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i would tell you not to follow thad's advice, but since he mated successfully i'm pretty sure his tactics have worked at least once. |
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lol and that's how you've spawned your first offspring. chicks are body-language experts, btw. they're like built body-language machines. ready to be mounted at any time, indeed. that's the part you actually got right this time |
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haha I've just had visions of the rejection scenario. |
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Hey, i'm into that kinky shit! |
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well shit d00dz, he must be making out with her or something. way to go cygnus! |
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The silence is a good sign! |
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I bet she is a teen-tranny :( |
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She is telling her teacher, principal and pollice officer that a loser tried to put his shaft in her butt. Is that the "good thing" you speak of ? |
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he should post pix. those could change the advice significantly. |
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cygnus, if you haven't mounted her yet, show her this thread. than ask het what 'mounting' means. if she tries to explain, tell her you still don't understand and ask if she can show her. |
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*you |
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Way way way up there, i told him to print this thread and show her, now he will have to re-print it. |
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it keeps the conversation going. a bit circular, but in a rapidly evolving way |
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is this going to be like the blatant echo thread where we got to watch the entire lifespan of a relationship play out? cause that would be badass. |
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no we just talked. meeting up for lunch together at 1:30!!! |
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woah. congs. |
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ha! good luck!! |
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i saw that she was on myspace, so i can probably find her page through my schools myspace club or ask her for it (which i more than liekly will), shes cute as hell |
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Who's the black private dick, who's a sex machine to all the chicks? CYGNUSSSSSS Damn right..... That cygnus is a bad mother-Shut your mouth but i'm talking about Cygnus? Yeah, we can dig He's a complicated man, that no-one understandsssespeciallydogbelch but his woman - the girl from the class room |
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just talked? give us some details! did she laugh? did she touch you when you made a funny remark? what ....??? |
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"no we just talked. meeting up for lunch together at 1:30!!!" bring a condom mahn, dont procreate at shool they teach against that prol. |
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she prol. sprayed him w/mace |
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damn he's offline now.... |
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(NOTE: im not intirely proud of what ive said in this thread) |
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she mounted him :s |
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hey goDel, will you get me a girlfriend next? |
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are you in class by any chance? :) |
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rape her |
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Jason is a working man, he has no time for games. Easterlingman: thats just wrong |
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i knew you were rape fan all along. now, admit it. |
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no games at work? na'ah! be sure to have games with all secretaries! two reasons: 1. practice makes good 2. most importantly: if a secretary likes you, her boss will like you too! now you can game your way to the top |
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God there are some hotties here :) |
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haha, i think he fucking landed this one. |
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whatever you do, don't show her the laptop deathmatch youtube |
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heeha |
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Let us know how it goes. |
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i'm home now -- we went and got lunch at subway. her name's grecia and she has a boyfriend. case closed! |
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:( |
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Well, you said she is on myspace, so she obviously has some issues. Figure out what they are, and try to act like you have something similar, and show her support. She will be putty in your hands. It works. I saw it in movies once. |
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careful not to end up in the friend zone though. remember what happened to duckie in Pretty in Pink? |
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if you really like her, it doesn't matter if she has a bf or not. and besides, there's also the issue of whether she really has one, or just wanted to make you think she has one...for whatever reason. (it could be either a test, or she's just trying to dump you in a friendly way) nevertheless, the fact that a girl says she has a bf doesn't imply game-over |
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Usually it's Greece fighting for Cyprus. |
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Ask her if she wants to be double-teamed then |
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and don't forget the fact that she wanted to have a lunch with you |
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that means shes a whore in bed :) |
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Cygnus : Post her pic, so we can tell if shes even worth this thread. |
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Maybe she was just glad to have a friendly face to go to lunch with. You fucking predatory lump "huur hurr, she says she has a boyfriend, I bet she durn't", you fucking deluded sicko, get back in the basement. |
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whatever it was, there was a spark of interest from her side. i see no reason not to game on OMG CYGNUS SPARKED A BIT OF INTEREST WITH A GURL :O |
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And I thought being stuck in the 90s was bad enough. How are the 70s from where you're sat? |
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i'm stuck in pants with wide legs and the moustache tickles like your fat aunt. the latest pink floyd makes up for it though |
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