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offline Opto on 2005-06-09 01:54 [#01627271]
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what i noticed is that many of you are interested in CATS
the ANIMALS.

what i noticed aswell, is that some of you like to say that
"CATS ARE SWEET" and this kind of thingies. right ?

right.

now explain me please how, some of you, tryin to show
how ruff and weeird you are absurd post> can like those creatures.

seriously, CATS ARE STUPID. they are animals that are making
poo and piss into box with sand, which means, they are
stupid. considering hassle putted into having a cat, you
could expect a little of thanksgiving, yet still cats are
the animals that are fuccy, non-thankful, and generally, not
sweet at all. i find birds more sweet, for example.

now, whats is strange, is how many of you likes cats
so much - is it some phenomena, or are you tryin to say that
you are very soft inside of you, under the shell of harsh
internet fuckery
?

whats the trick eh ?

PS. serious ( if you can ) explanations please, not
bollocks.thx.



 

offline Opto on 2005-06-09 01:59 [#01627272]
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on emore thing - i havent found anyone talking about tigers,
lions, panthers etc. which are CATS aswell, more sweet and
more intelligent that the stupid home cats. it seems that
you have some issues about little fur that, as you probably
think, obeys your rules.

why not wild cats then ?


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-06-09 01:59 [#01627273]
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I don't think you know much about cats - they are clever. My
cats both learned to poo and piss outside, not into a box.
They are very very agile too, mine often brings in mice and
birds (she is proud to show her handywork), and thus they
can fend for themselves - could you hunt your own food if
you had too?

Plus, they often look pretty and can be very affectionate
too - a nice little companion for 15 years. Our house would
be lonely without Jazzy.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-06-09 02:01 [#01627274]
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They aren't more intelligent at all - just bigger and
stronger. That's it. It's a bit of a contradiction from you,
liking cat's family but not cats themselves! Ha.. you show
little knowledge of the feline.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-09 02:01 [#01627275]
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cats are pretentious


 

offline Opto on 2005-06-09 02:04 [#01627276]
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well, i just dont like home cats, and seriously, one
exception doesnt make a rule - i heard about a dog that
shits on toilet.

anyway - just wanted to ask generally, what the fuss about
home cats in HERE, at XLT. you wont find as many hreads
about any other animal as about home CATS. considering
amount of absurd posts, hate and, generally, beeing "stupid
crazy fucker", which many pretends to be, liking CATS is GAY
( no offence to gays ) LAME and WHATEVER.

and please, lets not discuss about my knowledge of any
feline.thats childish.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-06-09 02:04 [#01627277]
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the guilty..


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-06-09 02:06 [#01627279]
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hah! so is this discussion! cats are discussed because they
are probably the most popular domestic pet.. so its about
odds really..not many people have a pet alligator otherwise
you would probably see them discussed more.


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2005-06-09 02:06 [#01627280]
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all animals are awesome... people are stupid.


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-06-09 02:09 [#01627282]
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so stupid that we don't recognise that we are animals too?



 

offline Opto on 2005-06-09 02:11 [#01627283]
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your missing the point


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offline Opto on 2005-06-09 02:12 [#01627284]
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sooo stupid


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offline Opto on 2005-06-09 02:15 [#01627285]
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soooo sweeeet


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offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-06-09 02:15 [#01627286]
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dogs stink


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-06-09 02:15 [#01627287]
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i like cats, but don't have one and won't have it because of
the hassle and because of I think they (cats) suffer when
living in small flats never being let outside.
I have to agree that cats have some bad sides like using
their owners as food suppliers and sand replacers.
Why i like cats - this is from childhood. a habit, maybe.
they are furry at least. The most funny thing about little
kittens is that they are easy to be turned into a fight,
which is extremely funny. If a kitten is teased properly,
it will look very laughable after several minutes - ears
flattened to the skull, tail looks like a hyperbola and the
way it moves - making silly jumps , hissing, growling and
flaming eyes. this is rather funny as for me, partially
because human can easily smash this little creature even in
its most furious anger. But there is absolutely no reason
for smashing a kitten.

I want to say it again: i won't have own cat, it's enough of
stray and neighbours' cats. If a cat lives outside and
fights for food, it is sporty, with sharp claws and teeth.
One such cat is at my uncles home - it's free to come in and
out the flat whenever it wants. Once it has brought a half
of squirrels corpse when there wasn't any food in the house.
So it went and got food quickly outside. Another once it
decided to try to steal a pice of meat from my plate when I
was eating. I waited to see how far would it go, and this
impudent creature wasn't embarassed to get on the table and
take it right from the plate. Of course, it didn't go away
cause I caught it and took my meat back. But it's been
funny.


 

offline Opto on 2005-06-09 02:18 [#01627288]
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well, most ppl likes cats when theyre small and nice. then,
after some years, cats are not sweet anymore.just stinky.


 

offline Matvey from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-06-09 02:24 [#01627289]
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yes, and grownup cats don't want to fight with humans
anymore. which is dull.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-06-09 02:26 [#01627291]
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cats generally don't smell bad. what does a cat smell like?
i can think very easily of dog stench


 

offline Opto on 2005-06-09 02:27 [#01627292]
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cats stink <--- fact


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-06-09 02:30 [#01627294]
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oh that hyakusen


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-09 02:32 [#01627295]
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ok, so you don't like cats. don't get one.

i like cats - so i got one.

point of thread?


 

offline Opto on 2005-06-09 02:33 [#01627296]
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eh ?


 

offline Opto on 2005-06-09 02:34 [#01627297]
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point of thread - why so many of ppl are at one point acting
like fuckfaces amd at another point are shiting with sugar
about the KITTENS.


 

offline b6662966 from ? on 2005-06-09 02:37 [#01627299]
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speaking of cats....if the author of this thread was getting
any kind of PUSSY he wouldnt be worried about stupid things
like this :oP


 

offline Opto on 2005-06-09 02:37 [#01627300]
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what lind of dtupid post is it anyway

i like ae - im buying their albums
you dont - youre not buying. the same with afx. point of
messageboard ?


 

offline Opto on 2005-06-09 02:38 [#01627301]
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interesting that You said it first.


 

offline b6662966 from ? on 2005-06-09 02:46 [#01627302]
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MEOW


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2005-06-09 02:56 [#01627305]
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I have lived with dogs for most of my life but I have spent
the last year with two cats. I like them both now and I have
warmed to their very different characters. The trouble is
they are not pack animals and as such they are not disposed
to really being your friend in a way that a dog can be. The
relationship is never as developed as it is with a dog. ie
they only really come to you if they are in need of
something: food; stroke; warm lap. And as for intelligence,
fuck that. They really are only as intelligence as thier
small brain size permits, not much! Maybe I have ended up
with two fuckwits cats but they do some really daft
stuff. Oh adn all the chavs round here have cats (low
maintenance pet) and they have decimated the small bird
population so the slugs and snails no longer get eaten adn
my vegetable patch is getting eaten to buggery by the slimey
fuckers.



 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-09 03:41 [#01627319]
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i love cats. i dont like people who dislike cats. there is
no reason to dislike cats.

they dont jump at you, bark at you, drool over the floor,
need to be walked, or stink up the house.

cats are awesome.



 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2005-06-09 04:25 [#01627334]
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I am not a cat hater, far from it. I just think having
experienced both cats and dogs I know which makes a better
pet.


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-09 04:40 [#01627338]
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cats, obviously. my cat is a killing machine, feared
throughout the neighbourhood by frogs, rats, birds and
spiders.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-06-09 04:45 [#01627339]
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You seem to forget. Cats can hunt on their own because they
are designed to do so, and have built in weapons to do so.
If you had daggers come out of your fingers whenever you
tensed your hand muscles, you would probly be more inclined
to go and senselessly kill harmless animals with greater
ambition and less discrimination too.


 

offline Laserbeak from Netherlands, The on 2005-06-09 05:06 [#01627341]
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- Indoor cats behave very different from cats that live
outside.
- The race of the cat determines the behaviour a lot
- if they had contact with humans as a small kitten is very
important for the rest of their lives

they're all very different.

I've known a Maine Coon cat a he behaved very much like a
dog and loved to be around people.

Just do some research and get to know them before you get
one.


 

offline Opto on 2005-06-09 05:08 [#01627342]
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you cunt. i dislike people that dislike people you stupid
goose.


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2005-06-09 05:08 [#01627343]
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LAZY_kittens


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-09 05:13 [#01627346]
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domestic cats are the only type of cat that walks around
with its tail sticking up.


 

offline Opto on 2005-06-09 05:14 [#01627347]
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thats pathetic. each of thse of you who loves CATS so much
loves them in KITTEN shape, i havent seen any pics of old
cat described as LOVELY.

why so many of these "sweet kittens" end up tied to trees
deep in forest ?? because they are sweet only when they are
kittens.


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-06-09 05:24 [#01627349]
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i love that pictures!


 

offline Opto on 2005-06-09 05:26 [#01627350]
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YAY !!! KITTENS !!! SO SMAAAAAL AND SWEEEEEET !!!!!


 

offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-06-09 05:26 [#01627351]
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Our hands are far more a weapon that a cats' paw.. we are
top the food chain for this reason alone. Our anscesors will
have hunted and killed much like our feline friends o that
we can be here today!

Oh, and kats don't kill 'senselessly' - mice and birds are
food.. just like we kill cows, pigs, sheep, fish, etc..


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-06-09 05:29 [#01627352]
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are you sure you don't mean:

what i noticed is that many of you are interested in
CATS
the MUSICAL.

what i noticed aswell, is that some of you like to say that
"CATS IS GREAT" and this kind of thingies. right ?

right.

now explain me please how, some of you, tryin to show
how ruff and weeird you are
absurd post> can like those creatures.

seriously, CATS IS GRAET! the score is amazing IDM by
genious ANDREW Lloyd WEbebr! I LOVE RUMPELTEAZER!

now, whats isn't strange at all, is how many of you likes
cats
so much - is it some phenomena, or are you tryin to say
that
you are very soft inside of you, under the shell of harsh
internet fuckery ?

whats the trick eh ?

PS. serious ( if you can ) explanations please, not
bollocks.thx.


??


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offline Exaph from United Kingdom on 2005-06-09 05:30 [#01627353]
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Oh, and while we are at it, they are also sweet 'cos;

. During a fall a cat can reflexively twist its body in
order to right itself, due to its acute sense of balance and
flexible body.

. Cats have 9 lives. Sure beats having just the 1.


 

offline tridenti from Milano (Italy) on 2005-06-09 05:33 [#01627358]
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grrrrr!


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offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2005-06-09 05:36 [#01627362]
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Another great thread, Opto. You've really brought the
community together for an important discussion. I've learned
so much.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-06-09 05:39 [#01627368]
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offline Dannn_ from United Kingdom on 2005-06-09 05:45 [#01627374]
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I like cats because when ever I have a cat its fun to have
that cat


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-09 05:47 [#01627376]
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my cat doesn't kill for food, he does it for the sport. he
is a little thug bastard.


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-09 05:48 [#01627377]
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:D


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offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-09 05:51 [#01627378]
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:D !



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offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-06-09 05:52 [#01627379]
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Oh, and kats don't kill 'senselessly' - mice and birds
are food.. just like we kill cows, pigs, sheep, fish, etc..


dunno what a kat is, but cats kill senselessly, not for
food. domestic cats kill for any little thing they can for
sport and generally don't eat what they kill.


 


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