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offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-04-12 13:52 [#01878069]
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pay attention to patterns and movements of your opponent
as closely as possible. do not take your eyes off of your
opponent, ever. if you do, you are dead meat. what you are
looking for is your opponents weak spot. you are looking for
it because, once you see it, you're going to use it to
destroy him. until you see the weak spot, dodge his attacks
with precise timing. if he hits you, you are dead meat. when
you see his weak spot, quickly tap the A or B button on your
NES controller. repeat this until he is fucking dead and
hope he does not get up!!!

now my xltronic brothers, you know how to win any fight
thanks to me. feel free to post success stories in this
thread


 

offline staz on 2006-04-12 13:53 [#01878070]
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kick

them

in

the

balls


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-04-12 13:54 [#01878071]
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i can't wait to see the thread and pics you'll post when you
finally do get in your first ever real-life fight


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2006-04-12 13:54 [#01878072]
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KARTWHEEL


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2006-04-12 13:55 [#01878075]
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"pay attention to patterns and movements of your opponent
as closely as possible"

Are you talking about Megaman 2 ?


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2006-04-12 13:55 [#01878077]
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SOMERSAULT


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2006-04-12 13:56 [#01878078]
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Finished reading your post ... you were talking about vids
...

If only XLT had an edit feature ...


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-04-12 13:56 [#01878079]
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how to defeat giginger

pay attention to how he sways his hips backwards and
forwards. this is his rape-stance. if you dont pay attention
to his patterns, you are gonna get raped. wait for him to
forward thrust and simultaneously pull back on the D-pad,
and press B to uppercut him in the scrotum


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2006-04-12 13:56 [#01878080]
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TAZMISSION


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2006-04-12 13:57 [#01878081]
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CROSS FACE CHICKEN WING


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2006-04-12 13:57 [#01878083]
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im on the 8th colossus in "shadow of the colossus"
and that fucker beats me everytime-i give up.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-04-12 13:59 [#01878084]
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i can't wait to see the thread and pics you'll post when
you
finally do get in your first ever real-life fight


you offering?


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-04-12 14:01 [#01878087]
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absolutely

unfortunately i'm not going to glade this year so you'll
have to pick some other venue


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-04-12 14:01 [#01878088]
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Are you talking about Megaman 2 ?

hahaha no its punchout


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-04-12 14:03 [#01878089]
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cool man, if it does go down i hope you dont bring any
friends as to save some embarassment for you


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-04-12 14:06 [#01878091]
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i'll be bringing friends just to enjoy the entertainment
value <3

and no weapons - that includes snes controllers and whatever
the fuck else you walk around with shoved up your arse


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2006-04-12 14:10 [#01878094]
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007 373 5963


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-04-12 14:12 [#01878095]
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you can bring weaps if you want but youll be convulsing on
the ground like an infant before you can pull them out.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2006-04-12 14:13 [#01878097]
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start-select = run away


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-04-12 14:15 [#01878100]
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ok i didn't really want to fight you, and don't particularly
have anything against you like you seem to think i do, but
jesus christ, your laughable macho talk is really getting me
in the mood for it, so yes, if you ever do come over these
parts, i'm all up for going out for a few drinks and having
a good streetfight afterwards.

now i am 100% totally serious. i can't wait.


 

offline forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2006-04-12 14:16 [#01878102]
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only after you've already cleared the level ;)


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2006-04-12 14:29 [#01878106]
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TRIPLE JUMP MOONSAULT


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2006-04-12 14:30 [#01878107]
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The best way to win is to not get into one or just calmly
walk away.

Always worked for me.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-04-12 14:31 [#01878108]
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sounds good man, you seem really eager to catch an upperut
to the scrotum or maybe a roundhouse kick to the temple.
hope youre ready to get fucked up asshole


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-04-12 14:32 [#01878109]
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"uppercut to the scrotum"

ok shit this guy knows his stuff


 

offline forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2006-04-12 14:33 [#01878111]
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internet fight!!!!!

(posts picture of a modem socking another modem in the jaw)


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-04-12 14:35 [#01878114]
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Are you a dwarf?


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-04-12 14:35 [#01878115]
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cygnus lists "must like video games" and "big tits" as 2 of
his most important criteria for his perfect girl

i'm fucked man, this guy is going to mash my face into the
pavement


 

offline forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2006-04-12 14:37 [#01878118]
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this movie looks awesome. where was i in 1977? check out the trailer!


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-04-12 14:38 [#01878120]
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if your dumb ass was not so dense you might have noticed the
bit of humorous sarcasm/satire, or something


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-04-12 14:40 [#01878121]
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oh right, i get it..

good one


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-04-12 14:41 [#01878125]
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get a sense of humor you dunce



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offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-04-12 14:42 [#01878126]
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I cant stop imagining that uppercut to the scrotum thing.
Just imagining you as Eddie (i think) in Tekken (i think),
spinning around on the floor. hahahah


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-04-12 14:42 [#01878127]
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i'd prefer not to have a sense of humour prescribed to me by
you, a video game dork..

the joke wasn't funny. so it wasn't a joke. and i really
wouldn't have put it past you for it to be one of your
prerequisites for even talking to a girl.


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offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-04-12 14:45 [#01878128]
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direct link to trailer http://www.blue-underground.com/dev/quicktime/fightforyou...

ahahahahahhahah thats one of the most ridiculous previews i
have seen


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-04-12 14:47 [#01878131]
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yeah thats eddie. his punch moves are weak thou. hes raelly
just good at confusing lower defense and being
unpredictable. HEIHACHI MISHIMA however has the scrotum
punch


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-04-12 14:48 [#01878133]
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well the jokes on you because ive never played a video game
in my life


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-04-12 14:49 [#01878135]
Points: 2586 Status: Regular



Yeah.. I wouldn't use them as your idols for fighting
though... I think you'd look like a bit of a spesh if you
tried to fight like them in real life. Especially if you had
the fro, the sunglasses and the tight flares :|


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-04-12 14:50 [#01878137]
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"gg"


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offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-04-12 14:52 [#01878140]
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i am just being humorous


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-04-12 14:53 [#01878141]
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interesting that you post that because ive never posted on
this msgboard before


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-04-12 14:53 [#01878142]
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of course!:)


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-04-12 14:53 [#01878143]
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do you get his jokes, soph? are they actually funny; am i
missing something?


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-04-12 14:54 [#01878144]
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gggggggggggg!


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-04-12 14:55 [#01878145]
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we got a time lag going on! Aengus.. his jokes are MIGHTY
irony!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
funny! It's called
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-04-12 14:56 [#01878146]
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oh man! xlt doesn't like exclamation marks, or irony!


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2006-04-12 14:57 [#01878147]
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its kinda based on

setup: A = A, B = B

punchline: A = B

like if you ever watch aqua teen hunger force ,
squidbillies... sealab..


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2006-04-12 15:00 [#01878152]
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well like.. I have watched ATHF.. quite a few.. but i've NO
idea what you're on about again!


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2006-04-12 15:00 [#01878153]
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hey man, over here in ireland we got these colour TVs and
4-legged canine motherfuckers called "dogs"..

one time i saw a dog that was a tv LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

ok i get it now, good night, i have to sleep on all of this
to let it sink in. i get it now though, it's clicked, like
an epiphany:

COMEDY IS MATH

"cygnus", you genius


 

offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2006-04-12 15:10 [#01878165]
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Calm down redrum, also eddie was shit Bryan Fury had tha
gangssta punches, also redrum would you like to fight at
glade I think it would be a good battle


 


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