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offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-29 00:07 [#01994303]
Points: 5733 Status: Addict



fuck that. all dirty and brown.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2006-10-29 00:18 [#01994306]
Points: 9958 Status: Lurker



You know, I don't like anal sex. It makes me want to run to
the shower right after and wash with javex.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2006-10-29 00:43 [#01994290]
Points: 4910 Status: Lurker



(straight) anal: yay or nay?

Emphatic yay for me. I don't subscribe to this in hole/out
hole nonsense.


 

offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2006-10-29 00:45 [#01994292]
Points: 3114 Status: Addict



ah why not on girls if they want hehehehe


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2006-10-29 00:46 [#01994294]
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haha, that's the spirit


 

offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2006-10-29 00:48 [#01994295]
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nit that i have any experiations of sex of what so ever hehe


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2006-10-29 00:50 [#01994296]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to Wolfslice: #01994290



Would you let your girlfriend hit your poop chute with a
strap on? Maybe a real small one at first, then larger and
larger.


 

offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2006-10-29 00:51 [#01994297]
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a man of experiation ?


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2006-10-29 00:53 [#01994298]
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someone's pullin out the ace early.

First I would try to explain that girls take and guys
give... if that wasnt working (it probably wont if the
strap-on-card is being played in the first place) I would
*probably* consent to a small strap on if it granted me the
anal access. That's just me bein honest.

But it's still not quite fair.


 

offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2006-10-29 00:56 [#01994299]
Points: 3114 Status: Addict



i just listen to analord ok


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2006-10-29 00:57 [#01994300]
Points: 4910 Status: Lurker



that is ok


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2006-10-29 00:58 [#01994301]
Points: 4910 Status: Lurker



Now I'm listening to analord :*(


 

offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2006-10-29 00:59 [#01994302]
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hu hu hu


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2006-10-29 02:38 [#01994315]
Points: 4910 Status: Lurker



I am not quite sure how you hijacked the top of my thread.
Maybe some daylight savings server mishap


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-29 03:02 [#01994334]
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anal is ace,i look forward to anal treat days


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-10-29 03:14 [#01994336]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular | Followup to hanal: #01994334



from urban dictionary;

'anal treat'

A euphemism for analingus involving the anus of a young gay
male who's man-hole is seen as especially sweet, pink and
tasty.

When Tony spread open the cheeks of his smooth, sublime
buttocks, Mike had a definite jones for an anal treat.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-29 03:18 [#01994338]
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yep


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-10-29 09:52 [#01994453]
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Fuck me, no. Nothing goes up the ass IMO. I would only do
it, if the girl really wanted it, and was really into it,
and was perfectly clean clean CLEAN.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-10-29 10:13 [#01994467]
Points: 6474 Status: Lurker



Da chick would have to have an enema first.


 

offline nene from United States on 2006-10-29 10:13 [#01994468]
Points: 1475 Status: Lurker



wouldn't the cleanliness of the strap-on be more important?


 

offline nene from United States on 2006-10-29 10:14 [#01994469]
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oh you mean the other way around. nevermind.


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-10-29 10:15 [#01994471]
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I agree. But the whole thought of an enema isn't really
sexy, is it? Pussy is good enough for me.


 

offline nene from United States on 2006-10-29 10:20 [#01994474]
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I like a dildo in my ass. it feels incredibly good.


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2006-10-29 10:21 [#01994476]
Points: 4882 Status: Lurker



sweet
PiN
kaNdta
stY


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2006-10-29 10:41 [#01994488]
Points: 4667 Status: Lurker



keep sex dirty. vote anal 2006.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-10-29 11:08 [#01994505]
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All this talk of the anus being dirty, as if the muff is the
most hygenic place in the world, would you keep your
dentures in there?


 

offline nene from United States on 2006-10-29 11:09 [#01994508]
Points: 1475 Status: Lurker



I don't wear dentures.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-29 11:12 [#01994511]
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Well there's more germs in the mouth than on the ring of the
anus so I would rather keep them there than in the mouth.


 

offline nene from United States on 2006-10-29 11:12 [#01994512]
Points: 1475 Status: Lurker



I was looking at extreme insertion videos a little while ago
and came across a lady with prolapsed rectum. I seriously
felt like I could throw up for a little bit. be careful and
use common sense guys. *nbc the more you know*


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-29 11:12 [#01994514]
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Is that the one where she does a sort of Cum Volcano out of
her ass?


 

offline nene from United States on 2006-10-29 11:14 [#01994518]
Points: 1475 Status: Lurker



I don't think there was any cream pie involved, just
sickening irreversible damage to the end of the alimentary
canal. I feel so sorry for her, I might not be able to look
at any more porn for a good couple of hours.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-29 11:15 [#01994519]
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Hey, at least you didn't download Max Hardcore thinking it
was a cool title and not some fucked up old army dude.


 

offline nene from United States on 2006-10-29 11:17 [#01994522]
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one reasonably sized dildo or penis is enough for any anus.
also, use plenty of lube. get nice and horny first. tease
the anus. start by inserting one finger, then two, then
three if you feel up to it. *nbc the more you know*


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-29 11:19 [#01994523]
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Sometimes, not always, the lube isn't needed. The juice from
the vagina has created enough lubrication that it covers the
anus too. Always useful.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-29 11:21 [#01994526]
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offline nene from United States on 2006-10-29 11:21 [#01994528]
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you can't have too much lube for the anus, trust me. after
seeing the pictures of that poor lady, my worst fear is now
that my rectum will somehow prolapse. I'm gonna be checking
in the mirror at least a couple of times a day.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-29 11:22 [#01994530]
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offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2006-10-29 11:27 [#01994533]
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i put it in a girls but once. it smelled horrible afterwards
and it was very awkwards. she also got really sick the next
day. maybe she should have taken a shit before hand..


 

offline nene from United States on 2006-10-29 12:51 [#01994587]
Points: 1475 Status: Lurker



I really don't think guys should fuck a girl in the ass
until they've tried it on themselves.


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2006-10-29 13:37 [#01994644]
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It's grrrrreat


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-29 13:41 [#01994648]
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enema not sexy?


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-10-29 13:42 [#01994650]
Points: 6474 Status: Lurker



I could care less whether a girl liked anal or not.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2006-10-30 05:01 [#01994864]
Points: 4910 Status: Lurker



anal porn is nice


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-30 10:46 [#01995128]
Points: 4669 Status: Lurker



My missus loves it up her bum.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-30 12:07 [#01995192]
Points: 5733 Status: Addict



why the fuck is my post at the top? i didnt start this
thread.


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-10-30 13:22 [#01995276]
Points: 5499 Status: Lurker



Shit goes out the ass, and thats that.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-30 13:25 [#01995278]
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nah, you can put plugs and cocks and even entire fists in
there


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-30 13:28 [#01995280]
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mine takes two full fists


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2006-10-30 13:28 [#01995281]
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and recycle?


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-10-30 13:31 [#01995282]
Points: 4540 Status: Regular | Followup to DirtyPriest: #01995276



you're wrong, lots and lots of people put things up their
butt everyday *nbc the more you know*


 


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