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That's very worryinh. I shall be taking apart my works keyboard tomorrow. As that' dell and I don't fancy anyone knowing how often I type the word cunt. I'm assuming that they'd do the same thing for normal keyboard too. If they can. |
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oh shit. |
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surely a page called /wtf/lol.htm must be a dependable source of information! |
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So they've gotten to you too, have they? |
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wtf! I didn't even type that last post!!!!!!! |
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We can soon check and find out dell laptop boy! |
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my keyboard is clean. but i have a dell pc and it was manufactured pre-homeland sexxurituy. i'm typing on the skeleton of it with the keys removed for fun. i can't see any of the latters or anything, so i think my typin g is pretty good considering.rrrr shit, i ripped off my r. |
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i don't really understand the meaning of this article ; can someone sum it up for me please ? |
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no! people are listening.. |
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it says that the Dell pc's have a little device inside, that records your every key-stroke. That means EVERYTHING you type. |
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Turns out it's a hoax after all. or is it? |
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..driving the team that follows tridentis keystrokes into abrupt psychosis. |
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makes you wonder what the point could be. "JOHNSON!" "yessir" "tell me what you know!" "well, sir, the subject calls a lot of people 'n00b' sir." "a lot, eh, Johnson?" "a LOT, sir." "huh.." "the subject also likes to visit pornsites." "porn! AH!" "no, sir, it's pretty regular stuff.. we only lately found out he did mean porn because he likes to refer to it as "pr0n", sir." "pron, eh, Johnson?" "a LOT, sir." |
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this is a hoax, the images used in the article were gathered from another website. |
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that's what they WANT you to think! p.s. sweet av. |
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"Johnson! Your avatar is making me thirsty. Go to the waterfall and get me some of that sweet, sweet nectar." |
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Toilet Snorkel US Patent Issued In 1982 What exactly is this man doing? Communicating with his neighbors using his new Toilet Phone? Blowing up his Inflatable Toilet? Or is he simple blowing bubbles? Well the correct answer is None of the Above. This guy is using the new breath easy, Toilet Snorkel, formulated to provide a fresh air source during fires in high rise buildings. In most fires, it's the smoke that will get you, and a source of fresh air can be a life saver. So our inventor designed a way to snake a snorkel through the zigs and zags of your toilet, so you can breath sewer air instead of smoke. |
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What if you need to go? |
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your house is on fire, you'll be burnt to a crisp in a few minutes, so it's ok to peepee on the floor. |
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i suspect highly illegal |
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cool invention (the toilet snorkle), but my desire to live is not that great. |
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Go ahead and die. We who breathe sewage will live on and mate with your womenfolk. |
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You'd be breathing turd vapor. I fail to see how this desperate act would in any way contribute to your quality of life should you actually survive the fire and methane poisoning. |
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Oh excuse me mister too good for turd vapor. |
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I guess I've probably inhaled some compounds more caustic than turd vapor in my time, but dammit I was at least reasonably certain they'd get me high. |
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