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I got out of the shower last night and went back to my dorm room where I noticed my computer was displaying the blue-screen-of-death. It has been acting up lately, I'll probably have to reformat it. The End not really, unfortunately. OK so I was trying to fix this computer. Note that I was in a towel only. My roommate was gone for the weekend so I didn't care about being indecent to the bedposts. Anyway, about 20 minutes into my nudish computering my cell phone rang, which I then answered only to hear an unfamiliar voice asking if I was Lee, to which I replied "yes." Then he asked in that sorta squealing voice you hear when people are trying not to laugh "are you beating it dude!" I had no idea how to respond so I hung up. I was put off to say the least; apparently people had been watching me (even though there are blinds on my window they don't fully close) After I hung up I could here the party taking place in the hall adjacent to my window erupt with laughter. I didn't sleep well that night |
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jesus christ, scuppers. what a bunch of morons. I really hate that kind of stuff. |
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What really bothers me is the fact that they were able to determine who I am and what my cellphone number is. I tried calling the number back but it just directed me to some weird hospital redirector which told me it couldn't find the person who called me. My best guess is that the people were friends of my roommate, who they may have called to get my number. |
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it just makes you feel uncomfortable in your own home, which is plain evil. |
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I need to put on a "college guy" facade, this isn't working. All these people are in my room all the time when my roommate is around. Which is another embarrassing story entirely. Oh, my life. |
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that dorm room system isn't that great. overhere we almost never share rooms, but we also don't live on campuseses (I have no idea if you're in a dorm or live on a campus, btw). you do have houses filled to the brim with students and you share kitchens, bathrooms and toilets but you at least have your own room. with a fucking LOCK. |
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ah, you live in a dorm. durr. |
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hahaha! sorry, but that's a bit funny! if you don't go bitter about it, it'll blow over. |
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im sorry you gotta laugh about it hehe. but i i really dont understand this room sharing thing, thats mental at my uni we ahve a student village with real houses just for students and teh collages have seperate rooms for people |
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Did your wanger show? |
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Big deal, mate. You're no exhibitionist, they're voyeurs. |
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what a bunch of cunts indeed... : / |
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Dude I just totallyed called the guy, and he's sitting there in his TOWEL and I said like "Dude, are you beating it?" ahahahahaHAHAHA I mean.. the guy was in HIS TOWEL, he'd just had a shower, man!!!! In his towel! Having had a shower!!!! So I rang his number!!! I TOTALLY rang him! I just had to, he was sitting there in his towel! Man, that shit's funny, I'm one funny motherfucker. What course am I doing? Uhhh.. something about... stuff and shit, I guess. |
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oh man that's so bad, you're gonna have to quit your course, you'll never live this down. you'll be the laughing stock of the college, everyone will poiunt at you when you walk down the corridor and go "hey! theres jerk-fff jim!" and laugh in your face. you live is over, acutally just jump off a cliff. |
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Was I being melodramatic? I don’t think it was. But right-on for trying to shame me further drunken mastah(sic): I was already bitter long before this incident dannn_: yes |
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I just got word my only friend that ever gave two licks about me might be dead. My father also has, as of last tuesday, become mentally retarded after a botched surgery gave him a fever so high it cooked his brain. Also my grandfather died a month ago, he was the only interesting/smart person in my family. Tragedy abounds and yet all I can do is laugh and masterbate with the blinds open. everyone, in chorus now: "kill yourself" |
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Everyone in chorus: "Chin up." |
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You should've started jerking it straight after that phone call. |
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Earlier today, I was in the cafeteria walking away from my seat towards where the food is served. A group to my right got up and crossed my path, forcing me to adjust my course. However, a fat girl with wavy brown hair and acne slowed down in order to make way for me but I had already hesitated myself. I resumed my course just as she decided to do the same. At that point I made a sharp turn to the left and walked with the group which had just gotten up, but was intercepted by a gangster type guy erratically changing path, coinciding my own path adjustments. I thought it was a microcosm of something, not sure what though. musical note: I'm listening to "back to normal" by one of our very own. I consider it quite good |
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I came up with lots of slick things I could have done afterwards...all I did in reality was put up a note on my window which said "Fuck off, thank you for your consideration" |
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youve got a point there,id have just gone to the window still naked opened the blinds and started breathing heavy on the phone-it would never be mentioned again |
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I'm not sure I follow now, were you actually "beating it" when they called? Or were you just sitting in your towel? |
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about 10 minutes in I stopped bothering to hike up the towel "all I can do is laugh and masterbate with the blinds open." - facetious |
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Hahaha, I would have stood up and gone to the window and done what hanal said but i would girate at the same time! : ) |
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There is a huge stack of audio equipment which blocks access to the window...really I can't determine exactly how they were able to see me at all |
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yes and tweeked the left nipple whilst licking the window |
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That's the clincher mate!!! ; ) |
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Shit in a condom and hide it in their room. |
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A shit sausage!!! Awesome!!! |
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