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can i remix a Grinning Ape tune? if so which one? THANKS IN ADVANCE! |
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no.love. |
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I've just had the police called out on me for the second time in two months. That's what you get for telling your neighbours they can't build over your property, then when the refuse to listen, you repeatedly call them a cunt AND they don't know quite what it is your saying despite the intention being clear enough to warrant... calling the police. Hey, those awful tracks in full |
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Apart from any tracks which are labelled "sts_" something as they belong to the mighty, and I mean mighty, |
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I hate being in this country, I might as well spill it out here. I'm thinking very seriously of relocating back to dear old England. Probably not London, to be fair, but maybe Cornwall. Or Bristol. .. Oxford? There's a reason this is called the Third World, and it's not because the people are all that fucking clever. |
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I can't grasp why you moved there in the first place. |
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My wife.... my wife. Plus I thought that "it was funny". |
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your wife is moinoid/ |
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Now you are asking for it, you little bum bandit. |
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in england neighbours are often cunts also, i think its a tradition |
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If she's willing to move to a civilized place, go for it. Thats my 2 cents. |
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i only have eyes for dog_belch bum |
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I know, I've gone over this... I know I'll never be happy... I'm a rich person in a poor person's body, I want it all but I'm not prepared to work for it, wherever I go there'll be something to fucking moan about... but this place is too much. So for all my self aggrandising, I am living in the shit that I deserve, so take solace in that. FUCK. |
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Move to England, drink less and start excersising, and observe how your overall happyness will increase with 300%. |
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i don't get it why someone would want to move back to uk.. |
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because its better than the shithole backwater you live in? |
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i doubt it |
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i suppose some places in cornwall or scotland would be nice though. |
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Up until a couple of months ago I'd have agreed but now... pffffffffffff.. I don't know what to think anymore, at least you can get on in tht UK, god fucking knows what I'd ever do in this hole, sit here like a twat being "funny" on XLT until I died. |
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I'm thinking of moving to Cornwall. Especially for the climate. I don't know how many more North Scotland winters I can endure. |
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it is a bit remote i guess..if you were 60 it would be different maybe. but old europe is where it's at. |
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You should move to Hungary. That's a nice place. |
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haha |
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I don't need to move to Hungary, I already work with 5 of them. (and rising). |
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yeah move to padstow. you'd fit in well with the local traditions there. |
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Aren't they friendly? The people are quite friendly in the village i go to sometimes. Apart from when they find out you're half English. Budapest is a very nice city, and has some very bizarre clubs (I mean things straight out of a Lynch movie) if you're in the right/wrong place at the right/wrong time. |
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Yep, I get on very well with them. Plus, they teach me bits of Hungarian which they find terribly amusing. Well, I always say "Choomie" (don't know how it's spelt - it's "hello/goodbye") whenever they are leaving. |
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they're probably taking the piss |
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Not everyone is such a prick as you. |
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haha and u didn't believe me when i said you are slowly morphing into monoid. |
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wow i only went away for to call my girlfriend a cunt repeatedly for 45 minutes and this blossomed! i shall look at these tracks tomorrow. dont come back to england dog_belch im sure where you are (chile?) at least you wont get thwarted by beauracracy (sp?) at EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TURN. just try setting up a record label and shop devoted to 'library' or 'mood' music. its a complete nightmare. ill be moving to my sisters place in sri lanka in 2008. any advice on coping with the third world move? also i cant belive my girlfriend took it for that long... |
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oh come on.... sigh |
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Funnily enough, I also work with about 4 or 5 Sri Lankans. Are you sure you want to move there, Maran tells me some pretty crazy stories. Still a lot of civil unrest there. |
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My advice? Never anything fucking ever. |
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Somebody here should add some MAD BEATS to The Rite Of Spring. Now that would be an exciting remix. If you ever haven't got the self-will to shout at someone who deserves it, or to go into work, I recommend putting that Stravinsky piece on and going "grrr" and whipping yourself into an energetic rage. It's good for progress. |
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i bloody well wouldnt if it wasnt for my sister. her and her husband are building a big house and bakery as hes a chef (for tourists. the diet there is rice based apparently) as well as 5 small holiday villas. one of those is where i shall live although i suspect it may only be for the six nicest months of the year. the other six i shall spend at my parents living 'the good life' (they are hippies). |
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repeat ad infinitum |
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I kind of whipped myself into that frame of mind, simply by supplanting "The Rite of Spring" with 8 cans of Heineken. |
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hahaha is it really that bad? i mean really? |
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Are Sri Lankan laws anything like India's? I had a friend who married an Indian girl and moved to India and built a guest-house. However, it was taken away from him by bureaucrats - something to do with land-ownership. |
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bascially all their stuff has been built on good faith due to the fact they were in sri lanka during the tsunami and saved six natives lives. they also sent over a load of nike trainers and levis and DVD players and shit afterwards as bribery to make sure thered be no fuck ups. no bureaucrats yet... brand names are a valid economy over there it appears |
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I can't begin to describe. It's a shame, a combination of self deceit, wishful thinking and a lack of planning. I'm no fucking eco tourist, fuck this nature shit. |
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haha! heineken! i knew you were a panzy all along hahahahah |
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come back to us in england... you can get a new wife! and if not you can always go gay without fear of ritual burning! |
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It's export strength you fucking pansy landlord. |
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I was thinking about going gay, just as an option, it would solve a lot of problems and you'd never be without cock.. it's a shame heterosexuality doesn't work the same way, least not for me, but you have to go with the breaks. |
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Nothing better then a good old bottle of port or baileys! |
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yes cock on demand. even if youre not fully in to it thats still a shedload of decent blowjobs. |
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Well, exactly, statistically it's worth, surely, the arse ache. |
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You can be a top instead of a bottom - that way you'll only have a smelly cock rather than a sore bumhole. |
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