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if electromagnetism pulls the electron to the nucleus, wtf keeps it away? |
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B.O. |
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a/s/l? |
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weak nuclear force |
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they aren't pulled to the nucleus, they just orbit the nucleus in concentric shells. |
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bongwater spilt over a brand new cream coloured carpet recently purchased from allied carpets full price week sale |
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its because of centrifugal force |
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Why do you need to know? Are you scared that your electrons will be gone when you wake up in the morning? |
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Now I'm worried. |
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yes |
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at least you'll wake feeling positive about yourself, ho ho. |
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hahahahaha |
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no it was just something that crossed my mind |
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But what would happen if your electrons all just left? It would be pandemonium! Now I'm scared. Mummy...... |
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Well, i did some lazy search and found out that i was wrong. It must be God then. |
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I think he would make a great lightning-rod |
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Phew, as long as we've got a non-descript deity keeping an eye on our sub-atomic particles, I'll sleep well tonight. |
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the electron loves, and wants so much to live with, the nucleus... to live happily together, have children maybe (whatever they might be like)... so the electron tries and tries and tries, spins around the nucleus, trying to seduce it, not wanting to accept that all its efforts are vain. the nucleus lets the electron try to seduce it, but will never let it close enough even for a kiss. it is a tragic romance story which repeats in every atom of the universe. not that anyone gives a fuck though. |
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well he doesn't like it when we are so negative doesnt he |
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God is everywhere. |
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Q: Why won't Heisenbergs' operators live in the suburbs A: They don't commute |
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hehe |
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Monoid, does my vision of The Savage Demiurge satisfy you? |
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a/s/l |
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1,000,000/f/antarctica |
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Magnetic Flux. |
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ze table iz ninety pasent naaathin' |
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