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Who will win? Lets find out! 1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA 9. You normally don't find old beer. One point to BEER 10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA 11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA 12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to VAGINA 13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER 14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER 15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down. One point to BEER 16. You always know how much beer is going to cost One point to BEER 17. Beer doesn't have a mother One point to BEER cont |
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19. It's easier to stick your penis in a Vagina. Another point for VAGINA SCORE (so far): BEER: 8 VAGINA: 9 That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER SCORE (so far): BEER: 9 VAGINA: 9 |
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I dont know why I put that the clear winner is BEER. I need some sleep. |
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good morning. hahaha =D |
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what a match man! |
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I don't eat pussy. I might someday. The thought repulses me. |
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20. Beer always smells and tastes good. There is no salted trout-flavoured beer. another point to BEER |
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did you catch the gay? |
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I'm a picky eater. |
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I haven't laughed so hard all week! |
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hahahaha |
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hee |
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:) nice one |
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I dont understand 9 |
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you forgot some important points there: 21. even if you're ugly and/or powerless, you can still get beer. 22. you can't catch STDs with beer. 23. you don't need a special protection when you drink beer to prevent you from having unwanted children. 24. you don't have to call back the bartender, or make him coffee etc. in the morning after a booze night. 25. you don't get a hangover the morning after a sex night. 26. vaginas don't make you fat. beer does. 27. you can't stumble upon an empty vagina bottle or vagina cap and hurt your feet. |
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you rather like to find old pussy in your closet then? |
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(to tell the truth, i'd rather have liquor and roleplaying anyway.) |
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well of course, but why does beer get a point because you dont find old beer? When do you find old vagina? |
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Hahaah! LOL |
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The thread title made me think of a shaked beer can being forced into a vagina and then exploding. |
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you've been watching too much videos on the internet... |
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Like that one with that woman who popped the cork on a champagne bottle and shoved it up her ass. GUSH! |
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Hahaah! LOL |
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why are vagina and beer fighting in your world? in mine theygo hand in hand |
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beer sucks! its vodka and vagina! |
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21. Beer doesn't have a mother One point to VAGINA. |
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it does not,i repeat does not. GET ANY BETTER THAN THAT. |
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turn off for me. : | |
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Hahaah! LOL |
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plus, has anyone else except giginger and redrum and myself told you about your xltronicdownhillmaking ? |
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women can serve beer, beer cant serve vagina. one point to vagina |
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No! Oh wait, bill_hicks. But now he has gone to hell! |
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oh, i forgot him. :) to hell ? banned ? no...... |
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oh yes, such a sad thread....thanks. |
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AWT - lol mornin'! "did you catch the gay?" ROFLMAO!! You guys have to admit that pussy that hasn't been thouroughly washed is pretty nasty. Bogala, you gotta clean that pussy yourself before you dive in, otherwise you'll try it once and never do it again. |
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weatheredstoner ----> read his words once again and get the wisdom, kid. |
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I'm sorry, once again something on xlt has flown way over my head. What is going on? |
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hahaa! thanks. i was having a really bad day and this cheered me up. Another point: Beer doesn't rip your soul out and never give it back. Point: BEER |
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Vaginas rip out souls? This I gotta see! |
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"women can serve beer, beer cant serve vagina." oh i beg to differ |
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also 28. beers that spray large amount of liquid are troublesome. so are the vaginas that do so. TIE |
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that reminds me, does anyone have that picture of that guy just eating his girl out right there on the dirt at like a concert or festival or something. And there's people walking around trying to get a hot dog at the concession stand and stuff. |
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beer gives birth. |
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Vagina fluids can't get you drunk. |
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yes. |
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i take both thanks |
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no reasonable fight |
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