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offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2005-06-01 04:32 [#01618606]
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holy shit has any one else heard these tracks? there's 5
chapters and its just like

holy shit its genius


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-06-01 04:33 [#01618607]
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and there I was thinking he'd actually trapped himself in a
closet...we live in hope.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2005-06-01 04:40 [#01618614]
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oh man ok i've only heard 1-4 but here's the breakdown

chapter 1-dude wakes up and finds out he's in a strange
girls place, tries to get out cause he's married, but the
girls husband is coming up the stairs so he goes in the
closet and the dude and the girl are about to get it on when
the dude in the closet's cell goes off, he's lookin for him
and the song ends with him opening up the closet door

chapter 2-theyre standing there and theyre yelling and shit
and dude says something about being a pastor and r kelly's
got his gun out so the dude isnt fucking with him, then he
(the pastor husband) gets a call and he's like baby come
back here i need you to be here and theyre like whats going
on and he's all youre about to find out and r kelly is all
IF I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON I'M GONNA SHOOT SOME ONE so
the end is him counting down and then the dude opens the
door and its a man

chapter 3- all about just them all fighting and yelling
about cheating, not much goes on you know, just like HOW
COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME etc, it ends with him leaving and
calling his house and a dude picks up the phone

chapter 4- he races home, gets pulled over for speeding,
gets home and he's all WHAT THE FUCK and she's like dont you
remember my brother is home and hes like oh... so then they
start doing it and its getting all intense and she's
screaming and shit and then right when he busts he finds a
condom under the covers

i'm guessing chapter 5 he finds a dude in HIS closet


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-06-01 05:21 [#01618640]
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sounds very boring


 

offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2005-06-01 06:06 [#01618677]
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sounds like a bunch of drama that 14 year old girls would
drool over. beh.


 

offline Opto on 2005-06-01 06:09 [#01618680]
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a bunch of drama that 14 year old girls would
drool over.


well thats what r kelly is, isnt it ?


 

offline thatne from United States on 2005-06-01 06:21 [#01618688]
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he also wears sunglasses indoors


 

offline somejerk from south florida, US (United States) on 2005-06-01 06:22 [#01618693]
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haters wanna hate
lovers wanna love
i don't even want
none of the above.....




 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-06-01 06:23 [#01618695]
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what does the 'R' stand for? 'Reginald'?


 

offline Opto on 2005-06-01 06:28 [#01618703]
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rusty


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-06-01 06:30 [#01618708]
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really!


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-01 06:41 [#01618725]
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at least he isn't Nelly.


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-06-01 07:11 [#01618771]
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true...that ugly fool with his dumb plaster.

mayhaps that plaster was there to cover up a wierd scar he
has from when he used to work as a lumberjack in Ohio and
was abducted by aliens who performed queer experients on him
and convinced him that he could actually 'sing'... o_O


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-01 07:13 [#01618773]
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Nelly just has an arrogant look on his face the whole time.
It makes me want to punch it.


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2005-06-01 09:24 [#01618966]
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lol it's damn good

i got a good laugh out of it and it's nice to hear something
"a little different" like what he's doing

the best part

"HE OPENED THE CLOSSSSSSSSSSETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTt!!..I PULLED
OUT MY BERREEEETAAAAAA!"

lol
THIS SHIT IS AWESOME.



 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2005-06-01 11:01 [#01619076]
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heh seriously you guys need to hear this.

r kelly may be a pedo, but he still knows how to work that
flo


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2005-06-01 12:04 [#01619125]
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he jumped up and said there's a mystery going on and i'm
gonna solve it

i'm like

god please dont let this man open up this closet


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-01 12:07 [#01619127]
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Apparently every time one of his homies is killed he wears a
plaster. Some dumb shit like that anyway.


 

offline avart from nomo' on 2005-06-01 12:07 [#01619128]
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R Kelly knows how make great melodies, too...


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2005-06-01 12:57 [#01619149]
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lol, zach

"he jumped up and said there's a mystery going on and
i'm
gonna solve it

i'm like

god please dont let this man open up this closet"


it's so hard to read that like a normal sentence
im reading it signing it and stretching each word out in my
head

QUIC

QUIC

PUT ME IN THA CLOSETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2005-06-01 12:58 [#01619150]
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there is some WICKED fuking sounds in part 1 too,

like some click-glitch shit that sounds really IDMish
ill try getting a recording (im sure theyre already out on
the inet but i havent looked yet)

it's a pretty sweet sound.


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-06-01 13:06 [#01619154]
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I PULLED OUT MY BEREEETTA


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2005-06-01 13:22 [#01619164]
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heh the part where he fires one off into the air is funny


 

offline cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-06-01 13:36 [#01619170]
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elusive are you sharing this on SLSK

you are tuning me to this, i want to get all of the parts
dude


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2005-06-01 13:42 [#01619175]
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i decided that i really really like Ignition... so now i
wanna hear this.


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2005-06-01 13:56 [#01619186]
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iill share when i get home


 

offline DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-06-01 14:30 [#01619206]
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what a pleb. As if he actually has any friends.


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2005-06-01 20:16 [#01619733]
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TRAPPED


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2005-06-01 21:20 [#01619757]
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k finished uploading them

---SHE SAID RUFUS YUO SON OF A BICH

...KATHY,,,, GO TO HELL



 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2005-06-05 13:57 [#01623435]
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Ch 1-5 mixed


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2005-06-05 14:29 [#01623469]
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I SAY WHO THEH ELL IS ROXXANNNNNNNNNNE!?


 


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