
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clint
from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-16 10:15 [#02051001]
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brilliant :)
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-16 20:23 [#02051358]
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-16 20:24 [#02051359]
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Wrong fucking picture.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-16 20:25 [#02051361]
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Wrong fucking picture again.
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-16 20:43 [#02051364]
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i saw this straight away
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2007-02-17 01:21 [#02051396]
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