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As you all well know my hosts have deleted my website for the second time in as many weeks. This afternoon they replied to my "query" and basically accused me of deleting it. This did not please me. I need to draft a reply to that informing them I no longer need their services and that I've got hosting elsewhere now and just need them to transfer over the details. However, that's easy to write like that but I want to put it across in a more elegant fashion whilst also voicing my disgust at their quality of service. I need to do this without expletives etc. Anyone got any hints or able to post something I could adapt? I'm just hitting a blank in writing this. Thanks in advance. Ps: Is this my longest post without swearing like a cunt? |
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Dear sirs You are silly, and I am changing my hosting service. Please forward my details to [blabla] and fuck off! |
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just say stuff like "i wish to inform you that I will no longer be requiring your services as a host" or, alternatively, "fuck off and leave me alone you cunts" |
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to whom it may concern as a service provider you are required to perform on certain tasks and i feel that in my specific case you did not. as such i have chosen an alternate location of the services i require. could you please transfer my 10,000 gigs of porn to (service provider #1.org) as soon as possible. i do not wish to have this situation develop further into more of a mess, i just wish to get what is mine and leave peacefully. thank you. joe-super-beats-demon c/o bam in yo (moms) cunt records (inc) |
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"and the even more annoying Scottish robot woman telling me to look at your helpful website. HOW?" - i love having issues with my internet connection, calling the provider, and getting this advice - his sentiments are perfect...HOW!!!???!!! "such as a drill-bit and his cerebrum." - LOL |
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Cool. Cheers people. |
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haha, I guess this isn't the place to ask for eloquence have tridenti write the letter for you! |
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There was some useful stuff :) |
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the swear words? |
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Dear ....., I have encountered some of the worst service in the past few months of my contract with you. On the [give approximate date], all of my website files -- some 39573 gigabytes -- were deleted and no backup was provided [was that the case?]. Considering the rather good record AlphaMale Hosting Services had with me prior to this incident, I begrudgingly decided to give you the benefit of the doubt and continue to host my website with you, presuming another disaster of even comparable magnitude wasn't a possibility. However, on the 82nd of March 2006, the exact same thing happened, after I had gone to painstaking lengths to reconstruct and reupload my whole website. To add insult to injury, a customer service representative had the utter gall and contempt to assert that it was I who had done the damage. This completely unacceptable and intolerable service has left me no option but to seek hosting somewhere where customers' data and website availability are actually taken seriously. What kind of a hosting service is it that destroys their customers' data, blahblahblah, blahblahblah. [if you want some sort of refund, demand it here] Yours Sincerely, Richard D. James |
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and by the way, consider the possibility that it WAS in fact "you" who deleted all the files. They obviously have FTP logs, and that's why they said that to you. So obviously, one of the people you gave the login details to isn't to be trusted. |
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Dan immediately came to mind. Where is that rascal? :) |
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There is a possibility but the two people who had the details are trustworthy and had nothing to gain from deleting the site. In fact, they stood to lose. Cheers for that letter though. I'll work around it :) |
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