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just look at him.. the look on his face "crazy coons" -some bloke called paddy |
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Its qrter. |
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60.000? Did they hire female dwarves to lick it up while throwing gold nuggets out the window? |
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He looks quite stylish. |
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When I moved out of the flat I'd been renting, the agency charged me 50 quid to clean it, and I hadn't even taken a dump in it. |
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society is a hole... now i can not shit on the train* ..poor man,he only...,....we all....,.bah! shit smells like shit... nobody wants the shit... |
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Once at the train station by my nan's house someone had taken a massive dump on the bench. I can't decide whether they really needed to go, or they thought it was funny, or both. |
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I have a nice FOAF story about shit on the floor. Out on some dubious bar, a guy goes out to take a shit in the toilet. He thinks the shit looks so nice that he decides to pick it up and show it to his friends in the bar, but when he gets there he's clumsy and drops it on the floor. The owner gets mad, cleans it up and tells the dude: "If this happens one more time, you're out of here" This took place in Finland. |
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yeah, there was a guy in my sister's year in school who went around all the guys' jacks and kept taking dumps *right* in front of the toilets. he got caught though. |
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One might say: "Whats up with all this shit?" |
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In a pub I worked in someone took a dump in an ashtray and left it on the middle of the pool table. We checked the security cameras and it turned out to ba a girl who got fired from the pub for selling speed over the counter. |
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i don't have a shitty story. |
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there is a phantom shitter at work who blocks the toilet and has a crap on top of that, like a trophy. its gross and happens about once every 6 weeks |
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YOU GUYS i was eating! |
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who is this mystery shitter? |
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hah! it almost seems like, someone at bbc got the picture of the guy, and they were like 'who can come up with the most hilarous story to go with this picture'. or something, just an awesome combination of the picture and the words. |
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"Det Con Donna Fox" Say it out loud, it sounds hilarious. |
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what a dirty cunt. |
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hahah, he must really be angry with the transportation system |
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This story is on the front page of today's Daily Sport with the headline: "RAIL-CACK! Cops hunt weirdo who poos on trains" The inside headline reads: "INTERSHITTY! Cops hunt train poo fiend". Helpfully, they also provide a list of stations where the guy might be found, including among others WaterPOO, LiverSTOOL Lime Street and Blaenau FfestiniLOG. |
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no wonder you bought it |
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Nah, I just buy it for the tits. |
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