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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-10-26 20:28 [#01993226]
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I began to feel a headache on sunday, right under my eyes. later I developed a fever. the next day was similar, I took advil. I thought it was a sinus infection or flu. The next day I began noticing an odd amount of blood in my poop, along with the sensation that I wasn't done pooping. Today my eye-headache feels a bit better, but I'm developing a sore throat and my joints are stiff (my fingers and spine mostly). Just about 20 minutes ago I felt bloated as I do every 20 minutes (right now I feel bloated) and needed to go to the bathroom for the 50th time today. barely anything came out. I wiped. the tissue showed blood and what looked to be a jellyfish. I feel like I'm dieing and I might actually be. I may let a doctor take a gander at my anus tomorrow... :(
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impakt
from where we do not speak of! on 2006-10-26 20:35 [#01993227]
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You should, rectal bleeding is not a good sign. Could be an ulcer.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-10-26 20:37 [#01993228]
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anytime you vomit/piss/shit blood, is the time to see a doctor.
don't even hesitate.
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impakt
from where we do not speak of! on 2006-10-26 20:50 [#01993230]
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Yeah, it's a nice rule of thumb.
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B123
from The wicked underbelly (Australia) on 2006-10-26 23:32 [#01993245]
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Ive spewed, pissed, and shat more blood than you've had cooked dinners...
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-27 04:42 [#01993280]
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congratulations, you're pregnant
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-27 04:47 [#01993281]
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haha
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darkpromenade
from Australia on 2006-10-27 05:10 [#01993284]
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"I wiped. the tissue showed blood and what looked to be a jellyfish."
you have a jellyfish up your arse. go to a doctor.
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-10-27 12:24 [#01993469]
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same thing today. I also lost my wallet this morning on the way to the commons. I know I lost it between point A and B, but I can't find it no matter how many times I retrace my blood trail
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uzim
on 2006-10-27 12:35 [#01993475]
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definitely go and see a doctor... i hope you'll be okay soon! : (
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-10-27 12:43 [#01993478]
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I hope it's something fatal and I only have a few weeks to live. That would make me very very happy. It's probably just some annoying disease thought, one that will make this lingering life more unbearable.
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-10-27 12:44 [#01993479]
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though*
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uzim
on 2006-10-27 12:47 [#01993482]
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now that's yet another problem... : (
why do you want to die? is the disease depressing you or is there something else?
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-27 16:36 [#01993637]
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my finger started aching and now there's a red area on it that hurts if I touch it.
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ecnadniarb
on 2006-10-27 16:42 [#01993641]
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Take it out of your arse then?
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-27 16:44 [#01993642]
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don't you think it's better that I keep it warm?
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-10-27 16:45 [#01993643]
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not to downplay drunken mastah's woe, but I'm going to respond to uzim.
well, I know I've not felt real great most of my life, but no doctor has ever officially said that I'm "depressed" because I don't cut myself and my attempts at suicide are always in my dreams (there's no real risk of me doing it in real life). I've come to a point in my life where I have to do something, and I'd be perfectly happy to pass up that opportunity.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-27 16:47 [#01993645]
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seriously, if you were serious and you still haven't seen a doctor, do it!
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-10-27 16:55 [#01993649]
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I am tomorrow morning. I'm not looking forward to having my anus probed
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2006-10-27 16:57 [#01993650]
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you'll feel pain at first, but then it'll be oh so goooooooood
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2006-10-27 17:34 [#01993669]
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A jellyfish, lol...
BTW, you should get a colonoscopy. It's really the only way to be absolutely sure about anything that's going on in your ass. They knock you out with great drugs and shit and you'll never know what hit you.
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-10-27 20:22 [#01993738]
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really? everyone I know who's had one has been wide awake...
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OK
on 2006-10-28 16:09 [#01994166]
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sounds fun
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-10-29 12:25 [#01994561]
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update: I went to the emergency room on saturday morning. A woman stuck her finger up my butt. They sent me home, not believing that I had been having fevers since my white blood cell count was normal and at the time I didn't have a significant temperature. I went home and my temperature was 102.2 (on tylenol, which reduces temperatures pretty well) and I shat afterbirth and felt like someone was punching me in the gut whenever I breathed in. I feel the same today, I'm going to my real doctor tomorrow and will end up getting very behind in school work as a result.
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-10-29 12:28 [#01994562]
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oh and I think that headache I've had all week was a symptom of my brain being cooked.
one last thing, I finished my website. Can anyone tell me why when you click on the mp3 links it prompts you to save? I want it to play in a new window unless you right click and save as.
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Bill Burroughs
from Colombia on 2006-10-29 12:30 [#01994564]
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i suggest you've been visiting clapham common
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-10-29 12:32 [#01994565]
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I don't know what you're saying, get out of my thread
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2006-10-29 12:55 [#01994590]
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Colonoscopy, you know you want it.
And what kind of demented doctor gives you a colonoscopy while you're AWAKE? The only thing I remember is waking up with a little tube in my butt and giggling when the nurse plucked it out. Lots of fun.
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-10-29 13:02 [#01994602]
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whoever my dad's doctor is I guess. He has crones and almost died last year. He had very similar preceding symptoms as I'm having right now...hmm
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mortsto-x
from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2006-10-29 13:24 [#01994627]
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Don't go to the doctor. If you mix anus and youtube, you can be famous!
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rad smiles
on 2006-10-29 14:18 [#01994680]
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well there goes my appetite.
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-11-05 18:54 [#01998245]
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anus update: still bloody, today I shat out black blood as well as red. I have to squat on the toilet or else it feels very bad. I still have a fever as well, and tylenol is not working anymore. I'm going on 3 weeks of this, my doctor says "probably a virus, just wait and see"
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-11-05 18:57 [#01998249]
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is the black plague a virus?
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-11-05 19:01 [#01998250]
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I thought plagues tended to be viruses most of the time...so maybe
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-11-05 19:07 [#01998252]
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doctors always say "oh, that's normal" and they can be referring to almost anything because what they mean to say is "oh, that's normal for a diseased pulsing sack of barely living flesh, like yourself"
my dad was sent home from the hospital when he had a temperature of 105 because the doctor couldn't figure out why he had the temperature. logic.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-11-05 19:09 [#01998254]
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"dunno"
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impakt
from where we do not speak of! on 2006-11-05 19:09 [#01998255]
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Threads like these makes me appreciate Norway even more!
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-11-05 19:21 [#01998257]
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Norway doesn't do virii.
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OK
on 2006-11-06 15:35 [#01998598]
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virii does norway.
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OK
on 2006-11-06 15:35 [#01998599]
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in soviet rusia
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B123
from The wicked underbelly (Australia) on 2006-11-06 15:51 [#01998607]
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what the hell is up with medical care in your country? it sounds very poor.. I think maybe you should be pushing the point with these guys.. have you had any blood tests yet?
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-11-06 16:37 [#01998623]
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somehow telling your doctor you're shitting blood on a regular basis and him saying "meh, it'll pass" does seem kind of weird.
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OK
on 2006-11-06 20:22 [#01998681]
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yes, i think you're not telling them the whole set of symptoms
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B123
from The wicked underbelly (Australia) on 2006-11-06 20:30 [#01998687]
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SAVE SCUP!
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-11-06 20:39 [#01998692]
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I spent all night making a complete list of symptoms, down to the most minor, such as "I've developed pimples behind my ears..." I also had diagrams of my irregular looking poop and a history of my body temperature for every night for a week (100-103F every night). I read this and gave it to my doctor, only to have him say it might be "something you picked up from someone at school" or irritable bowel syndrome. My blood tests came back normal for white blood cell count, and my "stool sample" that didn't actually have any stool in it, came back normal as well (I asked if they looked at it).
It seems like the doctors I'm in contact with cannot hold anything in their heads, as soon as I mention another symptom, they forget about the previous one. It's very frustrating, and they convince me every time that I'm fine. But it'll be three weeks this weekend, and I'm cancelling going to my friends birthday (who I haven't seen since summer) in order to go to the doctors. He mentioned "if this had been going on for 2 or 3 weeks, that's when we'd be a little more concerned..." so hopefully he's more concerned this time.
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-11-06 20:44 [#01998693]
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also when I gave the list of symptoms to my doctor, he was immediately more concerned about my compulsive dreams that kept me awake and writing the list (sort of repetitive thoughts about usually nonsensical things, in this case I couldn't stop thinking about arranging myself and the universe into little "plots" or boxes, causing me to thrash about in my bed)
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-V-
from Ensenada Drive on 2006-11-06 21:24 [#01998696]
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The repetitive thought thing happens to me usually when I wake up at night and feel physically ill. One time I was trying to move a piano up a staircase over and over from a zoomed out view point, sort of like a video game. Another time I was convinced I had to train for a position on a submarine and looped the thought of picturing that top entrance door as several different and unrelated objects over and over and over again. It's painful in a strange sort of way.
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B123
from The wicked underbelly (Australia) on 2006-11-06 22:38 [#01998699]
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It sounds like you doctor is completely incompetent, what an absolute shame.
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Anus_Presley
on 2006-11-07 05:25 [#01998745]
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i'm having the same prroblem with my physiotherrapist, i can't seem to get what i say into his thick skull.
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Dannn_
from United Kingdom on 2006-11-07 06:06 [#01998750]
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get well soon scuppers
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