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I got a squirrrrel
 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-08-19 10:27 [#01700453]
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In the carr.

The poor little bastarrd rran out into the middle of the
rroad so I slowed down, but it saw me and came to a stop so
I carrrried on, but rratherr than going back like I expected
it to, it rran strraight underr the wheel.

The upsetting thing is that it didn't get squashed, I saw it
going mental in my mirrrrorr, prrbobably brrain-damaged to
fuck. Everryone was looking at it.


 

offline mimi on 2005-08-19 10:29 [#01700454]
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that sucks, i hit a rabbit once which i felt awful about
especially since i have a pet rabbit


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2005-08-19 10:30 [#01700458]
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i got something the other day, i stopped to see what it was
but i couldn't make it out.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-08-19 10:32 [#01700463]
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I always try to hit the little buggers but never can. When
you're not trying....

It's a lot like farting, when you want a loud one you get
quiet squeeks....


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-08-19 10:33 [#01700464]
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My dad was drriving behind a trruck once and a deerr rran
out in frront of it and it just went SPLAT! all overr the
place Some of the meat and blood wound up stuck onto the
bottom of his carr.


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2005-08-19 10:34 [#01700465]
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was your dads car fucked after, those things can do some
damage


 

offline aneurySm from Ypsilanti (United States) on 2005-08-19 10:38 [#01700468]
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I have a theory that the animals' rights activists brainwash
animals into being kamikaze in an effort to scare people
into being more cautious drivers....

it worked on me..

damn pheasant!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-08-19 10:38 [#01700469]
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No, thankfully it was the trruck that took the brrunt of the
hit. The carr just got the sprray back and gunk frrom the
rroad.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-08-19 10:42 [#01700471]
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My hearrt did miss a beat. I'd hate to think that was a
child, orr adult even.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-19 10:49 [#01700473]
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Thats happened to me too. The squirrel did the exact
opposite of what i thought it was gonna go. It didnt die
either. It was 1 house down from me. I was drunk so i walked
to the end of my driveway and watched it struggle to death.

it was a bummer.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-08-19 10:51 [#01700474]
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I was speeding, I just wish now that I'd been going slowerr.



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-08-19 10:52 [#01700475]
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You should have gone and stood on it. If I'd been able to
I'd have gone back to finish it off.


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2005-08-19 10:57 [#01700477]
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post pics


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-08-19 11:01 [#01700482]
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It really threw me off and i felt bad. I was also shit
faced. I should have just iced the little guy.


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-19 11:07 [#01700490]
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if it was a grey squirrel... you should've squashed the
fucker!


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-08-19 11:12 [#01700496]
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tan the pelt!

once i saw a squirrel get it's back half run over, it was
sad but funny at teh same time cuz it looked like a cartoon
- the back half was completely flat, but the front half was
still trying to run out of the way, it managed to drag
itself franticlly for a few seconds then gave up.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-08-19 11:39 [#01700519]
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i hit a pheasant once. apparently they taste like chicken.


 

offline Jaser from Castle Greyskull (United Kingdom) on 2005-08-19 11:57 [#01700538]
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It's ok the eco warriors, Are cool with it.
They kill new trees apparently.
Kill Squirrels and Save Trees.
Hurrah.



 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2005-08-19 12:07 [#01700543]
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i once ran over and killed a baby rabbit with an industrial
mower. it was one you stood and walked behind and held in
the handles to move it. i worked at a garden/nursery and i
had to cut this rather high patch of grass surrounding the
store's sign. i didn't see the rabbit until after the patch
was cut down.

it was sad. i didn't want to work there anymore. luckily, my
friend and i were later let go.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2005-08-19 12:17 [#01700554]
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The only thing I've ever hit was a crow. I still felt sorta
bad about it, even though to be hit it stupidly swooped in
at the nick of time.


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-08-19 12:20 [#01700562]
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"It's a lot like farting, when you want a loud one you get
quiet squeeks.... "

haha


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-08-19 12:21 [#01700567]
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at uni theres a albino squirrel that lives in the woodland
on the way in u see him loads

hes all white with his red eyes of doom

i calll him alan
he keeps me company


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2005-08-19 12:22 [#01700569]
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did they make you clean the mower?


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2005-08-19 12:31 [#01700581]
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I've seen one of those too. They're very classy.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-08-19 12:35 [#01700582]
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alan the pimpadelic albino squirrel
id love to make him a white hat with a giant feather and a
big bit of bling that says "[]D[][]V[][]D"


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2005-08-19 15:11 [#01700676]
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i got a bird yesterday, was great, had to use my
windowcleaners to get it off



 

offline forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2005-08-19 15:13 [#01700678]
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alan?


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-08-19 15:23 [#01700679]
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alan pimperton :)


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-08-19 15:36 [#01700680]
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welcome to the now called pimp allan thread
thats right you too can pimp out alan the albino squirrel
photoshop that bad bwoy like it aint no thing

best one gets a kiss form tridenti


 

offline oyvinto on 2005-08-19 15:59 [#01700690]
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i wrecked my dads car hitting an elk in 110 km/h.


 


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