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maybe you've seen this before, but i'd thought it'd be a nice resource for people to help educate their christian brothers and sisters about important biblical declarations. though some people cite leviticus as the biblical source for their condemnation of homosexuality, they probably haven't bothered to read the rest of it. and as punishment for their ignorance, they may pay with their very eternal souls. what they may not realize is that . defy god's word at your own risk. |
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thanks, this gives me another thing to spite god with. *steps up shellfish intake* |
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i'm surprised you are willing to take a break from your furious spiteful sodomizing schedule to make way for some shellfish. regardless, exercise moderation in your shrimp intake lest ye be punished with a tummy ache. |
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Old news! (2000 years+ :P) I used the "I notice your jacket is a polyester blend and therefore inherently sinful" argument to an overly-keen evangelical Christian who was getting in my face over minor points of dogma. |
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I took a break (albeit a small one) for shellfish but alas you were right - tummy acheage insued, and as we sinners know, the only cure for a tummy ache is some pepto bismal and more sodomy! |
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that's not possible... Zilty IS god. |
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damnit I'm broke and really want premium membership right now... but whenever i have the money for it I forget about it or buy other things.... :\ |
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your a zilty outcast ;) |
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silly. |
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i guess that's not so bad... you all could call me "the castaway" and I could be really quiet and aloof, and if anyone ever mentions soccer or coconuts I'll freak the fuck out. |
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yeah... i don't know how many incongruous things are in the bible, but a lot. this one is mostly just funny but some are really sick... |
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i'd like to say for the record that i've got nothing against christianity, or judaism or discordianism or what have you. but i do have it in for the obviously false assertion that any of the bible is the literal "word of god." plus, i'd really like a big sign with a picture of a shrimp and the slogan "pinch the tail, suck the head, go to hell" for attending anti-sodomite rallies, to go along with the big sign with a picture of chicago-style deep dish pizza on it that i take to anti-abortion rallies. |
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