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Anus_Presley
on 2005-08-19 10:27 [#01700453]
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In the carr.
The poor little bastarrd rran out into the middle of the rroad so I slowed down, but it saw me and came to a stop so I carrrried on, but rratherr than going back like I expected it to, it rran strraight underr the wheel.
The upsetting thing is that it didn't get squashed, I saw it going mental in my mirrrrorr, prrbobably brrain-damaged to fuck. Everryone was looking at it.
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mimi
on 2005-08-19 10:29 [#01700454]
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that sucks, i hit a rabbit once which i felt awful about especially since i have a pet rabbit
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nobsmuggler
from silly mid-off on 2005-08-19 10:30 [#01700458]
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i got something the other day, i stopped to see what it was but i couldn't make it out.
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010101
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-08-19 10:32 [#01700463]
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I always try to hit the little buggers but never can. When you're not trying....
It's a lot like farting, when you want a loud one you get quiet squeeks....
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-08-19 10:33 [#01700464]
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My dad was drriving behind a trruck once and a deerr rran out in frront of it and it just went SPLAT! all overr the place Some of the meat and blood wound up stuck onto the bottom of his carr.
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nobsmuggler
from silly mid-off on 2005-08-19 10:34 [#01700465]
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was your dads car fucked after, those things can do some damage
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aneurySm
from Ypsilanti (United States) on 2005-08-19 10:38 [#01700468]
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I have a theory that the animals' rights activists brainwash animals into being kamikaze in an effort to scare people into being more cautious drivers....
it worked on me..
damn pheasant!
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-08-19 10:38 [#01700469]
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No, thankfully it was the trruck that took the brrunt of the hit. The carr just got the sprray back and gunk frrom the rroad.
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-08-19 10:42 [#01700471]
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My hearrt did miss a beat. I'd hate to think that was a child, orr adult even.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-08-19 10:49 [#01700473]
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Thats happened to me too. The squirrel did the exact opposite of what i thought it was gonna go. It didnt die either. It was 1 house down from me. I was drunk so i walked to the end of my driveway and watched it struggle to death.
it was a bummer.
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-08-19 10:51 [#01700474]
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I was speeding, I just wish now that I'd been going slowerr.
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-08-19 10:52 [#01700475]
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You should have gone and stood on it. If I'd been able to I'd have gone back to finish it off.
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stefano_azevedo
from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2005-08-19 10:57 [#01700477]
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post pics
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-08-19 11:01 [#01700482]
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It really threw me off and i felt bad. I was also shit faced. I should have just iced the little guy.
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mylittlesister
from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-19 11:07 [#01700490]
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if it was a grey squirrel... you should've squashed the fucker!
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Crocomire
from plante (United States) on 2005-08-19 11:12 [#01700496]
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tan the pelt!
once i saw a squirrel get it's back half run over, it was sad but funny at teh same time cuz it looked like a cartoon - the back half was completely flat, but the front half was still trying to run out of the way, it managed to drag itself franticlly for a few seconds then gave up.
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FlyAgaric
from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-08-19 11:39 [#01700519]
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i hit a pheasant once. apparently they taste like chicken.
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Jaser
from Castle Greyskull (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-19 11:57 [#01700538]
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It's ok the eco warriors, Are cool with it. They kill new trees apparently. Kill Squirrels and Save Trees. Hurrah.
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thecurbcreeper
from United States on 2005-08-19 12:07 [#01700543]
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i once ran over and killed a baby rabbit with an industrial mower. it was one you stood and walked behind and held in the handles to move it. i worked at a garden/nursery and i had to cut this rather high patch of grass surrounding the store's sign. i didn't see the rabbit until after the patch was cut down.
it was sad. i didn't want to work there anymore. luckily, my friend and i were later let go.
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Q4Z2X
on 2005-08-19 12:17 [#01700554]
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The only thing I've ever hit was a crow. I still felt sorta bad about it, even though to be hit it stupidly swooped in at the nick of time.
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stilaktive
from a place on 2005-08-19 12:20 [#01700562]
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"It's a lot like farting, when you want a loud one you get quiet squeeks.... "
haha
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Taffmonster
from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-08-19 12:21 [#01700567]
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at uni theres a albino squirrel that lives in the woodland on the way in u see him loads
hes all white with his red eyes of doom
i calll him alan he keeps me company
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nobsmuggler
from silly mid-off on 2005-08-19 12:22 [#01700569]
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did they make you clean the mower?
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Q4Z2X
on 2005-08-19 12:31 [#01700581]
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I've seen one of those too. They're very classy.
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Taffmonster
from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-08-19 12:35 [#01700582]
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alan the pimpadelic albino squirrel id love to make him a white hat with a giant feather and a big bit of bling that says "[]D[][]V[][]D"
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cuntychuck
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-08-19 15:11 [#01700676]
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i got a bird yesterday, was great, had to use my windowcleaners to get it off
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forck_02lynix
from brooklyn on 2005-08-19 15:13 [#01700678]
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alan?
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Taffmonster
from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-08-19 15:23 [#01700679]
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alan pimperton :)
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Taffmonster
from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-08-19 15:36 [#01700680]
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welcome to the now called pimp allan thread thats right you too can pimp out alan the albino squirrel photoshop that bad bwoy like it aint no thing
best one gets a kiss form tridenti
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oyvinto
on 2005-08-19 15:59 [#01700690]
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i wrecked my dads car hitting an elk in 110 km/h.
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