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offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2006-11-24 13:50 [#02007333]
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intelligent life is over my wonders.
if the Universe can produce tasty lifeforms is enough.


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2006-11-24 13:51 [#02007335]
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discuss recipes!!!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-11-24 13:55 [#02007340]
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there has gotta be something, somewhere out there, there has
to be, but ive never been able to even see a small proof of
evidence that it currently exists


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-11-24 13:56 [#02007342]
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Digable Planets, what was that about?


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-11-24 13:57 [#02007345]
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god you remember everything, what song did they have ?


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-11-24 13:59 [#02007348]
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I can't remember.


 

offline sneakattack on 2006-11-24 14:50 [#02007411]
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I heard that on GANYMEDE there are these snakes which, after
roasted about 32 hours, have their toxicity mellowed into
delicious spiciness. more importantly, they are 2x longer
than the average person's intestinal tract, so if you can
control your gag reflex, you can continuously eat it and
start shitting it out without finishing. you have to train
your jaw muscles to chew that long.

on another moon of jupiter, there are these little birds
which, after you eat and shit them, an uncatalyzed part
finally goes through a reaction in EARTH AIR, which causes
the shit to become quite tasty.


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2006-11-24 15:44 [#02007463]
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those snakes require some practice but looks delicious.

the shit reaction is a combustion or an oxidation?
nu-tastes.


 

offline Phobiazero from the next Xltronic (Sweden) on 2006-11-24 15:48 [#02007465]
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since most of us will be androids at the time we're
exploring other planets and solar systems in-depth, we won't
need food as we know it today.


 

offline Phobiazero from the next Xltronic (Sweden) on 2006-11-24 15:49 [#02007466]
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android:


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offline Phobiazero from the next Xltronic (Sweden) on 2006-11-24 15:49 [#02007467]
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more androids:


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offline staz on 2006-11-24 15:50 [#02007468]
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androids are gay i want to be a cyborg


 

offline Phobiazero from the next Xltronic (Sweden) on 2006-11-24 15:53 [#02007469]
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cyborg:


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offline Phobiazero from the next Xltronic (Sweden) on 2006-11-24 15:54 [#02007470]
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i'm an android and my gf is a cyborg:


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offline xceque on 2006-11-24 16:06 [#02007471]
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All right, own up. Who's hacked Phobz account?


 

offline Sclah from Freudian Slipmat on 2006-11-24 16:25 [#02007490]
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I have a Tuborg


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-11-24 16:25 [#02007491]
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Oh, is that why v2 is taking so long?


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2006-11-24 16:28 [#02007494]
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it doesnt matter if we need food or not, we will eat simply
because eating is pleasurable.


 

offline Phobiazero from the next Xltronic (Sweden) on 2006-11-24 16:29 [#02007497]
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now you're too narrow-minded....


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2006-11-24 16:30 [#02007499]
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we can defecate the snake before we finish to eat it...


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2006-11-25 01:32 [#02007610]
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I bet there's things out there that we can't fathom.
Organisms the size of Jupiter.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2006-11-25 01:36 [#02007611]
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With boobs the size of Venus.


 

offline sneakattack on 2006-11-25 01:43 [#02007614]
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COMEON finish your damned joke.

"WITH AN ANUS THE SIZE OF URA..

i will kill you


 

offline sneakattack on 2006-11-25 01:44 [#02007615]
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also you should have picked pluto and its moon, since their
sizes are PRETTY close.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2006-11-25 01:47 [#02007616]
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Penis the size of Venus and Anus the size of Uranus

And they drive cars the size of Mars

raff out roud


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2006-11-25 01:50 [#02007618]
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No but seriously. There are aliens.



 

offline sneakattack on 2006-11-25 01:58 [#02007619]
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yeah but they don't give a shit about us, and will hide for
a long time.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-25 02:26 [#02007621]
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To Serve Man


 

offline imdex from Argentina on 2006-11-25 17:58 [#02007932]
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están hablando de caca


 


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