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there is a hot girl sitting next to me what do i do :( |
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tell her i said hi |
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Play her your music and get all sweaty talking about Gescom. |
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i have my mp3 player here i could play her some, its just her and i on this row!!! this is totally my chance to ask a girl out or something |
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you are so highschool or what you call it over there.. :) |
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If she speaks to you don't assume whatever she says is a personal insult. You could tell her you asked on the internet what you should say. That always impresses hot ladies. |
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Do you know her? If not just say "laptop deathmatch" and wink knowingly. |
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i want to sex to you. |
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actually thats a great fucking idea. |
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i never pretended to be a mack daddy im just a geek really :( |
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haha like borat? "I WANT TO HEV A SEX WITH YOU" |
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As in you want to romance her? Say hi, in a happy, laid back, confident manner After class, engage in conversation Get her to talk about herself In some clever way, get her to know that you make music: Examples: Not to do: Hey, i make some weird fucked up lush electronic music with beats Do it like this: Yeah, (insert crap band she listens to here, talking about their music) they use this technique with yadda yadda yadda that i use in my music as well. Slip it in so it doesnt seem artificial Tease her a lot in a playful manner. If you can, touch her in (in a way that feels natural, don't grope her) |
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Soon you will be having "sexytime" |
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How about you just say to her "Do you want to go and get something to eat/drink after you're finished?" or "Hello" then scream and run off giggling. |
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its almost lunch break - im going to ask her if she wants to go somewhere with me, is it weird or bad if i offer to drive? |
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Touch her crotch and say "hu hu hu". |
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Well, not if it comes naturally, and shes going somewhere to eat |
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like xltronic "Do you like to make sex" |
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Ask her if she wants to sex up recycle. |
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I had sex once, trust me on this one |
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Say you put your music on the internet but dog_belch and ecnadniarb don't really listen to it and accuse you of being an autechre ripoff, which you're not, if anything you inspired autechre. You can say ae if you feel uncomfortable saying autechre twice. |
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Ask her if she has movies we can watch on teh nets. Start calling her Bob or Beefcake. |
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i cant do it :((( uugghghh |
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scribble a link to this thread on a peice of paper and give it to her. |
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Print off this thread and give it to her |
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i'm currently reading stuart maconies autobiography. i thought this quote was quite funny and relevant: " in american movies, kids 'dated'. this seemed to involve borrowing their dad's ford pontiac - in america people learned to drive in junior school - and going to the drive in. the film on the giant screen would usually concern a giant newt running amok in des moines but this wouldn't conern the dating couple who spend the time 'necking' or 'petting'. i had no idea what necking was, but petting i knew something of. along with running, diving and bombing, it was one of the forbidden activities at the swimming baths and it was illustrated poolside with a caroon of a shifty acned youth bearing down lasciviously on his buxom girlfriend." |
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don't ask anything yet, start with smalltalk. if she likes you, she'll smile. if she starts getting cocky, you're doing something good. if she's not interested, don't even bother. |
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Ignore her. |
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Say something romantic, such as "It feels strange actually being able to speak to you in person instead of talking to the photographs I have of you." |
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Whats the worst thing that could happen? She says no, fuckit Best scenario, youll be fucking her Fear of approaching women is NOT logical |
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Say "Can I see your boobs" |
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and first of all, try to read her bodylanguage first. if you're good at it, you'll know when she's interested/open or not |
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Write her a note and slide it over to her. Something like "Scream bitch and I'll kill you" |
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What goDel said |
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SUCCESS!!!! |
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what did you do? |
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and pre-first of all: MAKE EYE-CONTACT AND DON'T - I REPEAT - DON'T LOOK AWAY IF SHE LOOKS BACK |
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Tell her you get lost in her eyes. Then say something about how it's the fucking rerun where sayid tortures sawyer and you don't have time for that shit and get up and leave. |
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"and first of all, try to read her bodylanguage first. if you're good at it, you'll know when she's interested/open or not" even chics that dont have good body language, like to get laid, no wonder why your still a virgin Just mount her right there in class. |
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He came. |
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DJ |
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if you look away, she'll think you're wussbag number 1001. you should be able to have conversations with nothing but eyecontact, as in saying absolutely nothing. and be cooler than the fonz :) |
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"Write her a note and slide it over to her. Something like "Scream bitch and I'll kill you" " OMFuckingGOD !!! Ive got tears of laughter lol of teh fcuking year Lee @@!! |
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I pulled this girl in a club once by saying "hi" to every other girl that walked past as we were speaking, as if I knew them. Only one blanked me, the rest all said "hello" back automatically, like "hmmm....he's probably a mate of..." this makes you look cool and popular, like you are a mature fella with female friends. |
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Shes gonna get laid this weekend anyways, might as well get her today. |
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Definately ask Swears how to be "cool and popular" |
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This is one rapidly growing thread!!! We should all carry laptops out to clubs, and inquire Xltronic for advice on how to pick up chicks |
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No, this is all advice for nerds like me, to at least get a peek into the "cool and popular" category. |
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This thread's growing faster than Cygnus' last spam, faster even than his blood engorged nudger as this poor cow is forced to induldge him for the sake of an easy life. |
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xlt pick-ups are more likely to get you in jail than in bed |
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