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... if you are ugly ? Please give advice, it's for a friend... |
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money..you can get them for as cheap as 100 euros. |
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My friend doesn't want to pay for sex, no whores. |
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learn to be a Dj, get yourself some lyrical bombs to drop on the crowd like "Bounce your lovely arseholesssss" and you'll be fighting them off. |
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My friend IS a DJ. =D But he is too ugly, girls don't come to talk to him. |
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lie lie lie lie lie lie and lie. |
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is he into kidnapping? |
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or there's always adoption. |
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nope |
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:) i think one of woodys' quotes is in order; “when i was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. they rented out my room.” |
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maybe you could fuck him. that would solve both your problems. |
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yes, all they need is a wig, and perhaps some brown bags. |
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oh drop the pretense, a general closing of eyes, a thinking of France and let them hump eachother. |
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perhaps "his friend" could do something like those topless DJs. perhaps call himself DJ Huge Cock. |
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schoolboys |
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all "your friend" has to do is get sponsered by red bull or pepsi for DJ'ing thats when you know your shit dont stink |
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does "your friend" have a medium to large cock? that could help "his" chances. |
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"His Friend" is french, his poop already doesn't stink. Or is that the English? |
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do things the rohypnol way |
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find an uglier girl. |
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^actually yeah do what this guy says |
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the porn has ruined himmmmm-"his friend". |
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How to get girls = never join xltronic.com/mb |
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Oh wait. This isn't a Monoid thread? |
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i still say combo should go fuck himself |
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yes, you keep saying that.. |
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i could put it in bold if that would help. |
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hey, let's try that! |
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go fuck yourself you stupid bastard |
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I think it helped! |
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i'm just here to help. |
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cool |
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i only posed in bold underlines and italics because i thought it would help. |
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with flying colors |
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when used simultaneously, bold and underlined text would certainly win the heart of any lady I know |
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Take a shower, brush your teeth, wear clothes that fit. Other then that it's the attitude,you can be as hot as you want, girls won't come to you. I know short pig belly retards that sleep with girls every night cause they are sarcastic, confident, and are cocky. Just go test out the waters with a few girls, after a while when you realize you got nothing to lose you wont be shy and get numbers like nothing |
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well there you have it, become an ugly asshole. Done deal. |
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do you find the people you live with attractive? they're the ugly asshole kind, aren't they? |
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find ugly girls? |
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"Im gonna go out on a limb here.....I think your friend is you" - Billy Crystal Analyze This Get a Chuck Norris Total Gym 1000 and a Tony Little Gazelle Freestyle Elite to get in shape in the comfort of your own home. I havn't touched a girl, let alone another human being, in as long as I can remember. |
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Honesty is what they appreciate the most. It's the inside that counts Combo, especially for woman. |
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it doesnt matter how attractive you think you are what does matter is to be sharp dressed and a gentleman. |
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Looks only matter when you're an teenager, women care more about if you have these: 1) A steady job 2) Automobile 3) Money |
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I know short pig belly retards that sleep with girls every night cause they are sarcastic, confident, and are cocky. I know this is probably true but I don't see it often. Unless there's some Short Pig Belly Retard Sexual Underworld I'm completely unaware of. |
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Seriously though, I'm no looker and I've managed to get some premium totty (except for that fat chick I fucked, eughhhh, she came easily though.). Just treat a women like a human being. Not a fuck hole. |
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there are only 3 ways; 1) hope to meet someone that loves you and that you love by being yourself 2) act/be the alpha male 3) either have money and/or power |
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women tend to exchange sex for (perceived) security. |
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"Just treat a women like a human being. Not a fuck hole." haha giginger, wise words my friend, wise indeed. It has no bearing how you look because the girls you can't win over with charm and other such characteristics tend to be the bling loving, man hating, guchi shopping 'womanosaur' that would sooner remove your testicles via your anus than go out with a man they really liked but who was kinda ugly. Such women should be avoided! Godbless Plasma Telly culture ya cunts! |
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