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offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2007-02-15 14:28 [#02050726]
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I read it is being made, but will take long time because of
lack of script. How can they start making a movie without
that?

I really hope it to be better than III, because that sucked
and I love jurassic park I and II :)


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2007-02-15 14:31 [#02050729]
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prehaps you'll be in it and a dinosaur will eat you


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2007-02-15 14:40 [#02050732]
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You know, I've never seen JP2 and didn't realise there had
been a JP3.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-15 14:47 [#02050736]
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The dinosaurs start breeding in the city sewer systems and
team up with the ninja turtles. Halfway through the movie
they find a canister of ooze and become super dinosaurs,
named after famous IDM stars instead of old artists. And the
dinosaurs kidnap those two kids from the first movie and
their grandpa and gang rape them. The bloods and the crips
team up to form the blips and battle the dinosaur mutants on
their own sewer turf. In one heartbreaking scene donatello
dies. But soon the dinosaurs discover pizza and throw a
pizza party and even invite the blips, and they all stop
fighting and have fun in the sewer feces. But meanwhile,
back above ground in the city, pee wee herman had stolen
some of the ooze and used it on himself and was terrorizing
the neighborhood on his red bike. He still had some ooze
left and poured a drop on various items for fun, each time
doing a classic pee wee 'huh huh!' laugh. He made a mutant
flower, fire hydrant, mailbox, worm and discarded fast food
cup, and they all became a team of evil. The movie ends
right there with pee wee's clenched fist shaking going 'huh
huh! huh huh!' and the camera slowly pans out to reveal his
evil henchmen at his side, thus leaving plenty of room for a
sequal.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-15 14:53 [#02050743]
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twentys mutant ninja dinos!
richard, tom, sean and rob


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-15 15:05 [#02050751]
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I want to see Dinos fucking.

NOT THAT CLIP OF A WOMAN TOSSING OFF TWO PTERODACTYLS.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-15 15:14 [#02050754]
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The brontosaurus skeleton was pieced together in politically
correct times when scientists thought a penis of such
magnitude would scare little kids, but what we think of as
the brontosaurus 'neck' is actually its penis.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-15 15:15 [#02050756]
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Perhaps they should be pirates or something other than
ninjas.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-15 15:21 [#02050758]
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How about they make a movie simply called "Sequal".


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2007-02-15 15:21 [#02050759]
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the first two books that have been none like the movies
+ where fun to read as a kido... but then...


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2007-02-15 15:21 [#02050760]
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I thought III was far better than II. It was streamlined and
pretty entertaining (especially when held next to #II).
Let's just hope #IV hits us with a classic (at least the FX
are bound to be stunning, so that should be worth it).

Don't forget about Indiana Jones IV, Beverly Hills Cop IV,
Live Free and Die Hard... the quadrilogies are coming in
thick and fast after the successes of the Alien and Karate
Kid Quads.


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2007-02-15 15:23 [#02050762]
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oh my next time i try preview before posting


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2007-02-15 15:26 [#02050764]
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i've had a spot on my eyelid for years. i never really
thought it was actually a spot until i squeezed it tonight
and it popped. i always thought it was a growth. oh and
jurrasic park.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-15 15:28 [#02050767]
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That's gross and should be featured in the next movie
somehow.


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2007-02-15 17:32 [#02050810]
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III wasn't so bad.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2007-02-15 17:36 [#02050813]
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perhaps this [NSFW!!!] will match your tastes then?


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-15 23:24 [#02050849]
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Hahahaha!


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-16 00:39 [#02050855]
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my god...!!


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2007-02-16 01:01 [#02050860]
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And Ramfuckingbo 4.

I liked JP3 too. Just a no bullshit popcorn flick, nothing
wrong with that.

However back in '93 when I was 10 I thought the first one
was amazing and thought the series was going to be really
epic and grand. So in some ways a tight little action flick
is a bit of an anti-climax. It was fun but a sense of wonder
could have helped. Maybe it's too late for that now, but
maybe it just doesn't matter.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2007-02-16 01:16 [#02050863]
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offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2007-02-16 05:21 [#02050914]
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I want to watch this when it comes out.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-16 09:51 [#02050991]
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innit


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offline clint from Silencio... (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-16 10:15 [#02051001]
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brilliant :)


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-16 20:23 [#02051358]
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xltronic


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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-16 20:24 [#02051359]
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Wrong fucking picture.

xltrroiwaoij


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offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-16 20:25 [#02051361]
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Wrong fucking picture again.

HHHH


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offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2007-02-16 20:43 [#02051364]
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i saw this straight away


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offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2007-02-17 01:21 [#02051396]
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LAZY?_TRAILER


 


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