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my mom can out-knit your mom
 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-11-25 08:03 [#01787232]
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How is your mom at knitting? I bet my mom's better. I bet
your mom sucks at knitting! What do you think about
that! My mom could knit a severed forehead back on. She
could knit the great wall of china. If you have anything bad
to say about my mom and her knitting skills, why don't you
just step the fuck up and say it to my face?
Pussy.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-11-25 08:05 [#01787234]
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my mammy knits her own gat holsters.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-11-25 08:08 [#01787239]
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That's bullshit and you know it.
I'll admit, your mom is a pretty respectable knitter. You
weren't really the target of my rant. Qrter though... man,
his whole family sucks at knitting. qrter showed off
his knitting... "skills"... only once.
Everyone laughed, and he's knitted in secrecy ever
since. I bet he can't make any balloon animals either.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-11-25 08:08 [#01787240]
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Your Mum created you. She must be shot.


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2005-11-25 08:08 [#01787241]
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IN YO FACE!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-11-25 08:10 [#01787243]
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my mom knit the very fabric of the intherweb.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-11-25 08:11 [#01787245]
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But your mom is pretty ugly. Therefore she's a pretty ugly
pretty respectable knitter. But the day your mom knits a gat
holster is the day my mom won't be able to effortlessly knit
5 pairs of them in 3 minutes with 1 hand tied behind her
back. Just do the math: 5 * 3 * 1 = 37, that's a lot!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-11-25 08:14 [#01787246]
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is it funny that knitting has sort of become a hip thing
with the hip kids these days?

or, has that phase passed already?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-11-25 08:27 [#01787253]
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Hold on, I'll get back at you- I'm writing in 3 different
forums at once. I can't believe The |2iddler in
thisstimulating conversation thinks Game is a fake ass blood. I'm
really getting pissed.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-11-25 08:28 [#01787254]
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i'm in stitches


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-11-25 08:35 [#01787261]
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6 09 o0p


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-11-25 08:40 [#01787265]
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penises taste good in milk


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-11-25 08:42 [#01787270]
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wimw seckes his mom lol!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-11-25 08:44 [#01787272]
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We are brothers. I was adopted, you weren't.


 

offline glasseater from Switzerland on 2005-11-25 10:45 [#01787345]
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my mum is not very efficient at anything but drinking.
Just joking she makes good pies too. :p


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2005-11-25 11:00 [#01787352]
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My mom can't knit and I'm not even sure she can sew. My
grandmother excels at both, though. Does your mom
participate in cross-generational duels?


 

offline glasseater from Switzerland on 2005-11-25 11:06 [#01787355]
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they fight in mud every sunday


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2005-11-25 11:32 [#01787382]
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You can see the effort you put in to create this hilarious
thread. But really, I don't think it has paid off. It is
quite unfunny.


 


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