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Is my GF a felon?
 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-10-11 00:08 [#01746476]
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My girlfriend just sent me a text that said she is sitting
in a police car because she tried to give her best friend an
employee discount on a TV and got caught. Now someone there
told her she is being charged with a felony.

Which sounds like fucking bullshit scare tactics because a
felony is for murderers/rapists/ etc that results in at
least a year in jail. What the goddamn fuck shit hell. Who
here knows a felon? Or law for that matter?


 

offline chaosmachine from Ottawa (Canada) on 2005-10-11 00:16 [#01746477]
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ouch.. who gets caught doing that? buy it for yourself, and
resell it after hours, away from the store..


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2005-10-11 00:22 [#01746479]
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alot of random crap is a felony, like mail tampering. [ie
dont steal your neighbors playboy from his mailbox, as a
friend of mine did.]


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-10-11 00:25 [#01746480]
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Yeah well thats official government shit. The mail and all.
But this is fucking Target. Fuck Target. Fuck "the man". And
now I just found out my guitarist was thrown out of a System
of a Down concert for smoking weed. System of a DOWN.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-10-11 00:25 [#01746481]
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WEED!


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-10-11 00:29 [#01746485]
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Ok I finally got a hold of her. Turns out shes ok and
everything is fine and she's not going to jail. I guess
someone was trying to use scare tactics or some bullshit.
The funny thing about it was it was her last day working
there. If anyone gives a shit (i know i wouldn't) I'll post
more details later.

I mean really. Smoking weed and employee discounts. OH WHAT
HAS BECOME OF SOCIETY


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2005-10-11 00:30 [#01746486]
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your gf should check out the google ad at the bottom of the
page now:

Expunge Criminal Records
Clear Your Criminal Record Now! Find Out If You Qualify.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-10-11 00:44 [#01746493]
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"Felony - Get great info on Felony"

crn


 

offline plantre from United States on 2005-10-11 00:55 [#01746494]
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i think those ads change according to the text on this
board. would that make sense? it wouldn't surprise me...


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-10-11 01:00 [#01746495]
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Boy this is one of those posts that no matter how I reply to
your assumption I'll sound like a total asshole. So changing
subject, the topic title reminds me of Final Fantasy 8.

(junction power)

@('.' @)


 

offline plantre from United States on 2005-10-11 01:01 [#01746496]
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jesus, dude. how did i ignite such a thing? it was just a
hypothesis.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-10-11 01:28 [#01746500]
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Lol, you didn't ignite anything. See! I KNEW I couldn't post
anything without sounding like a tit.
But yes the banner at the bottom takes the most used words
and customizes itself accordingly.


 

offline plantre from United States on 2005-10-11 01:52 [#01746510]
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oh, woops. how predictable and impolite of me!

:D


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-10-11 03:42 [#01746529]
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How did she get caught, lol?


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-10-11 05:59 [#01746552]
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I thought you hated women?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-10-11 06:12 [#01746559]
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The reason she was in the car was because she is a 12 year
old illegal Mexican immigrant and YOU sir are the felon.


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-10-11 06:39 [#01746567]
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it's google ads


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-10-11 06:42 [#01746573]
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great info// lollldld


 

offline easterlingman from Sarasota (United States) on 2005-10-11 06:50 [#01746578]
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it's a felony if the item stolen is more than a certain
price - I have no idea what that price is


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2005-10-11 07:06 [#01746594]
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yeah, i was pretty sure they can't send you to jail for
that. had she been actually "Stealing" then it would have
been a different story.

i currently don't know any felons.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-10-11 08:34 [#01746639]
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i use my "employee discount" to get free office supplies
from work.
if anyone needs some paperclips or a three hole punch, check
it yo.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-10-11 09:02 [#01746663]
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remember when broke kids used to call it a "five finger
discount". thats totally an anti-lol.

anyways good to hear shes alright. I hate to see people
getting in mega trouble for stupid stuff.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-10-11 11:21 [#01746805]
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Yeah turns out it has to be more than $250 for a single
transaction.


 

offline hellinterface on 2005-10-11 11:43 [#01746842]
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could be worse, your gf could be a fella.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-10-11 11:48 [#01746849]
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what is the difference between a felon and a criminal?


 

offline big from lsg on 2005-10-12 04:02 [#01747444]
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mainly she's stupid


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-10-12 04:04 [#01747446]
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five finger discount


 


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