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I have an interesting set of symptoms:
 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-11-07 20:31 [#01999053]
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my next appointment is this friday and I'm afraid I might be
getting better. yesterday I didn't have a temperature at
night, and today I felt pretty much fine (except a little
nauseous when eating, but otherwise no headaches or fevers)
and I only have a temperature of 99.1F right now. I'm still
shitting strawberry-chocolate desserts though, and there's
no sign of that letting up.

I'm afraid of going to the doctors and not having a fever or
any outward signs of distress, if my doctor sees me looking
healthy he'll completely dismiss me


 

offline OK on 2006-11-08 10:07 [#01999198]
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Please look at this. Then comment.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-11-08 10:37 [#01999203]
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If he won't believe you and when you gave a stool sample it
had no blood, why don't you take a picture of it next time
it happens and take it with you? It sounds a bit gross but
it's necessary. This is a big deal. If he won't help you,
tell him you want a second opinion and ask to be referred to
some sort of specialist. You need to be firm with him cos
this is a serious thing. Blood and... slimy
discharge/jellyfish aren't meant to come out of your ass.
That also isn't what happens with Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
Maybe some unbearable stomach cramps and bloatedness but it
really isn't common to shit blood with it. If you DO have
IBS then it's a very serious case of it, and he should be
giving you some tablets (like "Colofac") to try to see if
they'll sort it out or at least get rid of the symptoms. At
the very least he should be giving you advice to help you
change your diet to avoid the foods that are triggering it
off. He shouldn't just be saying that it'll go away by
itself. It might do, but it probably won't as it's been
going on for 3 weeks now.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-11-08 11:45 [#01999219]
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I didn't say my stool sample didn't have blood, I said it
was entirely blood (no poop was in the sample). My
doctor didn't see it though, this was at the ER. And I'm
positive it isn't irritable bowel syndrome, unless it's a
new kind with completely different symptoms. If my doctor
does nothing this week, I'll be going to a new doctor.

Anus update: at 5am this morning I woke up to excruciating
anal pain. It was like a really bad charlie horse (bare in
mind, people have different definitions of charlie horses,
but it's the only way I can describe it) right inside the
anal opening. I squatted on the toilet and farted and
leaked blood for a few minutes and it went away.


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-11-08 11:57 [#01999225]
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Jesus man. It's probably the first time i see the words
"anus update" and not feel like laughing the least bit.

I really feel sorry for you dude.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2006-11-08 12:50 [#01999253]
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I have Ulcerative Colitis so I completely sympathize. But
man your symptoms sound extra bad. And speaking from
experience, I say you should do whatever you must to get a
colonoscopy. They tested my stool and my blood and
everything else 'till the cows came home. Nothing.

I hope you don't have Crohns or something.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2006-11-09 16:23 [#01999681]
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Is this you?

LAZY_OOOF


 

offline OK on 2006-11-09 16:30 [#01999683]
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no one saw the link i posted? it's very relevant.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2006-11-09 16:45 [#01999692]
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I know I don't know you very well, but quite honestly I am
worried about you, man. You don't need me to tell you that
your symptoms are serious, but please get to a better doctor
as soon as you can! You might be within the window to treat
whatever affliction it turns out you have, but if you keep
putting off you could be in serious danger. Please go to a
different doctor ASAP.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2006-11-09 17:43 [#01999742]
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You're gonna scare him.

I'm sure you'll be fine and there is a myriad of drugs out
there for things like this, if it comes to that, one will
work for you. Also you crapped out jellyfish, how cool is
that?


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2006-11-09 17:57 [#01999756]
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Dude.... he's been shitting copious amounts of blood and
experiencing excruciating cramps. I'm no doctor, but that
sounds slightly serious.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2006-11-09 18:00 [#01999758]
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I went through the same thing and it's not like it was ass
cancer or something. I think he said his dad has Crohns?
With a family histroy, could very well be something like
that. Just relax and FORCE your doctor to look inside your
butt, or get a new doctor, sort it out.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2006-11-09 18:04 [#01999761]
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I don't mean to scare him, but ever since my grandmother
past away last year due to complications from internal
bleeding, I try to encourage people to get themselves
seriously checked by a doctor when I hear of things like
this.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2006-11-09 18:10 [#01999767]
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Yeah I agree. But at the same time, I guess I like the
casual ''it's probably nothing THAT serious'' approach
rather than ''that sounds damn serious!'' approach.

But yeah either way, you have to hurry up and confirm that
it's ''probably nothing THAT serious''.

I can't see it being cancer or whatever.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2006-11-09 19:23 [#01999794]
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Well, your philosophy probably saves lives, believe it or
not. Mind over matter/body, as they say. If you can convince
yourself that you are sick (hypochondria) then shouldn't you
be able to convince yourself that you are not?


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2006-11-09 19:25 [#01999795]
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Ok so I didn't actually make a point, but, perhaps if Scup
thinks positively through this ordeal, the healing process
will be eased?

note: I am not condoning self-diagnosis/treatment. I still
feel that Scup should visit a doctor but I believe that
keeping a positive mind can still be beneficial even through
the worst diseases.

And no, I don't think he has cancer either. :)


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2006-11-09 19:26 [#01999796]
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visit a doctor = visit a different doctor...

damnit I suck tonight.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-11-09 19:43 [#01999812]
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I'm off to the doctors in the morning. These past few days
have been ok, no fevers or headaches. Although now it feels
like my liver is exploding every once in a while, and there
was that odd anus cramping the other night. I'm afraid by
tomorrow I will be completely better, seemingly.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-11-09 19:48 [#01999814]
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surely when you say "my anus was cramping last night" they
won't go "ah.. but is it cramping right now, mr.
_bucket..?"


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-11-09 19:50 [#01999816]
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I wouldn't be so sure. More likely he'll say nothing and
move on to something more benign


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-11-09 19:57 [#01999823]
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how do you mean, "move on to something more benign"..?

"mmyes.. no blood squirting out of your nose, mr. _bucket.
that's a good sign."


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-11-09 20:02 [#01999825]
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I mean he'll say, "how are your headaches?" or "when was
your last fever?" or "any pain in your stomach, any at
all...comon, not just a little" "ok maybe a little" "eureka,
irritable bowel syndrome. Eat fiber or something. NEXT!"


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-11-09 20:03 [#01999828]
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can't you get a second opinion? a REAL second opinion, from
a different doctor?


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2006-11-09 20:05 [#01999830]
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That gets my vote.

Scup, its good to hear that you're seeing the doctor again
tomorrow, but at the same time, I feel its worth your while
to see a different doctor. Unless you already are, in which
case forgive my general lack of cognitive capacity.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-11-09 20:06 [#01999831]
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it's possible, I already have two "opinions" from two
doctors. their opinions are "uh, go away" and "I don't
know, maybe IBS or something, go away"

I've not met a doctor who seems any better than these ones
though. Their all pretty strung out and (thus) dismissive


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-11-09 20:07 [#01999834]
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their? THEIR?! no, not me, I wouldn't make that
mistake


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-11-09 20:11 [#01999837]
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could you ask people you know how their doctors are and if
they seem okay, maybe see one of them?


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-11-09 20:13 [#01999839]
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the thing is, I'm at a school that has one resident "doctor"
who I wouldn't even bother with. The school is also in the
middle of nowhere in the northern section of Maine (barely
any population up here besides the school). The next closest
doctor is a 3 hour drive south


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-11-09 20:15 [#01999840]
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surely there are more than two doctors in the town your
school is in?


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-11-09 20:15 [#01999841]
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I only know extremely healthy people, one of which goes to
the same doctor as me. Besides that, I've only heard horror
stories about everyone's doctors


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-11-09 20:15 [#01999842]
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which doesn't matter if they're all crap, ofcourse..


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2006-11-09 20:15 [#01999843]
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Well, I suppose if your anus continues to leak blood at an
alarming rate, the 3 hour drive won't seem as long. :D

At any rate, I wish you the best of luck and hope you're not
in too much discomfort during this period.


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-09 20:16 [#01999844]
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perhaps they're simply waiting to feed on your corpse :(


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2006-11-09 20:17 [#01999845]
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"I wish you the best of luck"

does that sound insincere? I hope not.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2006-11-09 20:17 [#01999846]
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thats some creepy shit right there, just the idea of that.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-11-09 20:18 [#01999847]
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ah, the old "medics feeding on their patients' weak diseased
bodies" gambit, eh?


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-11-09 20:20 [#01999848]
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zephyr twin: no it didn't sound insincere

else: I'm going to the doctor tomorrow, I will update you
all promptly


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-11-09 20:20 [#01999849]
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unless he eats me


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2006-11-09 20:22 [#01999850]
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hahah


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-09 20:24 [#01999853]
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just hide the knives and forks.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2006-11-09 20:28 [#01999856]
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you mean the scalpels and forceps?


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2006-11-09 20:32 [#01999861]
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only if he's an amateur


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-11-09 20:33 [#01999862]
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surely they can use bare hands.

they're trained professionals.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-11-10 18:11 [#02000405]
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I went to the doctors today, they are doing blood tests for
the Usual plus lime disease and mono. I'm also going to see
a gastroentomo...--a butt doctor in a week or so. I just
shat some nice looking breed of jellyfish, brilliantly red
and wiggly


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-11-10 18:35 [#02000416]
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you are fucking nasty for sharing all this crap with us.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-11-10 19:09 [#02000428]
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really?


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-11-21 14:06 [#02005730]
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an update: the last four times I've defecated I have not
bled out my lower orifice.

That doctors appointment I went to a few weeks ago, I still
haven't gotten the results of my bloodtests. I also set up
an appointment for a colonoscopy; the earliest appointment
available was january 15...


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2006-11-21 14:19 [#02005751]
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So will you be asleep during it? Bloodtests are gay and this
will solve all.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2006-11-21 14:31 [#02005767]
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I don't know, they may just give me some lead to bite on

hehe


 


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