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penexpers
from Toronto (Canada) on 2005-12-14 06:35 [#01800205]
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1. Ten million turkeys killed 2. Pissed-up idiots driving and killing 3. Huge rise in drink related deaths or injuries 4. Chavs getting pregnant, hence September being the month of most births every year
5. Office partys ruining careers 6. Genuinely wasting a lot of money 7. Christmas cards 8. You fat bastard 9. Household accident deaths peak on 25th 10. Most suicides happen around the Christmas and New Year period
This is from ZOO magazine
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Toejam
from Perth (Australia) on 2005-12-14 06:44 [#01800218]
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what kind of reaction do you want?
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pigster
from melbs on 2005-12-14 06:44 [#01800219]
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i bet i could make a Why Christmas is Great list with one point. and that point would be more important than any the of the ones listed there
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Toejam
from Perth (Australia) on 2005-12-14 06:44 [#01800220]
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nicely put pigster.
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kaen
from the magical land of moo (United Kingdom) on 2005-12-14 06:45 [#01800221]
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noob
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-12-14 06:45 [#01800222]
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i'd like to see that list.
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pigster
from melbs on 2005-12-14 06:46 [#01800225]
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1. PRESENTS!!! OH YEAH
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euphonicfilter
from illadelphia (United States) on 2005-12-14 06:46 [#01800226]
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1 - got this confused with thanksgiving...normally you cook a ham for christmas
2 - we call that friday night 3 - yeah fuck people 4 - haha i didt know that, but that RULES 5 - office parties dont ruin careers, its the inner asshole that comes out when you have the company open bar
6 - i think buying the ones you love things they want / that make you think of them is nice
7 - yeah, they are pretty gay ill give you that 8 - im not fat...i can change though...if you promise to love me
9 - natural selection 10 - if you had to be surrounded by family you would kill yourself too !!! thank god im older and dont have to deal with them all anymore
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penexpers
from Toronto (Canada) on 2005-12-14 06:47 [#01800227]
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I just wanted to start a discussion on peoples real opinion of Christmas. Without all this 'ooh Merry Christmas' bollocks.
Personally, I enjoy Christmas.
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euphonicfilter
from illadelphia (United States) on 2005-12-14 06:50 [#01800231]
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my real opinion is its awesome
i love the smell of pine trees i love snow i love all the food i love that my family finally gets along (though the both sides hate eachother)
i love giving / receiving gifts i love eating christmas dinner and reminiscing about things we did / enjoyed together
i love my dads choice in beer purchases i love my moms pound cake i love how my cats drink water out of the tree stand
this is my first christmas not going home, though, so it will be weird...have to grow up sometime i suppose !
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pigster
from melbs on 2005-12-14 06:59 [#01800239]
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ok seriously now.
1. Ten million turkeys killed heaps of turkeys and other animals are killed all year round.
2. Pissed-up idiots driving and killing never been part of my xmas 3. Huge rise in drink related deaths or injuries pfft, again, doesnt relate to me 4. Chavs getting pregnant, hence September being the month of most births every year my birthdays in may 5. Office partys ruining careers still at school! hey! 7. Christmas cards whats wrong with christmas cards? 8. You fat bastard : ( 9. Household accident deaths peak on 25th ive never had any household accident deaths on 25th.. 10. Most suicides happen around the Christmas and New Year period never committed suicide or know anyone who has.
but.. 6. Genuinely wasting a lot of money you could soooo easily just make that the list and leave it at that.
you spend all this money and then just get random presents back (how many of them u actually want)
again tho, i like christmas
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Toejam
from Perth (Australia) on 2005-12-14 07:01 [#01800240]
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still at school?
how old are you?
i finished school this year haha... very happy.
*gloats*
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rockenjohnny
from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2005-12-14 07:03 [#01800242]
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xmas day is alright. i dont like the weeks leading up to it.
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euphonicfilter
from illadelphia (United States) on 2005-12-14 07:04 [#01800243]
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youll be happy until you work 9-5 like me
school was so much better - sleep longer, have insane amounts of spare time, get lied everyday
it was sweet jams !
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xf
from Australia on 2005-12-14 07:04 [#01800244]
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RIOTS IN AUSTRALIA!@#
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euphonicfilter
from illadelphia (United States) on 2005-12-14 07:04 [#01800245]
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lie - laid
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pigster
from melbs on 2005-12-14 07:06 [#01800249]
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yes. still at school. 15. im on holidays haha.. very happy
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pigster
from melbs on 2005-12-14 07:08 [#01800251]
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yeah apperantly theres one in melbourne soon. dunno how true this is?
stupid australians
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xf
from Australia on 2005-12-14 07:08 [#01800252]
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honestly doesn't feel like christmas. especially seeing, for me, work gets even more hectic than normal this month. saw people putting up christmas trees the other day which really seemed strange until i remembered what the date is, and that it's only like a week away from christmas.
hell, where the shit has this year gone. too bloody quickly.
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xf
from Australia on 2005-12-14 07:10 [#01800253]
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from what i can work out (ignoring the media, listening to those i know up in sydney), it started off as a simple, non-violent, non-racist protest against particular lebanese gangs who are causing problems. extremists got involved, and it's turned to shit; as somebody else put it, it's "idiots vs idiots".
i'm pretty disgusted by the whole thing, really.
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penexpers
from Toronto (Canada) on 2005-12-14 07:11 [#01800255]
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Not so perfect after all, are you?
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xf
from Australia on 2005-12-14 07:16 [#01800262]
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if you're referring to me - bullshit, i'm perfect in every way, baby!
if you mean australia - yeah, we're a reasonably peaceful country but there's certainly a lot of fuckwits out there, no different than any other country. the media is blowing it completely out of proportion though.
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rockenjohnny
from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2005-12-14 07:18 [#01800267]
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i could imagine those people attacked as being any of my own anglican or arabic friends. its just totally unacceptable.
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penexpers
from Toronto (Canada) on 2005-12-14 07:19 [#01800269]
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In England there is a perception that Australains think they are perfect, and that thier nation is perfect. The media here are evil fucks, and there is a sense of "They fucked up! Ha ha!" going around the country.
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pigster
from melbs on 2005-12-14 07:22 [#01800272]
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yeah its heaps dumb! : (
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obara
from Utrecht on 2005-12-14 07:24 [#01800276]
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Merry Christmas. And a very happy new year.
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rockenjohnny
from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2005-12-14 07:24 [#01800277]
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i guess australia strives to uphold the image of a multicultural success story. around my town it does appear to be the case. we are though a bit more laidback than the eastern states :) but i could expect the british papers to latch on these incidents as they already boldly announce the failiure of multiculturalism at home.
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xf
from Australia on 2005-12-14 07:31 [#01800279]
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indeed; same here, and even in sydney. it's a very small section of society that are intolerant of it; and it appears they've taken liberty of the situation and are causing havok. racism in this situation is purely a scapegoat; the problems appear to be deeper rooted, and (at this point) appears confined to one part of sydney.
that said, the opinions i form on this stuff are loosely based at most; almost all information is biased, either from those witnessing the events or the media, neither who grok the full picture, who then amplify and distort perception of the rationale through peers.
on the positive side, maybe this will mean individuals who have been causing problems for a while now will be jailed for a very, very long time.
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pigster
from melbs on 2005-12-14 07:36 [#01800280]
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australia is still very multicultural, just the dickheads and such are like. devolving or something.
the first riot/right thing (or i think it was the first) was just heaps of 'true australians' running around beating up any lebanese (was it only lebanese?) people they could find. fucken poor effort.
just read this over here FOUR churches in Sydney's southwest have been attacked in 24 hours as the city's riots spread from race to religion.
oh yeah, and sorry to all those who wanted to talk about how shit christmas is : )
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pigster
from melbs on 2005-12-14 07:38 [#01800281]
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argh. riot/right... fight*
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xf
from Australia on 2005-12-14 07:39 [#01800285]
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actually, there's multicultural tolerance/acceptance issues everywhere, i think, but the real problems and those who don't believe in the concept are such a minor issue that it hardly matters - at least, at this point in time. the current situation may change that, but i hope not/don't think it will.
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staz
on 2005-12-14 07:42 [#01800290]
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killing turkeys is awesome, even though we don't eat them at christmas. i'd kill turkeys any day.
christmas is good stuff. presents and good food and lulling yourself to sleep with some bad tv.
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xf
from Australia on 2005-12-14 07:43 [#01800291]
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the police need to fucking smackdown hard on these morons. idiots shit me even more when they can get away with this crap. i've heard others say there's efficiency issues with the police force; this seems to definitely indicate that (but, again, these are armchair opinions - i'm probably wrong).
also, if it's of any interest (and to my best knowledge, this is legal), a live sydney police scanner stream:
LAZY_TITLE (open in winamp/itunes/etc)
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xf
from Australia on 2005-12-14 07:45 [#01800292]
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^ uh, efficiency issues with the police force specifically in sydney, i mean. supposedly this was a big part of the original, intended non-violent rally (gangs causing problems, police doing merry sweet f-all about it).
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-12-14 07:57 [#01800297]
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You read Zoo magazine?
HA!
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bob
from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2005-12-14 08:46 [#01800311]
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Where did you get that load of bullshit from? Did yer Mam tell you that?
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glasseater
from Switzerland on 2005-12-14 08:54 [#01800312]
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11. its my freakin birthday : (
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penexpers
from Toronto (Canada) on 2005-12-14 08:58 [#01800313]
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ooh the worst of the lot
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oyvinto
on 2005-12-14 09:02 [#01800317]
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jesus' birthday. congs to him. gay cunt hesus
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-12-14 09:09 [#01800324]
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awesome
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bob
from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2005-12-14 09:11 [#01800327]
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I dont like Christmas, I'm not rich enough these days to buy presents.
So Christmas can lick my Latino love-pump.
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2005-12-14 09:17 [#01800329]
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Passing out upstairs in an alcoholic stupor at 2.30pm. Coming down at 7.00pm for cold turkey sandwiches and a couple of leftover pigs in blankets.
Excellent.
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penexpers
from Toronto (Canada) on 2005-12-14 09:48 [#01800350]
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Stupid
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-12-14 09:51 [#01800358]
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4. Chavs getting pregnant, hence September being the month of most births every year
man that SUCKS! september is THE month of he year when you want LESS births.. tssch.. just our luck..!
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penexpers
from Toronto (Canada) on 2005-12-14 12:42 [#01800539]
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I'll tell you what I like...
I'm dancing around my room naked because it's the last day of the semaster at uni!
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afxNUMB
from So.Flo on 2005-12-14 13:14 [#01800558]
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It's a good thing you gave that credit cause i was going to congratulate you... But still Christmas isnt shit :P
11. Gifts being used to show love 12. The lonely feel even more lonelier
I LOVE YOU ALL!!
w00t!
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optimus prime
on 2005-12-14 13:15 [#01800559]
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christmas is awesome.
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nacmat
on 2005-12-14 13:33 [#01800568]
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catholic xmas is a hoax santa klaus xmas is shit
but I love xmas
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ToXikFB
on 2005-12-14 13:35 [#01800570]
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i really like xmas, great atmosphere in the approching days to it.and most importantly, free shit!
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obara
from Utrecht on 2005-12-14 13:40 [#01800574]
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woord ! free shit and free days , off work, yeah [!!]. that's all about it.
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