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offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-11-22 00:44 [#01784487]
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My mom wants me to get a job, so I can go back to school
one day and get a proper edumcation. The problem is Im lazy
and stupid. Should I kill myself?


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-11-22 01:20 [#01784491]
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Listen you little creampuff, jobs are for sissies and tell
your sissy mom to piss right off.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-11-22 01:39 [#01784497]
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What if she hits me......again :(


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-11-22 01:40 [#01784498]
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Always listen to your mum.


 

offline zero-cool on 2005-11-22 01:58 [#01784503]
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hahaha "should i kill myself", haha, you've litten up my day


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-11-22 02:03 [#01784504]
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no.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-11-22 02:20 [#01784507]
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Its nawt funny.....


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-11-22 02:35 [#01784514]
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i thought you had a job. do you live at your parents house?


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-11-22 02:57 [#01784535]
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No...but they give me money


 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2005-11-22 02:59 [#01784538]
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hi monoid! how's your girlfriend doing?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-11-22 03:32 [#01784553]
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"I have problems"

so not human like..


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-11-22 03:51 [#01784558]
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then fuck school, save up for a shrink.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-11-22 03:54 [#01784560]
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No shrink can help me....


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-11-22 03:58 [#01784564]
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im pretty sure you're just joking about these supposed
problems of yours, but in case you're not it would take very
little to sort things out..as everything you fear of is just
in your head..just stop thinking about it so much and start
doing stuff you enjoy :)


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-11-22 04:11 [#01784580]
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I dont enjoy anything....


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-11-22 04:12 [#01784581]
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see..you just need to find something then! how hard can it
be..


 

offline Ezkerraldean from the lowest common denominator (United Kingdom) on 2005-11-22 04:12 [#01784583]
Points: 5733 Status: Addict



presumably you enjoy music , specifically
electronic/intelligent dance. go listen to some.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-11-22 04:17 [#01784585]
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monoid doesnt want to be helped, obviously. he is just
trying to make us suffer by showing us that 'caring' is
futile.

fuck you monoid.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-11-22 04:17 [#01784586]
Points: 19377 Status: Regular



Member since 2002-02-03 13:00

you'll outlive us all.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-11-22 04:20 [#01784590]
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Member since 2002-02-06 14:38

Has Monoid always been like that ?


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-11-22 04:24 [#01784591]
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Sorry, I dunno how to CHANGE it seems impossible to me....


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-11-22 04:28 [#01784596]
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i suggest you get interested in something for a start.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-11-22 04:38 [#01784608]
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I am intrested in communism


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-11-22 04:41 [#01784609]
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have you been to cuba yet?


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-11-22 04:41 [#01784610]
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those days are hazy memories now, but i think it would be
safe to say yes.

i have always felt compassion for monoid. he's roughly the
same age as me, and i have suffered some of the same
problems such as wanting to stay inside the house for long
periods, not enjoying work, not being able to find a girl
etc..

change seemed impossible for me to find as well, but i have
found it, and i almost feel guilty about it now, when
reading this poor sod's posts. I talk about him as if he
isnt here, because i dont even know his first name.

'monoid'



 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-11-22 04:43 [#01784612]
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Tristram....


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-11-22 04:44 [#01784614]
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sorry, i don't mean to laugh at you [too hard] - we all have
problems etc. but since i've been here i can see the same
scheme in your threads [those personal ones] :

- you start complaining
- people try to help, offer solutions to your problems
- you don't accept them/keep saying there's no help or
solution to your problems
- people get pissed and say fuck off
- thread goes down

and i am really one of those who suspect you have good fun
making those threads.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-11-22 04:46 [#01784616]
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Tristram ? you're GMT +1, are you from Europe ? Which
country ?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-11-22 04:48 [#01784619]
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you could be the closest living xlt person to monoid i
think.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-11-22 04:51 [#01784623]
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"living" ? haha, are others dead ?

if his time zone is correct - well, he could be from Poland
- people seem to be always depressed here, no matter how
well their lives go on.

or from Russia.

and not from Czech Republic - i haven't met a sad Czech yet.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2005-11-22 04:55 [#01784625]
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Im from germany


 

offline QRDL from Poland on 2005-11-22 06:11 [#01784658]
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Germany, eh?


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2005-11-22 06:24 [#01784661]
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Can't win em all


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-11-22 06:39 [#01784670]
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best reply


 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2005-11-22 06:48 [#01784676]
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of course you like communism, youre parents fund your life

i think you need to realize that sucking from your mother's
bosom your whole life is a waste - grow up

good to see that german kids are just as spoiled and lazy as
american kids !!!


 

offline QRDL from Poland on 2005-11-22 06:50 [#01784678]
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I like this one better.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-11-22 07:00 [#01784682]
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no, he is a special german kid. they can't beat kids from
america, woooo


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-11-22 07:01 [#01784683]
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Your problem is that you think copy and pasting from another
forum is funny and have done for the past 3 years or so.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-11-22 07:03 [#01784684]
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basically, to sum up, the problem is: monoid.


 

offline euphonicfilter from illadelphia (United States) on 2005-11-22 07:04 [#01784686]
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i would blame his parenst more, for raising a coddled pussy


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2005-11-22 07:15 [#01784701]
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Poor Monoid.

I demand that you post your first happy post in this
thread.

Tell us what is good in your life, dammit! Stop thinking the
world is against you and grow up.

You'll be dead soon, then you'll regret being so miserable
all your life.

Go outside and feed the ducks or something, put your
favourite cd and stop being so depressed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-11-22 07:17 [#01784703]
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pst

monoid isn't real.


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2005-11-22 07:28 [#01784717]
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Is he just a really convincing hologram?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-11-22 07:29 [#01784721]
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not even that.

he is a green pea with an electrode attached.


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2005-11-22 07:33 [#01784728]
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Monoid's first post may reveal some clues:


Attached picture

 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-11-22 07:52 [#01784750]
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...


Attached picture

 

offline QRDL from Poland on 2005-11-22 07:53 [#01784751]
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No, the others are his dupe accounts.


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-11-22 07:57 [#01784755]
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Oh My God.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-11-22 08:10 [#01784761]
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damn, you've said that in a bad moment.


 

offline QRDL from Poland on 2005-11-22 08:57 [#01784804]
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Did you notice that bill_hicks isn't here?


 


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