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offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-08-16 18:06 [#01955395]
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arrrrrrgh


 

offline melack from barcielwave on 2006-08-16 18:54 [#01955404]
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offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-08-16 18:56 [#01955405]
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I can't think of anything. Let this post however serve as my
tacit support for whatever endeavour this thread has as its
aim.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-08-16 18:57 [#01955406]
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it's very disappointing, up till now.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-08-16 18:59 [#01955407]
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Going "arrrrgh", in lower case, does not strike me as an
expression of 'ardness. In fact it doesn't strike me at all,
so effete and meek is it.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-08-16 19:01 [#01955409]
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'Aardvards


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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-08-16 19:02 [#01955410]
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I don't see how the first post pertains to the thread title
either.

which is part of where the disappointment comes from.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-08-16 19:03 [#01955411]
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You realise you've squeezed two errors into that one word.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-08-16 19:04 [#01955412]
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It's a skill I've come to call my own!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-08-16 19:04 [#01955413]
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that isn't helping in the disappointment area, you know.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-08-16 19:05 [#01955414]
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'ardvarks would have made more sense. Not much sense, mind.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-08-16 19:06 [#01955415]
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have you seen all the Saxondale episodes by now?


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-08-16 19:06 [#01955416]
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:|


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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-08-16 19:07 [#01955417]
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that looks like it's part of some tiny, dusty niche in
fetish internet porn.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2006-08-16 19:10 [#01955418]
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it does look kind of "wrong".


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-08-16 19:10 [#01955419]
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Didn't I tell you I had? I was going to write you a list of
my Top 5 Saxondale Moments. Let me reflect on them, maybe
you can add yours too.

I was going to ask you to make available that 2004 the shit
version, or whatever it is, too.

The first Saxondale moment that springs to mind is when he
gives his daughter's boyfriend Richie Blackmore's leopard on
a log, and the attendant story that is a thinly guised,
indirect confessional/apology.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-08-16 19:13 [#01955420]
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Imagine if the person who designed that bookcover haunted
Zilty and they did a thread saying "Just designed a book
cover, have a look, see what you think????" How many seconds
would it take Drunken Masteh to reply "The word 'Essays' is
too small. The colour of the jumper should be green. The
whole image should be flipped horizontally. Maybe have three
big drips, instead of two. Otherwise fine."?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-08-16 19:17 [#01955423]
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I read you had seen a couple of episodes. it must've been
one of the greatest comedy series I have seen in a long
while. beautifully written, incredibly acted (especially
Ruth Jones and Morwenna Banks, but basically everyone does a
great job).

my favourite bit must be the "you rock my world"-moment
between Tommy and Magz. that was right on the spot.

my brother keeps saying "ooh new shoes" to me (luckily
without first farting).


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2006-08-16 19:19 [#01955424]
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then monoid would say, "that's what my fist looks like after
i masturbate."


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-08-16 19:21 [#01955426]
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I'm at my parents at the moment, don't have the 2004 thing
here. I'll upload it somewhere next week, send you an
e-mail.

one of the best parts is called "The room", if I remember
correctly. a load of z-list celebrities spend a day together
in a room, doing Big Brother-y assignments. unbeknownst to
them, none of it is filmed or recorded in any way.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-08-16 19:26 [#01955430]
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my brother keeps saying "ooh new shoes" to me (luckily
without first farting)
...to the best of your
knowledge.

It simply is one of the best written comedies of
allllwwaaayyyys. Just his nervous, teeth-baring semi-grin he
does is fab.

I love it when he says that there is quite a clear
distinction between love and hate, that little tirade.

I howled when they turn up in the door in those bee keeper
outfits, and the old woman answers the door and he's doing
that alien impression and he says "We have come to
impregnate your women" whislt waving the pest sprayer nozzle
thing. Highly inappropriate.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2006-08-16 19:27 [#01955432]
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Ha! That sounds great, that's the sort of biting humour I
demand of Armando Ian .. I an.. ...uuu. Armando.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-08-16 19:34 [#01955435]
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Coogan floored me with the whole exchange between Saxondale
and that Jeremy Clarkson-clone, Jerome Wilson - but
especially by the last bit:

"while I'm about it, when you're talking about cars,
don't
go ah-ah-ah-it-hurts-me-eyes, just talk about the car.."

"hang on-"

"look! the last show you did, you pushed three Suzuki Vitara

jeeps out of the back of a transporter plane, aiming them at

a giant dartboard that you'd carved into a cornfield in the

Oxfordshire countryside.."

"we're just having a laugh..!"

"yeah and I had a laugh when I saw it on the telly! but you

know what? afterwards... I felt a little bit empty
inside.."


perfect.

and the whole bit about Raymond living on Monster Munch.

"neither of those two have any meat on them.. look at
Raymond.. Morrissey could eat the guy and not have a stain
on his concience."


oh and the made-up face/Magz with beard thing.

I think it was at its best when there isn't a real plot,
when it was just about the characters and the interaction
between them. the last few episodes had a kind of semi-plot
and that didn't work too well.

I also thought they shouldn't have cast James Lance as his
daughter's boyfriend. he's the only one whoes acting I found
to be a bit dodgy and he's done too many of those kind of
parts.

the "bats" thing was good, though. and I did really want to
hit him when he went "NOOOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NOT
LIMERICKS" or something.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-08-16 19:36 [#01955436]
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its people like you two who make coogan uncool


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-08-16 19:36 [#01955437]
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oh my copy/pasting went all shit. another try:

"while I'm about it, when you're talking about cars,
don't go ah-ah-ah-it-hurts-me-eyes, just talk about the
car.."

"hang on-"

"look! the last show you did, you pushed three Suzuki Vitara
jeeps out of the back of a transporter plane, aiming them at
a giant dartboard that you'd carved into a cornfield in the
Oxfordshire countryside.."

"we're just having a laugh..!"

"yeah and I had a laugh when I saw it on the telly! but you
know what? afterwards- I felt a little bit empty
inside."



 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-08-16 19:37 [#01955438]
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doesn't matter - it's only people like you who care about
things being cool or not.


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-08-16 19:39 [#01955441]
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I dont know a way to respond that makes me look cool. shit!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-08-16 19:40 [#01955442]
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ha!


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-08-16 19:43 [#01955444]
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im not in the mood to get funny at y'all, saxondale is
funny, you're alright, and I wish you all the best

*blows a kiss*


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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-08-16 19:45 [#01955445]
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oh, go on, give us a cuddle


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-08-16 19:58 [#01955451]
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FUCK

OFF


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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2006-08-16 20:00 [#01955453]
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I wonder who you're pointing that finger at, because it
certainly isn't me.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-17 00:29 [#01955481]
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ret' thread


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2006-08-17 01:51 [#01955495]
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coogan


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-17 01:54 [#01955496]
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this thread is fucking hard, dont mess with it.


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2006-08-17 02:11 [#01955507]
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contributtion


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2006-08-17 02:14 [#01955509]
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this thread could work as a bouncer


 


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