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offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-10-17 15:13 [#01988433]
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...Aphex or Autechre or someone like that was a member
here. (And we all knew somehow it was definately them)
But...they didn't post, you could just see their name in the
"Now Online" list now and again. Imagine all the questions
asked, the spam posted, all the begging for attention and
approval. But no replies ever, just lurking over the board,
our unseen Other.

It would be fucking hilarious.


 

offline Phobiazero from the next Xltronic (Sweden) on 2006-10-17 15:16 [#01988438]
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It has been like that for well three years now.


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2006-10-17 15:17 [#01988439]
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I'm convinced aphex trolled here at some point


 

offline uzim on 2006-10-17 15:18 [#01988440]
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oh no, that would be annoying.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2006-10-17 15:20 [#01988441]
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tridenti = dj tdn


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-10-17 15:22 [#01988442]
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Well, well never know....what I mean is if if said APHEX
TWIN really clearly in the now online list and everybody got
excited, be fun to see people reactions.


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2006-10-17 15:23 [#01988443]
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Anonymous Teacher


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-10-17 15:24 [#01988444]
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*Well, we'll never know....what I mean is, if said APHEX
TWIN really clearly in the now online list and everybody got

excited. It would be fun to see people's reactions.



 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-10-17 15:25 [#01988446]
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im mira calix and i dont want you to bug me, dont ask me
questions about my boyfriend, dont ask for my number, get
off my back

trolls

*watch the board, pay attention, "they do post here"


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2006-10-17 15:26 [#01988447]
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The member count would quadruple in a day


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-10-17 15:27 [#01988448]
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richie has already been banned here numerous times, back in
the day, im sure if he wants to be around, he'll be around

i think they are user-names for a reason....


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-10-17 15:28 [#01988449]
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and the quality, would still be @ the 14 year old level :(


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2006-10-17 15:29 [#01988450]
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Like I've tried telling earler, I'm actually David James.
The goalie that first was really good, only to fuck
Liverpool over due to my drug addiction and erratic
behaviour.


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-10-17 15:31 [#01988453]
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Maybe the odd post like this:

Knobphorum: What is your favourite flavoured jelly?

APHEX TWIN: RED


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-10-17 15:32 [#01988454]
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Hehe...


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2006-10-17 15:33 [#01988456]
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Tridenti is actually Bochum Welt, he admitted it on msn
while he was high on cocaine.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-10-17 15:33 [#01988457]
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Phobs already showed you the "star of the show", he made
early autechre album covers :)

then theres tridenti.......(joyrex's dupe account)


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2006-10-17 15:43 [#01988458]
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That's impossible because I don't do drugs. Anyway I'm Marco
Passarani, and recycle is Luke Vibert.


 

offline impakt from where we do not speak of! on 2006-10-17 15:54 [#01988466]
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Haha, denial = first sign of addiction!


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2006-10-17 15:56 [#01988467]
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haha you think you all know me, but thats just the
act/persona ive been trying to portray the past 8+years

i love acid and tool


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-10-18 12:54 [#01988783]
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I don't think any of the big Warp act sort of fellas would
bother posting or lurking on any of the many messageboards
dedicated to their music.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-10-18 13:02 [#01988787]
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I hope Dicky's not on here, I've said plenty of awful things
about Analord and Drukqs, and I'm such a fan really. It's
only cause I don't "get it" Rich, I will one day, god knows
I'm trying.




 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-10-18 13:04 [#01988789]
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it worries me when pretend to be like uh music people on
here. its a bit of a cringe.



 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-10-18 13:07 [#01988791]
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it's time for me to come clean


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-10-18 13:08 [#01988793]
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i'm andre 3000


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-10-18 13:08 [#01988794]
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*cringe*


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2006-10-18 13:15 [#01988800]
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and right now they're probably thinking "my god, do they
really have no lives at all? they're talking about us being
here...again. fucking fanbois...get a life"
it'd be my thoughts anyway


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-10-18 13:15 [#01988801]
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naw but seriously it's as if some think being a fan is a bad
thing?

i think it's worse if you're a huge fan and you have this
attitude like youre too good to show at least some meager
approbation, but instead its like, "wow, i love this
persons audio/visual artwork, but i'm going to maintain some
dignity by not talking to them at all. i'm going to act as
hard as they do. im gonna fodl my arms until the blood is
cut off to my wrists and i faint"


like can you imagine somebody hiring bodyguards just to go
up to a guy like rob brown or ed DMX and ask him to sign
your record- but tell him not to make eye contact with you
, give him a napkin so that he doesnt get fingerprints on
your vinyl-and then ask him to sign the napkin? hey,
aphex, youre pretty smart wanna do my math homework and then
sign my drukqs CDR?



 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-10-18 13:19 [#01988804]
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alternatively i think its even worse if you have a famous
artist who wouldnt give a fan the second for a compliment or
a signing, or a handshake- like, you go up to them and they
have their arms folded and they look at you like youre about
to rob them; looking at you with sunglasses and cellphone
headset on like "what the fuck are you doing."


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-10-18 13:33 [#01988828]
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Most famous people are on drugs, so this is quite likely.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-18 13:37 [#01988842]
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i am sure aphex lurked when his ex was posting here slagging
him off. and there were a few times someone signed up just
to post once in a topic about him, probably was him. dunno
about the AE boys or anyone else though


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-10-18 13:38 [#01988845]
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do you really honestly think that was his ex?


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-18 13:47 [#01988851]
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if it wasnt then its a new level of pretending to be an
artist on a message board. being an artists ex-girlfriend???
fuck


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-18 13:50 [#01988852]
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probably was. aphex sounds like a twat sometimes, i wouldnt
put it past him


 

offline swears from junk sleep on 2006-10-18 13:54 [#01988853]
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There are thousands of people likely to pretend to be aphex,
and only one aphex. So any post under his name is far, far
more likely to be an impostor.


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-10-18 13:57 [#01988854]
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you're a knob richard, analord was shit, get your act
together


 


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