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offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-07-19 10:59 [#01668227]
Points: 7669 Status: Regular



1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a
tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it
to the man
who is lounging beside the grill -- beer in hand.
Here comes the important part.....
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and
cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is
burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he
deals with
the situation.
Important again....
7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE
WOMAN.
More routine.....
8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils,
napkins,
sauces, and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the
dishes.
And most of all....
10) Everyone PRAISES the man and THANKS him for his cooking
efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."
And, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no
pleasing
some women



 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-07-19 11:01 [#01668230]
Points: 2953 Status: Regular



throw one more beer into the equation and you hit the nail
bang on the head amigo! :)


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-19 11:05 [#01668232]
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yeap,thats a bbq


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-07-19 11:05 [#01668233]
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ooga aaga


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-07-19 12:52 [#01668505]
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I love bbqing.


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-07-19 12:56 [#01668513]
Points: 40066 Status: Lurker



much love monoid <3


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2005-07-19 14:35 [#01668603]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker



heckyes barbiecue is good.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2005-07-19 14:36 [#01668607]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker



but not like that. dont make the woman do work, that way she
has enough energy left for bed. :O


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2005-07-19 14:45 [#01668623]
Points: 8833 Status: Regular | Followup to swift_jams: #01668607



pssht, she doesnt need any energy. i just want her to lay
there and take it like the bitch she is.

[:P]


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2005-07-19 14:46 [#01668626]
Points: 1304 Status: Lurker



oooh bbq. fried okra. drenched in bbq sauce. mmmmm


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-07-19 14:47 [#01668627]
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BBQ r00lez


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2005-07-19 14:49 [#01668631]
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hedphukker lolz2that.


 

offline swift_jams from big sky on 2005-07-19 14:50 [#01668633]
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but for serious? that would be boring sex if she just layed
there. :/


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-07-19 15:09 [#01668673]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



*takes notes*


 

offline rotunda on 2005-07-19 16:20 [#01668734]
Points: 359 Status: Regular



1 fat loin of beef... BBQ for about 10 mins.
Bread to mop up blood.
Beer.


 


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