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010101
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-07-19 10:59 [#01668227]
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1) The woman buys the food. 2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert. 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man
who is lounging beside the grill -- beer in hand. Here comes the important part..... 4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine.... 5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with
the situation. Important again.... 7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine..... 8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces, and brings them to the table. 9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most of all.... 10) Everyone PRAISES the man and THANKS him for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing
some women
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DeleriousWeasel
from Guam on 2005-07-19 11:01 [#01668230]
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throw one more beer into the equation and you hit the nail bang on the head amigo! :)
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hanal
from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2005-07-19 11:05 [#01668232]
Points: 13379 Status: Lurker | Followup to 010101: #01668227 | Show recordbag
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yeap,thats a bbq
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2005-07-19 11:05 [#01668233]
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ooga aaga
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-07-19 12:52 [#01668505]
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I love bbqing.
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-07-19 12:56 [#01668513]
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much love monoid <3
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2005-07-19 14:35 [#01668603]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker
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heckyes barbiecue is good.
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2005-07-19 14:36 [#01668607]
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but not like that. dont make the woman do work, that way she has enough energy left for bed. :O
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hedphukkerr
from mathbotton (United States) on 2005-07-19 14:45 [#01668623]
Points: 8833 Status: Regular | Followup to swift_jams: #01668607
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pssht, she doesnt need any energy. i just want her to lay there and take it like the bitch she is.
[:P]
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2005-07-19 14:46 [#01668626]
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oooh bbq. fried okra. drenched in bbq sauce. mmmmm
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-07-19 14:47 [#01668627]
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BBQ r00lez
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2005-07-19 14:49 [#01668631]
Points: 7577 Status: Lurker | Followup to hedphukkerr: #01668623
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hedphukker lolz2that.
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swift_jams
from big sky on 2005-07-19 14:50 [#01668633]
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but for serious? that would be boring sex if she just layed there. :/
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-07-19 15:09 [#01668673]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker
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*takes notes*
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rotunda
on 2005-07-19 16:20 [#01668734]
Points: 359 Status: Regular
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1 fat loin of beef... BBQ for about 10 mins. Bread to mop up blood. Beer.
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